micropenis meltdown 
asian penis meltdown
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=asian%20penisIt is a well known fact that the asian penis is substantially smaller than the penis size of every other race. Naturally when voting in a forum such as this website, the asians, which tend to over populate like rabbits will try to sway the vote in their favor thus creating an urban legend. Asians are actually part of a wide spread conspiracy to convience people that "smaller is better" take for example a hotel room, house, or vehicle in an asian country, it is MUCH smaller than that of western nations. They attempt to make everyone believe tht smaller is better when in fact it is inferior. Asians should accept their small penis' and drive home to their small house in their small car and thank whoever invented the dildo so they can please their wives!
All the small penised Asians will get together and try to vote my definition out. But everyone knows that the little asian penis will alway take last place!
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A synonym of small.
Kathy: Omg! Your penis is so small! You must be Asian!
Joe: I thought my penis was big like a Caucasian man.
Kathy: You wish! No wonder Asian guys can't get us white girls.
Joe: I hate having a Asian penis.
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a very tiny unit of measurement, approximately 1/5 the width of a human hair.
Dude, we were an asian penis away from hitting that car!
