Sounds like someone lost out in love eh Keg?
Lol while i could certainly see throwing one on her face if i were single myself, or waiting a couple years and having the 3 way with mom and daughter once shes legal age...she certainly is below my standards for relationship. Single moms have too much baggage, and Italians are too high maintenence, and the daughter is on a crash course heading for a stripper pole. Their baggage comes in Louis Vuitton matching luggage sets.
And for the record, she does make excellent manicotti and sauce.