Author Topic: Damn it! Wash your hands! (Read 23930 times)

nodeal · « **Reply #50 on:** April 02, 2009, 04:37:58 PM »

i actually think its more important to wash your hands BEFORE taking a piss, rather than after. dont wanna be uncertain about any nasty shit thats on your hands before you touch your dick.

CastIron · « **Reply #51 on:** April 02, 2009, 04:38:46 PM »

I usually wash my hands allot of times before I piss lol. I wash my hands afterwards too but, it depends if I'm in a hurry or not.

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #52 on:** April 02, 2009, 04:40:04 PM »

Quote from: nodeal on April 02, 2009, 04:37:58 PM

i actually think its more important to wash your hands BEFORE taking a piss, rather than after. dont wanna be uncertain about any nasty shit thats on your hands before you touch your dick.

But the tap is more than likely filthy so when u turn it off your getting filth on your hands then onto your cock

England_1 · « **Reply #53 on:** April 02, 2009, 04:40:24 PM »

Quote from: NarcissisticDeity on April 02, 2009, 02:33:53 PM

I'm very fastidious about washing my hands with soap & water not that damn hand sanitizer

Actually, hand sanitizer is the one you should be using....it is far more effective than soap and water.

BayGBM · « **Reply #54 on:** April 02, 2009, 04:47:38 PM »

Quote from: Bobby on April 02, 2009, 02:57:22 PM

does that mean you are only a "bottom"

An unintended confession.

Quote from: wavelength on April 02, 2009, 03:00:37 PM

then what the hell are you doing here

Don't listen to what people say... listen to what they do. He's here... 'nuff said.

nodeal · « **Reply #55 on:** April 02, 2009, 04:49:04 PM »

Quote from: Okami on April 02, 2009, 04:40:04 PM

But the tap is more than likely filthy so when u turn it off your getting filth on your hands then onto your cock

haha true ahhh bacteria everywhere!

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #56 on:** April 02, 2009, 04:50:29 PM »

not washing your hands after the bathroom is fucking disgusting!

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #57 on:** April 02, 2009, 04:51:56 PM »

Quote from: airosol on April 02, 2009, 04:50:29 PM

not washing your hands after the bathroom is fucking disgusting!

As i said,I know where my cock has been so whats the problem?
Ive been pissing for 26yrs,pissing without the aid of nappies for I dunno,24yrs...So I have perfected the art of not pissing all over my hands

Tapeworm · « **Reply #58 on:** April 02, 2009, 05:09:27 PM »

Because your penis is a dirty filthy disgusting thing. You should be ashamed of it.

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #59 on:** April 02, 2009, 05:11:44 PM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on April 02, 2009, 05:09:27 PM

Because your penis is a dirty filthy disgusting thing. You should be ashamed of it.

My uncle said its lovely though $:-\$

Tre · « **Reply #60 on:** April 02, 2009, 05:14:31 PM »

Apparently, Tyra Banks is on some sort of 'urine is sanitary' crusade.

Too bad she's 35 years old and doesn't realize that genitalia aren't.

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #61 on:** April 02, 2009, 05:16:10 PM »

Quote from: Tre on April 02, 2009, 05:14:31 PM

Apparently, Tyra Banks is on some sort of 'urine is sanitary' crusade.

Too bad she's 35 years old and doesn't realize that genitalia aren't.

I ask her to lick a fat girls pussy and then give the same speech

chaos · « **Reply #62 on:** April 02, 2009, 05:39:09 PM »

Quote from: BayGBM on April 02, 2009, 02:28:05 PM

More than once, I have been mocked for washing my hands after using the bathroom. Since when is hygiene (washing your hands) considered "gay?" In many public bathrooms I have observed that more than 60% of men do not wash their hands after using the john. Were you guys raised by wolves? Are women any more conscientious about this sort of thing?

I have seen this lack of hygiene in many public places—even in the locker room at gay gyms—even when there is a sign admonishing you to wash your hands.

Do you consider hand washing optional? Do you wash your hands when you are at home? Alone? I do.

Is there ever an excuse for not washing your hands after doing your business? I say no!

I saw a guy at the gym do this, I told him "Don't make dickmetal, wash your fuckin hands"!!!!!!!!

BayGBM · « **Reply #63 on:** April 02, 2009, 06:28:02 PM »

Quote from: chaos on April 02, 2009, 05:39:09 PM

I saw a guy at the gym do this, I told him "Don't make dickmetal, wash your fuckin hands"!!!!!!!!

