Men and women are forever lying to one another.
Men claim to love whatever their wife or gf happens to be.
Oh Honey, I love the way your sternum is clearly visible through the road map of veins where your tits oughta be! x x x
or
Gee Baby, I just adore your 150lbs of excess flab. More cushion for the pushin', more of ya to love... x x x
and women are little better:
Hey Baby, those bodybuilders disgust me, they look like they been turned inside-out! Nah, I much prefer my big hunk of love, with your 38" chest tapering magnificently to a 55" waist! You're my real-live Homer Simpson, Sugar! xxx
or
I love the balance of your body too. Like your thighs, neck and arms all perfectly matched at 12" apiece... Wowee!
girls.
DAMY