What did you do to deserve that, genius? 
back in the 80's and i bought my sweetie a nice gold plated curling iron for christimas and on the way home we were having our daily argument and she pulled it out and blah!!..... right on my dome.
shit knotted up quick, so we got a 19.99 4 hour hotel room and i hate fucked her for 3 hours and 45 mins than drove her home.
turned out to be a good night
