Wtf? Is this a joke or something? I am not making this up.
He doesnt work during the week either.
Typical Day:
Wake up and glorify himself in the mirror for 10 minutes, gets slapped by MO and MIL, cleans up the dogs' shit, goes downstairs and scarfs down some food, has a 15 minute meeting with the cabinet and they discuss how to fuck over middle class people and strengthen our enemies, makes a moronic teleprompter speech, works out, drinks beers, probably still doing coke, watches ESPN for 4 hours, goes to bed.
Repeat same.