Author Topic: Would you hit it? (Read 24303 times)

Fatpanda · « **Reply #175 on:** March 11, 2009, 05:46:59 AM »

Quote from: Okami on March 11, 2009, 05:45:04 AM

Yes his clothing was homoerotic to say the least but he has quite a great body,but if you wanna hate him thats your choice,you no doubt like a more muscular physique(as I do too)

he has zero muscle, he's simply ripped. he would be lucky if his arms are 12"

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #176 on:** March 11, 2009, 05:48:02 AM »

Haha he is even more tanned than me
Just out of interest Fatpanda,how big are your arms truthfully?

Mars · « **Reply #177 on:** March 11, 2009, 06:20:50 AM »

at the end youre better off having a physique like Johny then one with good muscles but no abbs and definition.
you feel better plus women love it, as a natural and one with bad genetics will look like shit anyway so why bulk up.

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #178 on:** March 11, 2009, 06:22:04 AM »

Exactly Mars,nobody wants to look bloated and flabby

Fatpanda · « **Reply #179 on:** March 11, 2009, 06:36:24 AM »

Quote from: Okami on March 11, 2009, 05:48:02 AM

Haha he is even more tanned than me
Just out of interest Fatpanda,how big are your arms truthfully?

17.5 "

lost a lot of size following 2 rotator injuries that put me out of action for over a year - just getting back into the swing of things.

hey are normally around 19" - biggest was 19.5"

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #180 on:** March 11, 2009, 06:38:21 AM »

Yeah shoulder injuries will fuck you up alrite,well as you no doubt know if the muscle was there before it'll grow back rapidly

Fatpanda · « **Reply #181 on:** March 11, 2009, 06:41:38 AM »

Quote from: Okami on March 11, 2009, 06:38:21 AM

Yeah shoulder injuries will fuck you up alrite,well as you no doubt know if the muscle was there before it'll grow back rapidly

yip, strength is returning fast too

CastIron · « **Reply #182 on:** March 11, 2009, 07:02:07 AM »

I remember one of these bodybuilder chicks went on the stairmaster in front of me. I could not take my eyes off her ass to save my life. I almost seriously messed myself up when I almost fell off the treadmill.

Fatpanda · « **Reply #183 on:** March 11, 2009, 07:04:07 AM »

Quote from: CastIron on March 11, 2009, 07:02:07 AM

I remember one of these bodybuilder chicks went on the stairmaster in front of me. I could not take my eyes off her ass to save my life. I almost seriously messed myself up when I almost fell off the treadmill.

did she look like this ?

Mars · « **Reply #184 on:** March 11, 2009, 07:09:02 AM »

Quote from: CastIron on March 11, 2009, 07:02:07 AM

I remember one of these bodybuilder chicks went on the stairmaster in front of me. I could not take my eyes off her ass to save my life. I almost seriously messed myself up when I almost fell off the treadmill.

did you asked her number?

CastIron · « **Reply #185 on:** March 11, 2009, 07:20:52 AM »

Quote from: Mars on March 11, 2009, 07:09:02 AM

did you asked her number?

When I got off the stairmaster, I started doing inclines. I saw her coming my way a few minutes later so I put another 45 on the bar. I asked her for a spot and she was cool about it and didn't think that I was wanting to fuck her lol. I thought I was pretty smooth so we talked a little bit and I asked her if she wanted to go to smoothie king with me. She said ok and we got done with our smoothies me and her sat my truck in the parking lot. Yep, I got a awesome blowjob that day.

Jeffro · « **Reply #186 on:** March 11, 2009, 07:22:02 AM »

Quote from: CastIron on March 11, 2009, 07:20:52 AM

When I got off the stairmaster, I started doing inclines. I saw her coming my way a few minutes later so I put another 45 on the bar. I asked her for a spot and she was cool about it and didn't think that I was wanting to fuck her lol. I thought I was pretty smooth so we talked a little bit and I asked her if she wanted to go to smoothie king with me. She said ok and we got done with our smoothies me and her sat my truck in the parking lot. Yep, I got a awesome blowjob that day.

And then mommy woke you up for school.

Mars · « **Reply #187 on:** March 11, 2009, 07:22:16 AM »

i guess the blowjob was a fabrication right?

Tapeworm · « **Reply #188 on:** March 11, 2009, 07:22:36 AM »

Lol. True story.

Translation: After she rowed the bar off your neck and called you a twerp, you ran out of the gym crying and never went back.

CastIron · « **Reply #189 on:** March 11, 2009, 07:24:05 AM »

Its just what happened, I dont care if you believe it or not.

