Author Topic: Tips for staying awake on a long trip (Read 4819 times)

Drama Queen · « **Reply #25 on:** January 26, 2009, 11:49:06 AM »

Jacking off and Vivarin works for me

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #26 on:** January 26, 2009, 12:01:03 PM »

TELL YOUR WELFARE CASE OF A BROTHER TO BUY A FUCKING PLANE TICKET

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #27 on:** January 26, 2009, 12:08:34 PM »

others had stated it already: Meth

slacker · « **Reply #28 on:** January 26, 2009, 12:15:14 PM »

Quote from: big_mal on January 26, 2009, 10:47:33 AM

COKE

COCAINE THAT IS

cocaine is a power drug

FinnPilot · « **Reply #29 on:** January 26, 2009, 01:26:57 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on January 26, 2009, 11:01:47 AM

Vodka + Redbull. Thank me later.

Yeah, and now you don't have to worry about passing out while driving anymore, either!

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #30 on:** January 26, 2009, 01:36:47 PM »

triple_pickle · « **Reply #31 on:** January 26, 2009, 02:38:17 PM »

two years ago i drove 20 hours straight from santa fe to atlanta - 1,400 miles. i would only have coffee and some random pastry i could get at gas stations, my only advice is not to overeat.

calfzilla · « **Reply #32 on:** January 26, 2009, 02:43:15 PM »

I usually just fall asleep then wake up when I hit those bumps they have on the lines. Hopefully his hi-way will have those bumps.

Matterhorn · « **Reply #33 on:** January 26, 2009, 02:48:51 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on January 26, 2009, 10:38:31 AM

My brother is driving alone 20+ hours this evening, from OH to FL.

Any tips/tricks/advice for staying awake? Thanks getbig!

He should give creepy hitchhikers a ride (or would you dare falling asleep next to this guy?)

Rimbaud · « **Reply #34 on:** January 26, 2009, 02:51:21 PM »

My method from 10 years ago: dexadrine (not sure if I'm spelling it right)
My method today: Drink a ton of fluids...if you're stopping to piss every hour or two you ain't sleeping.

240 is Back · « **Reply #35 on:** January 26, 2009, 02:52:06 PM »

I'd probbaly just take a leak in an empty mountain dew can if driving alone.

Van_Bilderass · « **Reply #36 on:** January 26, 2009, 02:53:36 PM »

Modafinil.

swilkins1984 · « **Reply #37 on:** January 26, 2009, 02:59:32 PM »

Having a chick blowing you while you drive.

Method101 · « **Reply #38 on:** January 26, 2009, 03:16:34 PM »

Quote from: swilkins1984 on January 26, 2009, 02:59:32 PM

Having a chick blowing you while you drive.

welcome back SHAWN

swilkins1984 · « **Reply #39 on:** January 26, 2009, 03:40:03 PM »

Quote from: Method101 on January 26, 2009, 03:16:34 PM

welcome back SHAWN

Nope, but my name does begin with an "S".

polychronopolous · « **Reply #40 on:** January 26, 2009, 04:14:43 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on January 26, 2009, 02:52:06 PM

I'd probbaly just take a leak in an empty mountain dew can if driving alone.

You'll piss your pants I promise. Unless you got a 12 incher flacid, how are you gonna shake your prick driving 75 miles an hour down the road, while trying to fit the head into that little hole?

Not to mention that you'll likely easily fill the can, with more to spare.

You need to either

A. Piss your pants or

B. Quit being a lazy fuck and pull over the vehicle for a couple minutes and pee on the side of the road.

QuakerOats · « **Reply #41 on:** January 26, 2009, 04:15:43 PM »

Quote from: polychronopolous on January 26, 2009, 04:14:43 PM

You'll piss your pants I promise. Unless you got a 12 incher flacid, how are you gonna shake your prick driving 75 miles an hour down the road, while trying to fit the head into that little hole?

Not to mention that you'll likely easily fill the can, with more to spare.

You need to either

A. Piss your pants or

B. Quit being a lazy fuck and pull over the vehicle for a couple minutes and pee on the side of the road.

or get an empty 2 liter or gallon jug.

jr · « **Reply #42 on:** January 26, 2009, 04:37:14 PM »

Ursus · « **Reply #43 on:** January 26, 2009, 04:39:24 PM »

This is actiually genuine advice Rob.

If you want him to arrive safely make him take breaks. maybe plan a stop where he can get a few hours sleep. No point in trying to stay awake when he is tired. Will maybe fall asleep at the wheel or lose concentration etc.

Air coffee etc are only short term solutions. Let him take his time and stay well rested.

240 is Back · « **Reply #44 on:** January 26, 2009, 04:48:18 PM »

Quote from: Goudy on January 26, 2009, 04:39:24 PM

This is actiually genuine advice Rob.

If you want him to arrive safely make him take breaks. maybe plan a stop where he can get a few hours sleep. No point in trying to stay awake when he is tired. Will maybe fall asleep at the wheel or lose concentration etc.

Air coffee etc are only short term solutions. Let him take his time and stay well rested.

thanks. i'll be on the cell with him every few hours throughout the night to check on him.

I have used an empty fast food cup to urinate once, while on the interstate driving alone. I was late for something 60 miles from my house, it was dark out, pouring violently and I was dressed very nicely for the event. A man's gotta do...

Hunter86 · « **Reply #45 on:** January 26, 2009, 04:56:54 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on January 26, 2009, 04:48:18 PM

thanks. i'll be on the cell with him every few hours throughout the night to check on him.

I have used an empty fast food cup to urinate once, while on the interstate driving alone. I was late for something 60 miles from my house, it was dark out, pouring violently and I was dressed very nicely for the event. A man's gotta do...

I once took a shit on my girlfriends chest

polychronopolous · « **Reply #46 on:** January 26, 2009, 05:01:13 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on January 26, 2009, 04:48:18 PM

thanks. i'll be on the cell with him every few hours throughout the night to check on him.

I have used an empty fast food cup to urinate once, while on the interstate driving alone. I was late for something 60 miles from my house, it was dark out, pouring violently and I was dressed very nicely for the event. A man's gotta do...

.......and I guarantee you got piss all over you jeans, it's just impossible from that angle to urinate without making a mess.

Your sitting back in the chair and pissing upwards.

240 is Back · « **Reply #47 on:** January 26, 2009, 05:04:29 PM »

Quote from: polychronopolous on January 26, 2009, 05:01:13 PM

.......and I guarantee you got piss all over you jeans, it's just impossible from that angle to urinate without making a mess.

Your sitting back in the chair and pissing upwards.

no way. I have a big truck. Put the seat fwd as far as possible, hit cruise, stood up juuuus a little bit and just hung low into the XL cup. I was a little proud of my move, despite my disgusting act.

polychronopolous · « **Reply #48 on:** January 26, 2009, 05:07:55 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on January 26, 2009, 05:04:29 PM

no way. I have a big truck. Put the seat fwd as far as possible, hit cruise, stood up juuuus a little bit and just hung low into the XL cup. I was a little proud of my move, despite my disgusting act.

Pretty impressive, you probably had to of least used some napkins around the base just to pick up some leakage before tucking it back in.

kiwiol · « **Reply #49 on:** January 26, 2009, 05:14:19 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on January 26, 2009, 05:04:29 PM

no way. I have a big truck. Put the seat fwd as far as possible, hit cruise, stood up juuuus a little bit and just hung low into the XL cup. I was a little proud of my move, despite my disgusting act.

Pics or it's BS that never happened