rofl. I think of dying as being the most green you can be. You are recycling yourself lol.
Actually I think that dying is much last wasteful than the lives most lead...
It really isn't. Unless if you live in the Ozarks or something. If you ask to be cremated, you'll still be put into a casket (cause they aren't just going to set your dead corpse on fire) so perfectly good wood will get burned with you. Ashes scattered at sea is just more pollution. If you get embalmed and buried, same thing applies. Perfectly good wood is destroyed, plus the embalming fluid seeps into the earth eventually.
If you shoot yourself in the woods, true, the larva feeding off you will become huge, black flies which feed birds that also die eventually, blah, blah... but when someone finds your bones, they'll assume some serial killer tortured and offed you, huge investigation follows, time and money spent by taxpayers just to divine eventually that you did it yourself. Better to stay alive indefinitely.
