My mate got punched in the face by some fat chick once. We were in a club, sat down talking, this big crazy bitch walks over and starts shouting at him. We couldn't hear what the hell she was saying cos the music was too loud, then she just suddenly smacked him straight in the face and bust his nose! I just sat there, completely shocked, while he instantly started bleeding everywhere.
Then I rugby tackled the fat bitch into the bar until the bouncers came and got her.