Good for you! Did he?

chainsaw · « **Reply #64 on:** April 02, 2009, 06:28:37 PM »

I was once at dinner with Jimmy flynt "larry flynts brother and co owner of hustler".
AND WE WENT TO THE RESTROOM. He washed his hands before he took a piss, and then after.

Now, I didn't even ask him why, CAUSE IT MADE TOTAL SENSE
All I can say is this, I now do the same.

Keep the Privates, squeaky clean, so many germa out there.
You touch everything, but don't wash you're hands BEFORE you touch
the most important thing to us fella's.

CHAIN.

chaos · « **Reply #65 on:** April 02, 2009, 06:32:18 PM »

Quote from: BayGBM on April 02, 2009, 06:28:02 PM

Good for you! Did he?

He pulled the "oh, I almost forgot" and then washed them.

It's rather disgusting in the gym with so many people using the equipment, you have to wonder how many dickhands have been on each piece of equipment.

BayGBM · « **Reply #66 on:** April 02, 2009, 06:34:43 PM »

Quote from: chaos on April 02, 2009, 06:32:18 PM

He pulled the "oh, I almost forgot" and then washed them.

It's rather disgusting in the gym with so many people using the equipment, you have to wonder how many dickhands have been on each piece of equipment.

I do and I find it disgusting--not a turn on. I wash my hands as soon as I leave the gym.

stuntmovie · « **Reply #67 on:** April 02, 2009, 07:06:54 PM »

Bay, I gotta admit that I seldom disagree with ya but in this case washing after pissing or wiping your ass is just common decency.

It's kind of like not sneezing or farting in your girlfriend's face. (Or boyfriend's face.)

Just a matter of manners or good up-bringing.

But ... who the f..... really watches what anyone does after taking a piss or shit in a public restroom?

I think that the person who does the criticizing is actually the person we should be concerned about.

But there seem to be lots of us crazy assholes on this site.

BayGBM · « **Reply #68 on:** April 02, 2009, 07:09:06 PM »

Quote from: stuntmovie on April 02, 2009, 07:06:54 PM

Bay, I gotta admit that I seldom disagree with ya but in this case washing after pissing or wiping your ass is just common decency.

It's kind of like not sneezing or farting in your girlfriend's face. (Or boyfriend's face.)

Just a matter of manners or good up-bringing.

But ... who the f..... really watches what anyone does after taking a piss or shit in a public restroom?

I think that the person who does the criticizing is actually the person we should be concerned about.

But there seem to be lots of us crazy assholes on this site.

Aren't you agreeing with me here?

Pollux · « **Reply #69 on:** April 02, 2009, 07:26:45 PM »

Quote from: tbombz on April 02, 2009, 02:29:53 PM

if i just grabbed my cock and let some piss squirt out then put it back inn my pants, then why the fuck do i need to wash my hand?

Funny. Mine just 'rolls out'.

stuntmovie · « **Reply #70 on:** April 02, 2009, 07:35:34 PM »

Yea, Bay, I think I am. Thanks! One martini too many I guess!

May be off track here a bit but I just hate anyone telling me what I should have done after I've done it anyway!

Make sense? Or am I completely f..... d up?

chaos · « **Reply #71 on:** April 02, 2009, 07:37:48 PM »

Quote from: stuntmovie on April 02, 2009, 07:35:34 PM

Yea, Bay, I think I am. Thanks! One martini too many I guess!

May be off track here a bit but I just hate anyone telling me what I should have done after I've done it anyway!

Make sense? Or am I completely f..... d up?

Lay off the booze, alkie.

evandatp · « **Reply #72 on:** April 02, 2009, 07:42:38 PM »

And after washing your hands just pray that the door can be pushed open with an elbow so you don't have to touch the same handle that a million non-washers touched.

webcake · « **Reply #73 on:** April 02, 2009, 07:43:27 PM »

No one at the gym washes their hands.

Some even go in wearing gloves and come out with their gloves still on.

I admit that i don't really wash my hands either if i use the toilet at the gym. But i always wash them as soon as i get home before i have a shake/food.

chaos · « **Reply #74 on:** April 02, 2009, 07:53:50 PM »

Quote from: webcke on April 02, 2009, 07:43:27 PM

No one at the gym washes their hands.

Some even go in wearing gloves and come out with their gloves still on.

I admit that i don't really wash my hands either if i use the toilet at the gym. But i always wash them as soon as i get home before i have a shake/food.

Don't make dickmetal!!!!!!!!