Author Topic: I have no one to fight with (Read 3159 times)

kiwiol · « **Reply #25 on:** April 11, 2009, 09:05:22 AM »

Quote from: mass 04 on April 11, 2009, 09:03:58 AM

Swede is so short, he can do pullups off the curb.

Swede is so short, he wrestles with bacteria

DeketheCreep · « **Reply #26 on:** April 11, 2009, 09:06:18 AM »

Quote from: Swede! on April 11, 2009, 09:00:49 AM

baaam

striations everywhere whooaaaa
Take a look at that MASS!!!!!!!
Holy cow
O MY GOODNESS
EEEEWWW
Swede really knows how tio strut his stuff!

mass 04 · « **Reply #27 on:** April 11, 2009, 09:06:44 AM »

Swede is so short, he attempted suicide by jumping out the basement window.

chaos · « **Reply #28 on:** April 11, 2009, 09:07:02 AM »

Swede joined the rodeo once, he rode a flea for 8 seconds.

spinnis · « **Reply #29 on:** April 11, 2009, 09:07:35 AM »

keep em coming haha

kiwiol · « **Reply #30 on:** April 11, 2009, 09:09:30 AM »

Swede is so short, he rides a real beetle and calls it Volkswagen

mass 04 · « **Reply #31 on:** April 11, 2009, 09:09:47 AM »

Swede is so short, he was the model for this trophy

spinnis · « **Reply #32 on:** April 11, 2009, 09:10:14 AM »

Quote from: mass 04 on April 11, 2009, 09:09:47 AM

Swede is so short, he was the model for this trophy

that wasnt funny..

Sir Humphrey · « **Reply #33 on:** April 11, 2009, 09:10:32 AM »

Swede is a legend in Irish mythology!

kiwiol · « **Reply #34 on:** April 11, 2009, 09:12:06 AM »

Swede is so short that when he was born, his dad said,"Honey, I shrunk the kid"

chaos · « **Reply #35 on:** April 11, 2009, 09:13:36 AM »

Swede is so short when he travels, he flies on paper planes.

kiwiol · « **Reply #36 on:** April 11, 2009, 09:14:45 AM »

Swede is so short, he once mistook Bridget the midget for The big show

spinnis · « **Reply #37 on:** April 11, 2009, 09:15:15 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on April 11, 2009, 09:14:45 AM

Swede is so short, he once mistook Bridget the midget for The big show

that's short

Jizzacked · « **Reply #38 on:** April 11, 2009, 09:23:10 AM »

swede is so short he uses a condom as a sleeping bag

ASJChaotic · « **Reply #39 on:** April 11, 2009, 09:26:31 AM »

a thread about short people?
as the tallest member of this forum, should i make some posts in here?

Sir Humphrey · « **Reply #40 on:** April 11, 2009, 09:27:08 AM »

Swede is so short he does bench press with 2 breath mints stuck to both ends of a toothpick!

chaos · « **Reply #41 on:** April 11, 2009, 09:29:26 AM »

Quote from: Sir Humphrey on April 11, 2009, 09:27:08 AM

Swede is so short he does bench press with 2 breath mints stuck to both ends of a toothpick!

Bullshit, 2 breathmints would crush Swede!

spinnis · « **Reply #42 on:** April 11, 2009, 09:30:12 AM »

Quote from: chaos on April 11, 2009, 09:29:26 AM

Bullshit, 2 breathmints would crush Swede!

I do a quarter of a breathmint on each side

mass 04 · « **Reply #43 on:** April 11, 2009, 09:30:35 AM »

Swede is so short, he went to the prom with Polly Pocket.

ASJChaotic · « **Reply #44 on:** April 11, 2009, 09:31:30 AM »

Quote from: Sir Humphrey on April 11, 2009, 09:27:08 AM

Swede is so short he does bench press with 2 breath mints stuck to both ends of a toothpick!

two breath mints is a little too much $:-\$

kiwiol · « **Reply #45 on:** April 11, 2009, 09:33:01 AM »

Swede is so short, he calls his mobile phone a "big screen TV"

Butterbean · « **Reply #46 on:** April 11, 2009, 09:35:24 AM »

Swede is so short he plays raquetball with the curb

bigmc · « **Reply #47 on:** April 11, 2009, 09:37:01 AM »

swede is so short he goes swimming in his fishtank

spinnis · « **Reply #48 on:** April 11, 2009, 09:37:58 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on April 11, 2009, 09:37:01 AM

swede is so short he goes swimming in his fishtank

not funny

chaos · « **Reply #49 on:** April 11, 2009, 09:39:04 AM »

Swede is so short Lee Priest looks down on him.

Author Topic: I have no one to fight with (Read 3159 times)

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