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Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
« on: January 13, 2009, 06:08:32 PM »
Anyone see this show on VH1?  There's this guys who calls himself matsuflex. He's about 175 lbs maximum and has fist sized gyno...I'm speechless. 

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Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2009, 06:10:08 PM »
Rocking the 'ed hardy' all this tool's missing is an extra-small TapouT or Cage Fighter shirt and matching beanie! lol
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Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2009, 06:10:24 PM »
Oh brother, what a try hard homo...

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Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2009, 06:11:37 PM »
i didn't watch because i'm trying to avoid shows that make me want to smash my TV
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Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2009, 06:11:40 PM »
Quote from: tleilaxutank on January 13, 2009, 06:08:32 PM
Anyone see this show on VH1?  There's this guys who calls himself matsuflex. He's about 175 lbs maximum and has fist sized gyno...I'm speechless. 



I see he started urine therapy...That should help the gyno...
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Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2009, 06:16:11 PM »
He should make a t-shirt that says:

I did a 20 week cycle and all I got was this set of tits
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Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2009, 07:10:33 PM »
He has a decent physique.  I dont think he's going for the huge look, but an epic tribal tat.  It is amazing how many bro's have similar ones.  I would be sooooo bummed if I had something like that.
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Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2009, 07:13:09 PM »
Quote from: HeyNow on January 13, 2009, 07:10:33 PM
He has a decent physique.  I dont think he's going for the huge look, but an epic tribal tat.  It is amazing how many bro's have similar ones.  I would be sooooo bummed if I had something like that.

Hi matsuflex
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Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2009, 07:13:29 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on January 13, 2009, 06:11:37 PM
i didn't watch because i'm trying to avoid shows that make me want to smash my TV

LMAO
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Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2009, 07:20:06 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on January 13, 2009, 06:11:37 PM
i didn't watch because i'm trying to avoid shows that make me want to smash my TV

LOL ;D
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Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2009, 07:23:05 PM »
I told my girlfriend while we were watching this when one of the tools got slapped in the face by his fat gf when they were watching the video interviews that if she ever did that she would be out the door.  She promptly put on sportscenter and made me a sandwich.
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Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2009, 07:24:30 PM »
Quote from: Kegdrainer on January 13, 2009, 07:23:05 PM
I told my girlfriend while we were watching this when one of the tools got slapped in the face by his fat gf when they were watching the video interviews that if she ever did that she would be out the door.  She promptly put on sportscenter and made me a sandwich.

i didnt know fat retarded gingers could have a gf. I highly doubt it's possible after seeing ur pics.
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Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2009, 07:27:34 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on January 13, 2009, 06:11:37 PM
i didn't watch because i'm trying to avoid shows that make me want to smash my TV

instead you pose for gay oriented photos
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Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2009, 07:29:15 PM »
Quote from: Bast000 on January 13, 2009, 07:27:34 PM
instead you pose for gay oriented photos

yes...which tells you how bad that show is-I won't even watch it

btw, LMAO at gay oriented
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Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2009, 07:39:58 PM »
Quote from: Bast000 on January 13, 2009, 07:27:34 PM
instead you pose for gay oriented photos
It relieves stress.
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Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2009, 07:43:39 PM »
Quote from: tleilaxutank on January 13, 2009, 06:16:11 PM
He should make a t-shirt that says:

I did a 20 week cycle and all I got was this set of tits

me rikey
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Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2009, 08:34:02 PM »
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Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2009, 09:21:07 PM »
saw the first episode of that show today.  f'n loved it. 
those guys' lives are ruined......
and i totally bet one of those bitches gets murdered after all is said and done.
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Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
« Reply #18 on: January 13, 2009, 09:38:26 PM »
Quote from: Captain Equipoise on January 13, 2009, 06:10:08 PM
Rocking the 'ed hardy' all this tool's missing is an extra-small TapouT or Cage Fighter shirt and matching beanie! lol

whats wrong with ed hardy
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Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
« Reply #19 on: January 13, 2009, 09:44:50 PM »
I was wondering the same thing about hardy.   laughed when I saw that comment, cuz I actually just bought a pair of ed hardy boxers tonight a couple of hours ago. 
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Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
« Reply #20 on: January 13, 2009, 10:03:19 PM »
um....I liked the fabric?   my wang's probably bigger than ur quads....and it demands high quality. 

just because you like sandpaper rubbing against ur bite-sized butterfinger doesn't make you straight. 

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Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
« Reply #21 on: January 13, 2009, 10:10:43 PM »
 ::)

ur right.
it's synthol. 
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Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
« Reply #22 on: January 13, 2009, 10:17:44 PM »
you've obviously never wore silk boxers.  doesn't quite work the way you'd think for men.

and considering it's the only ed hardy product I own other than ed hardy cologne,
I don't see why I'd have any reason to lie.   Do you lie for no reason? I don't see the benefit. 

either way, the funky family in my pants demands comfort. 

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Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
« Reply #23 on: January 14, 2009, 04:47:56 AM »
Quote from: tbombz on January 13, 2009, 09:38:26 PM
whats wrong with ed hardy

Overpriced, loud, obnoxious and ugly clothes. Why pay $45 for a pair of boxers? Or $150 for a belt?

In fashion, you can wear the clothes or the clothes can wear you. 4 out of five Ed Hardy fans, do not wear the clothes.
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Re: Tool Academy: Nice Gyno
« Reply #24 on: January 14, 2009, 04:55:55 AM »
Quote from: portwine on January 13, 2009, 10:03:19 PM
um....I liked the fabric?   my wang's probably bigger than ur quads....and it demands high quality. 

just because you like sandpaper rubbing against ur bite-sized butterfinger doesn't make you straight. 


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