In an alternate universe:
Jumpstart is straight.
Comp. bbing is a sport.
The IFBB is drug free, and REALLY tests for drugs.
Vince Goodrum is Mr. Olympia.
Getbiggers actually work out.
Kamali moved out of his parents' house at 18.
Flex Wheeler really fought off Ninjas.
I'm fucking super models.
Kenny Jones places top 3 in every show he enters.
Tom Prince is still 160 lbs.