Fatpanda · « **Reply #190 on:** March 11, 2009, 07:24:45 AM »

Quote from: CastIron on March 11, 2009, 07:20:52 AM

When I got off the stairmaster, I started doing inclines. I saw her coming my way a few minutes later so I put another 45 on the bar. I asked her for a spot and she was cool about it and didn't think that I was wanting to fuck her lol. I thought I was pretty smooth so we talked a little bit and I asked her if she wanted to go to smoothie king with me. She said ok and we got done with our smoothies me and her sat my truck in the parking lot. Yep, I got a awesome blowjob that day.

did she swallow ?

CastIron · « **Reply #191 on:** March 11, 2009, 07:28:31 AM »

Quote from: Fatpanda on March 11, 2009, 07:24:45 AM

did she swallow ?

yep

Fatpanda · « **Reply #192 on:** March 11, 2009, 07:36:20 AM »

Quote from: CastIron on March 11, 2009, 07:28:31 AM

yep

QuakerOats · « **Reply #193 on:** March 11, 2009, 07:37:21 AM »

Quote from: Fatpanda on March 11, 2009, 07:24:45 AM

did she swallow ?

in his dreams she did.

CastIron · « **Reply #194 on:** March 11, 2009, 07:39:34 AM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on March 11, 2009, 07:37:21 AM

in his dreams she did.

I call it the new and approved muscle milk for her.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #195 on:** March 11, 2009, 07:43:48 AM »

Quote from: Fatpanda on March 11, 2009, 05:45:37 AM

more from the beast that is jonnienoshame, the man thats admitted to giving handjobs and bj's to homos

a) i never admitted to giving hj's and bj's to any guys
b) you're fat...end of thread

Quote from: Fatpanda on March 11, 2009, 05:38:26 AM

oh really

lovecunt is not much bigger

i HATE that pic

...it's too old and does my abs NO JUSTICE

this one is better

so, fatpanda tell us about your fat....errrrr, I mean, how big your arms are again

yeah, i 'm built like a "twink" but i never heard a girl say "you know, I decided that after you took off your shirt that i won't suck your cock cuz you don't have big arms and i find a defined midsection totally repulsive"

Fatpanda · « **Reply #196 on:** March 11, 2009, 09:21:54 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on March 11, 2009, 07:43:48 AM

a) i never admitted to giving hj's and bj's to any guys
b) you're fat...end of thread

i HATE that pic

...it's too old and does my abs NO JUSTICE

this one is better

so, fatpanda tell us about your fat....errrrr, I mean, how big your arms are again

yeah, i 'm built like a "twink" but i never heard a girl say "you know, I decided that after you took off your shirt that i won't suck your cock cuz you don't have big arms and i find a defined midsection totally repulsive"

hahahahahahaha queer hissy fit

and i'm not surprised you have never heard a girl say that - your a homo

also why do so many queers have big ears ? do they use them to hold on while they plow your ass ?

a) you alluded to it - and your father molesting you

b) I'm not fat

hope this helps.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #197 on:** March 11, 2009, 09:27:11 AM »

Quote from: Fatpanda on March 11, 2009, 09:21:54 AM

hahahahahahaha queer hissy fit

and i'm not surprised you have never heard a girl say that - your a homo

also why do so many queers have big ears ? do they use them to hold on while they plow your ass ?

a) you alluded to it - and your father molesting you
b) I'm not fat

hope this helps.

it's "you're", not "your"
all that fat has congested your brain

ps- i only wish my dad molested me because:
a) it would have meant that he had actually stuck around
and
2) it would have meant that he liked me as well

btw, the fact that you make fun of my ears shows how retarded you are cuz you could easily make fun of my HUGE nose. My nose DWARVES my ears kinda like your ass dwarves that of a Oprah's at her heaviest weight

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #198 on:** March 11, 2009, 09:31:07 AM »

Quote from: CastIron on March 11, 2009, 07:20:52 AM

When I got off the stairmaster, I started doing inclines. I saw her coming my way a few minutes later so I put another 45 on the bar. I asked her for a spot and she was cool about it and didn't think that I was wanting to fuck her lol. I thought I was pretty smooth so we talked a little bit and I asked her if she wanted to go to smoothie king with me. She said ok and we got done with our smoothies me and her sat my truck in the parking lot. Yep, I got a awesome blowjob that day.

Haha this guy is comedy gold

Fatpanda · « **Reply #199 on:** March 11, 2009, 09:31:35 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on March 11, 2009, 09:27:11 AM

it's "you're", not "your"
all that fat has congested your brain

ps- i only wish my dad molested me because:
a) it would have meant that he had actually stuck around
and
2) it would have meant that he liked me as well

hahahahaha

oh brother

so pathetic i don't know where to go with this without sending you into suicidal mode.

i'm sure your dad loved you, you were the girl he always wanted.