We three Maji are no-one's idea of gimmickry.
Together with Beef Sword, we are jolly chaps who reside in the pleasant surroundings of Shady Oaks Care Home for the Cerebrally Splendid, over here in good old Blighty.
I'm hurt and affronted to be mentioned in this particular section of the forum.
We are here at the Oaks for our different reasons. VL suffers from rare shitskinophobia, which, in our rapidly-changing, enriched society, means that his trips to the outside world are now few and far between.
Pillowtalk was committed to treat his double-pronged addiction to sex and guns. His index offence occurred when he combined the two obsessions, and shot his wife during sex.
Beef Sword, like your President Obama, had a father who was Kenyan. As a result, poor Beefy has an IQ insufficient for survival in the outside world, a hostile environment where one generally needs to know one's arse from one's elbow.
I myself am the Staff Nurse, here to take care of my boys and girls as best I can. I cannot do so without strong drugs and primitive weapons, but Shady Oaks is generally a happy place.
DAMY
