Author Topic: Nick Names of People in your Gym (Read 13950 times)

mrusa85 · « **Reply #50 on:** February 25, 2009, 06:36:10 PM »

ER - guy who does Eighth Rep movements on all exercises
Grunter - Grunts on all exercises including warmup sidekicks
Lars - Very tall, lanky Swedish guy wears floods for sweatpants, hair out of the 70s

newmom · « **Reply #51 on:** February 25, 2009, 06:41:12 PM »

the guys that walk around with wanna be lat syndrome..i call them puff daddys

kimura · « **Reply #52 on:** February 25, 2009, 06:53:04 PM »

Karate Rick - fights invisible enemies between sets
California Sugar Tits - her car is registered in Cali (we are in Mass) and her tits are huge
Kelly Bumdy - the shitty version of the chick from Married with Children
Circus Act - guy that does every exercise on that plastic ball
Hubs of Hell - guy that works out in a wool sweater, muck-a-luck boots, and pants made of itchy material

Dr Kincaid · « **Reply #53 on:** February 26, 2009, 04:00:49 AM »

Back Man - Works back everyday
Gun Man - Works Guns everyday
Shadow of The Cape - Gunmans loyal Sidekick. Likes to year a beach towel as a cape.
Mephisto Master Of Perversions - Ipod wearing, gunting,sloppering, pale poof.Who has been told to keep it quiet
The Hole - very similar to the above but tanned and minus the ipod
Black Ape - Burping ,sweaty, supersetting, hairy Ape. Yates style hardcore.
White Ape - Black Ape's work out partner and unconfirmed brother. More hardcore yates style madness.
Eugene J Sandow - Skiiny little twink who wants to curl 135 with Fish out water form.
The Car Rebirthing Gang - Don't need no job

Pink WeightBelt Man -He's serious,hardcore,high blood pressured Ex venice Beach early 90"s,& 34%BF
Asian Lee Priest - Asian, 4ft, drugged and all guns.
Lil Louie - At the gym every ight likes to have pre & post workout sauna.
Asian Markus Ruhl - Huge, unsymetrical drugged beast.
Rocks guy - Dwayne wish he never seen this guy the day he came into to work out. Synthed up Personnel trainer. master of the swiss ball.
The Welsh Beast- hardcore trainer, older dude, take no prisoners.
The Welsh Beasts Bitch - Is made to press heavy iron by her man, weeks after giving birth too. He don't care.

Bigger Business · « **Reply #54 on:** February 26, 2009, 04:08:13 AM »

A spiderman costume wearing, downsyndrome musclehead nicknamed 'noises'

LatsMcGee · « **Reply #55 on:** February 26, 2009, 04:11:29 AM »

Keith Jones?

LatsMcGee · « **Reply #56 on:** February 26, 2009, 04:15:36 AM »

Boonstack?

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #57 on:** February 26, 2009, 05:03:32 AM »

One guy we call 'The emporers new clothes',cos everytime we see him hes going into or coming out of the shower,hence the nakedness

ripitupbaby · « **Reply #58 on:** February 26, 2009, 05:12:46 AM »

"Hot Nickels" was the guy whose backne was so bad that it looked liked someone dumped a bag of hot nickels on his back.

"PSI" was the guy who took so much niacin that his face and head were so red that they looked like they would explode any second.

jon cole · « **Reply #59 on:** February 26, 2009, 05:16:54 AM »

"the mummy"
"heckel and jeckel"
"tuna" cos he's natural.
"norman bates"

jon cole · « **Reply #60 on:** February 26, 2009, 05:17:43 AM »

"in loves with myself"
"dr squat"

MuscleMcMannus · « **Reply #61 on:** February 26, 2009, 05:27:25 AM »

We've got this real tall lanky retard who is actually pretty strong for his build.....call him "tincan".

This other schmoe of a powerlifter is constantly in the men's bathroom plucking his hairy nipples......"tweezer tits".

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #62 on:** February 26, 2009, 05:30:52 AM »

Mossad

chainsaw · « **Reply #63 on:** February 26, 2009, 07:16:06 AM »

Real Deal Cormier

CalvinH · « **Reply #64 on:** February 26, 2009, 07:52:06 AM »

Hot chick behind the counter
hot chick doing abs
hot chick doing cardio
hot chick working out.

...I'm very focused when I work out.

