Author Topic: I would like to congratulate Onlyme (Read 6991 times)

danielson · « **on:** March 01, 2009, 07:08:36 AM »

I have heard that his new diet plan is a smashing success. 15 pounds in 17 months! I think we should all look to him for inspiration. Also, maybe even a thread with pics about his miraculous weight loss would be nice, could help to motivate other Getbiggers trying to lose those last few vanity pounds.

tendonitis · « **Reply #1 on:** March 01, 2009, 07:10:18 AM »

only 15 pounds? his morning dump probably weighs that much

Mars · « **Reply #2 on:** March 01, 2009, 07:12:00 AM »

good news, i already felt bad for the man.

danielson · « **Reply #3 on:** March 01, 2009, 07:12:10 AM »

Quote from: tendonitis on March 01, 2009, 07:10:18 AM

only 15 pounds? his morning dump probably weighs that much

You can only exercise so much when you spend your days lying to a bunch of strangers about owning an MMA gym and telling them how cool you were 40 years ago. I think he has done good considering.

mass 04 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 01, 2009, 07:13:54 AM »

Things were going great until Keith got a call from Emmanuel Lewis. They got to talking about the good old days when Keith sat next to Jonsey at a charity event and that time Keith shaved his head. One thing led to another and Webster, Mr. Belvedere, Todd Bridges and Keith went out to lunch, where Keith wowed the crowds with tales of once eating a bologna sandwich Sly Stallone had accidently touched at the buffet table and then arm wrestled for nickels.

Sam · « **Reply #5 on:** March 01, 2009, 07:16:06 AM »

Its all peaks and troughs

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #6 on:** March 01, 2009, 07:17:00 AM »

Fun Fact about Onlyme:

Onlyme's anal cavity was used as the set for that cave where Yoda lived and trained Luke Skywalker.

Drama Queen · « **Reply #7 on:** March 01, 2009, 07:18:51 AM »

Quote from: danielson on March 01, 2009, 07:08:36 AM

I have heard that his new diet plan is a smashing success. 15 pounds in 17 months! I think we should all look to him for inspiration. Also, maybe even a thread with pics about his miraculous weight loss would be nice, could help to motivate other Getbiggers trying to lose those last few vanity pounds.

Don't get me wrong I like Onlyme but 15 pounds in 17 months is pathetic.

Mars · « **Reply #8 on:** March 01, 2009, 07:26:04 AM »

Quote from: RonPaulFan on March 01, 2009, 07:17:00 AM

Fun Fact about Onlyme:

Onlyme's anal cavity was used as the set for that cave where Yoda lived and trained Luke Skywalker.

bullshit, at the end that location was changed to somewhere else because of the smell.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #9 on:** March 01, 2009, 07:26:53 AM »

Quote from: Mars on March 01, 2009, 07:26:04 AM

bullshit, at the end that location was changed to somewhere else because of the smell.

I never said they used the footage from his anal cavity in the final cut of the movie.

mass 04 · « **Reply #10 on:** March 01, 2009, 07:28:39 AM »

CARTEL · « **Reply #11 on:** March 01, 2009, 08:21:05 AM »

Maybe he added muscle mass so he actually lost a lot of fat and gained muscle.

Happens all the time.

the anabolic mon · « **Reply #12 on:** March 01, 2009, 08:24:59 AM »

Quote from: Alasdair Mackenzie on March 01, 2009, 07:43:49 AM

I don't mean to seem mean spirited but 15 pounds is not much to loose after all that time unless the fellow is very slim to begin with.

Well, no shit?

chaos · « **Reply #13 on:** March 01, 2009, 08:26:21 AM »

Congrats LonelyMe on your continued success in the weightloss adventure.

Mars · « **Reply #14 on:** March 01, 2009, 08:26:57 AM »

good news.

TechnoViking · « **Reply #15 on:** March 01, 2009, 08:34:35 AM »

Quote from: mass 04 on March 01, 2009, 07:13:54 AM

Things were going great until Keith got a call from Emmanuel Lewis. They got to talking about the good old days when Keith sat next to Jonsey at a charity event and that time Keith shaved his head. One thing led to another and Webster, Mr. Belvedere, Todd Bridges and Keith went out to lunch, where Keith wowed the crowds with tales of once eating a bologna sandwich Sly Stallone had accidently touched at the buffet table and then arm wrestled for nickels.

lol

TechnoViking · « **Reply #16 on:** March 01, 2009, 08:36:00 AM »

Probably has a thyroid condition...Same thing happened to Oprah...

onlyme · « **Reply #17 on:** March 01, 2009, 08:43:38 AM »

Quote from: tendonitis on March 01, 2009, 07:10:18 AM

only 15 pounds? his morning dump probably weighs that much

At least that.. And Danielson, you think about me day and night.I hope you don't call out my name when your boyfriend is pounding your ass. You know that isn't good for a relationship.

Red Hook · « **Reply #18 on:** March 01, 2009, 08:50:56 AM »

onlyme, have you ever considered gastric byass surgery? at the end of the day carrying all of the extra weight is not healthy.

I don't see what is so hard about having 3 moderate size meals and 1 or 2 snacks per day..probably 2500 calories total per day. Throw in some weight training and you should be back to a normal weight.

I am not bashing here, but clearly your lack of will power sickens me.

PS..did you really sit next to Joney from Police Academy?

chainsaw · « **Reply #19 on:** March 01, 2009, 08:52:03 AM »

Quote from: danielson on March 01, 2009, 07:08:36 AM

I have heard that his new diet plan is a smashing success. 15 pounds in 17 months! I think we should all look to him for inspiration. Also, maybe even a thread with pics about his miraculous weight loss would be nice, could help to motivate other Getbiggers trying to lose those last few vanity pounds.

Why must you flame him consistently.
Have you posted a pic lately?

DeketheCreep · « **Reply #20 on:** March 01, 2009, 08:53:57 AM »

Mars · « **Reply #21 on:** March 01, 2009, 09:00:48 AM »

onlyme has tremendous physique going on under that big layer of blubber. if only he had more willpower.

danielson · « **Reply #22 on:** March 01, 2009, 09:20:29 AM »

Quote from: chainsaw on March 01, 2009, 08:52:03 AM

Why must you flame him consistently.
Have you posted a pic lately?

He started once again with me. I have no problems posting pics, have posted dozens.

BIG_STI · « **Reply #23 on:** March 01, 2009, 01:28:31 PM »

lonelyme lack of will power is sickening

drkaje · « **Reply #24 on:** March 01, 2009, 02:47:36 PM »

Quote from: danielson on March 01, 2009, 07:08:36 AM

I have heard that his new diet plan is a smashing success. 15 pounds in 17 months! I think we should all look to him for inspiration. Also, maybe even a thread with pics about his miraculous weight loss would be nice, could help to motivate other Getbiggers trying to lose those last few vanity pounds.

Losing weight too rapidly can be dangerous.