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SHITTIEST Fitness Gimmick?
« on: April 08, 2009, 05:08:47 PM »
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Re: SHITTIEST Fitness Gimmick?
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2009, 05:12:01 PM »
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Re: SHITTIEST Fitness Gimmick?
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2009, 05:13:15 PM »
Actually I think that's probabyl one of the better fitness inventions if you think about it.  Jumping rope is awesome conditioning.  Half the time you never have the space to do the real thing.  And it really doesn't make a damn bit of difference whether or not the rope actually goes under your feet.  It's the swinging of your arms, the jumping up and down the really is the core of the exercise.  Bravo!  The inventor probably made a killing from it.  

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Re: SHITTIEST Fitness Gimmick?
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2009, 05:14:40 PM »
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Re: SHITTIEST Fitness Gimmick?
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2009, 05:17:54 PM »
Ropeless Jumprope.



This would be cheaper...



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Re: SHITTIEST Fitness Gimmick?
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2009, 05:18:11 PM »
Ropeless Jumprope.



 :-X

it's pretty simple .... people need to move more or eat less
atleast that's not as bad as those god damn crunch chairs that make people think cruches will give them abs lol

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Re: SHITTIEST Fitness Gimmick?
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2009, 05:23:10 PM »
This thing by far takes the cake. $14,000 for this puppy. Its always advertised in Airline magazines you find in the back pockets of the seats.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/04/10/AR2006041001313.html

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Re: SHITTIEST Fitness Gimmick?
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2009, 05:28:42 PM »
This thing by far takes the cake. $14,000 for this puppy. Its always advertised in Airline magazines you find in the back pockets of the seats.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/04/10/AR2006041001313.html
Looks like a torture device.
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Re: SHITTIEST Fitness Gimmick?
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2009, 05:33:50 PM »
What about "The Fat Jiggler"

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Re: SHITTIEST Fitness Gimmick?
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2009, 05:35:24 PM »


What the hell do these heifers have to smile about?
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Re: SHITTIEST Fitness Gimmick?
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2009, 05:37:19 PM »

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Re: SHITTIEST Fitness Gimmick?
« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2009, 05:40:06 PM »


What the hell do these heifers have to smile about?

I think it's because Elvis is pouring them drinks   ;D

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Re: SHITTIEST Fitness Gimmick?
« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2009, 05:42:51 PM »
I think it's because Elvis is pouring them drink ;Ds

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Re: SHITTIEST Fitness Gimmick?
« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2009, 05:45:51 PM »
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Re: SHITTIEST Fitness Gimmick?
« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2009, 05:56:07 PM »
This thing by far takes the cake. $14,000 for this puppy. Its always advertised in Airline magazines you find in the back pockets of the seats.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/04/10/AR2006041001313.html
I'd lose it and go f-ing nuts if I had to assemble this thing. 'Some assembly required' my ass.
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Re: SHITTIEST Fitness Gimmick?
« Reply #15 on: April 08, 2009, 05:58:01 PM »
I'd lose it and go f-ing nuts if I had to assemble this thing. 'Some assembly required' my ass.

For 14K they'd better send a team of thick Latinas to assemble the thing, then take turns seeing who can get me off the quickest.
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Re: SHITTIEST Fitness Gimmick?
« Reply #16 on: April 08, 2009, 06:38:08 PM »
What about "The Fat Jiggler"


This was a gimmick at the time but times have changed.  I sell the V988 Ultra Gyro Belt Machine.   I only sold 4 of them last year but they really liked the machine.

http://www.caliberfitness.com/proshop/index.php?act=viewProd&productId=379
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Re: SHITTIEST Fitness Gimmick?
« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2009, 07:00:40 PM »
The "Perfect Pushup" ;D

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Re: SHITTIEST Fitness Gimmick?
« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2009, 07:18:36 PM »
This is proably the worst one I have seen:



Its guaranteed results with this beauty.  I can't help but laugh when I see the lady casually working at the office on the hawaii chair haha.

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Re: SHITTIEST Fitness Gimmick?
« Reply #19 on: April 08, 2009, 07:24:02 PM »
ever see this thing  ???


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Re: SHITTIEST Fitness Gimmick?
« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2009, 07:27:12 PM »
while I was looking for that stupid twister thingy in google images I found this.

she's not bad  :D


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Re: SHITTIEST Fitness Gimmick?
« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2009, 08:30:28 PM »
This is proably the worst one I have seen:



Its guaranteed results with this beauty.  I can't help but laugh when I see the lady casually working at the office on the hawaii chair haha.

Fuck...you beat me to it.
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Re: SHITTIEST Fitness Gimmick?
« Reply #22 on: April 08, 2009, 08:37:40 PM »
This thing by far takes the cake. $14,000 for this puppy. Its always advertised in Airline magazines you find in the back pockets of the seats.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/04/10/AR2006041001313.html

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Re: SHITTIEST Fitness Gimmick?
« Reply #23 on: April 08, 2009, 08:39:10 PM »
They are all gimmicks, now P90x.....That's some real shit right there. :o
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Re: SHITTIEST Fitness Gimmick?
« Reply #24 on: April 08, 2009, 09:01:44 PM »

This was a gimmick at the time but times have changed.  I sell the V988 Ultra Gyro Belt Machine.   I only sold 4 of them last year but they really liked the machine.

http://www.caliberfitness.com/proshop/index.php?act=viewProd&productId=379

SWEEEET marked down even


Price:   $1399

$979.99