Option D · « **Reply #65 on:** February 26, 2009, 09:08:19 AM »

"This homo ass nigggga"

GetItOnNY · « **Reply #66 on:** February 26, 2009, 09:34:42 AM »

Fumes the 50 year old woman who wore so much perfume that the Golds gym, that as soon as she walked into the door of the Golds that is 150,000 sq ft ,you could smell her as soon as she walked into the front door.Even if you are the very back of the gym
Hogan, a guy who looks likes, dresses like and even has the haldebar mustache like Hulk Hogan
Caveman a 6'7" guy who is huge, has high bodyfat long hair but wears a string tank top and spandex

We call this guy on the right"chimpy" because he has long skinny arms, but always wear a string tank top and muscle pants at bodybuilding shows.He doesnt have much muscle,lol as you can see .He always wears the same red string tank top, and used to wear a sun visor hat to cover his balding head, before he got plugs, lol .He now has hair plugs, and usually is orange in color from his fake tan.One time he was doing a demo at a Fitness 19 and he was doing sets of curls in between to pump up before talking to people about product he was selling, lol.He has a small "hole in the wall " supplement company, that he sticks his own labels on in the back of this small 1000 sq ft store, lol.He puts his own label on so he can markup, and make more profit on products that are below average quality .He is usually seen at expos, wearing the string tank top, and throwing his chest, lol.

Mars · « **Reply #67 on:** February 26, 2009, 09:37:48 AM »

lol we must have nicknames too probably

sbfreak · « **Reply #68 on:** February 26, 2009, 09:40:54 AM »

jamo nessar- looks exactly like him but shorter
mr shoulders- guy works them everytime im there
ashlynn brooke wannabe go go dancer with big tits- she's always talking to some dude and shaking her ass for them
nock-su-cow- mr bloodsport.

dan18 · « **Reply #69 on:** February 26, 2009, 09:46:57 AM »

Quote from: benz on February 25, 2009, 12:30:03 PM

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Abdelkarim Hussein Mohamed Al-Nasser
Abdullah Ahmed Abdullah
Ayman Al-Zawahiri
Ali Atwa
Anas Al-Liby
Fazul Abdullah Mohammed
Hasan Izz-Al-Din
Ahmed Mohammed Hamed Ali
Jaber A. Elbaneh
Sheikh Ahmed Salim Swedan
Abdul Rahman Yasin
Fahid Mohammed Ally Msalam
Ahmad Ibrahim Al-Mughassil
Ali Saed Bin Ali El-Hoorie
Saif Al-Adel
Ibrahim Salih Mohammed Al-Yacoub
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Mohammed Ali Hamadei
Jamel Ahmed Mohammed Ali Al-Badawi

This list is on its way to the Pentagon right now

Butterbean · « **Reply #70 on:** February 26, 2009, 10:45:46 AM »

I forgot Betty Rumble.

tbombz · « **Reply #71 on:** February 26, 2009, 10:57:39 AM »

never thought of any nickname before

one old fat mexican dude used to trian in a big oversized t shirt and spandeez pants with otomix shoes and a hat on that said "mr.pump".... i always just thought of him as "mr.pump".....

one dude who is super shredded and looks hawaiian and not too big but like he probably uses alot of trenbolone and t3...i have thought b4 that he reminded me alot of chris faildo

^^chris faildo lookalikes wife is hot as fuck but she always looks at me when her husband isnt around and she reminds me of the hot black hair chicked from desperate housewives who dates tony parker

one dude who is a fat piece of garbage with no muscle and like to train arms and chat with every body comes in with this t-shirt that says "down wit washboard abs"...he reminds me of the guy form bbing.com who is super fat black dude who says eh is going to win nationals...

JasonH · « **Reply #72 on:** February 26, 2009, 02:37:23 PM »

Don't know of anyone in our gym with a nickname.

Which probably means it's me. $:-\$

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #73 on:** February 26, 2009, 02:51:34 PM »

I know what the bastards call me

calfzilla · « **Reply #74 on:** February 26, 2009, 09:24:38 PM »

Mr. P
Buttermelter
Guy that Owns the Gym. (Doesn't reallly but walks around like he thinks he does)
Guy that survived the house fire
Mr. Plateau
...more to come later

Author Topic: Nick Names of People in your Gym (Read 13950 times)

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