Bodybuilders dating in the workplace

[johnnynoname]

the thing is the "shitting where you eat" adage has become less of a no no as time has gone on, imho

i think it is kinda sorta expected that co workers will fuck nowadays

EDIT: .......then again, what do i know.  I have a hairstyle inspired by 80's pop diva Lisa Stansfield, i'm overtanned, can tell you the starting line up of the 86 red sox and can calculate a slugging percentage

[calfzilla]

Do you think it would impress her if at lunch while everyone else is eating, I just drink a Muscle Milk RTD?  

[johnnynoname]

Do you think it would impress her if at lunch while everyone else is eating, I just drink a Muscle Milk RTD?  

quite honestly, that would be a bit of a "tool" move

[webcake]

Do you think it would impress her if at lunch while everyone else is eating, I just drink a Muscle Milk RTD?  

Yes, that would make her impressed.

[calfzilla]

Yes, that would make her impressed.

I already done that in front of a couple male co-workers and they were visibly shaken. 

[io856]

From my experience its often hard to pass it up if you are asked at work etc. which comes when you are a man with muscle.

But don't think with your pecker... its gonna be awkward no matter what.

Learn from my mistakes...

Just try to deal with the attraction for a while and I guarantee it will dissolve away into nothingness in time.

[calfzilla]

From my experience its often hard to pass it up if you are asked at work etc. which comes when you are a man with muscle.

But don't think with your pecker... its gonna be awkward no matter what.

Learn from my mistakes...

Just try to deal with the attraction for a while and I guarantee it will dissolve away into nothingness in time.

  I don't want it to dissolve into nothingness, I want to hit it! 

[johnnynoname]

  I don't want it to dissolve into nothingness, I want to hit it! 

this is gonna sound extremely obvious BUT.....just hit it

listen, workplace hook ups HAPPEN
and post hook up awkwardness HAPPENS
...it is apart of life
accept it and move on

[calfzilla]

this is gonna sound extremely obvious BUT.....just hit it

listen, workplace hook ups HAPPEN
and post hook up awkwardness HAPPENS
...it is apart of life
accept it and move on

QFT. 

[io856]

this is gonna sound extremely obvious BUT.....just hit it

listen, workplace hook ups HAPPEN
and post hook up awkwardness HAPPENS
...it is apart of life
accept it and move on

Its not worth the awkwardness... 100%

Don't get involved calfzilla

Careful what you wish for

[calfzilla]

Its not worth the awkwardness... 100%

Don't get involved calfzilla

Careful what you wish for

I respect your opinion io but I think Johnny is right here.  Once upon a time it was a bad idea, but this is 2009 and people at every place of employment are fucking.  I mean I'm sure she is like me and has trouble meeting people outside of a bar, and not being in school makes it even that much harder.  So we are pretty much left with hooking up with co-workers. 

[johnnynoname]

I respect your opinion io but I think Johnny is right here.  Once upon a time it was a bad idea, but this is 2009 and people at every place of employment are fucking.  I mean I'm sure she is like me and has trouble meeting people outside of a bar, and not being in school makes it even that much harder.  So we are pretty much left with hooking up with co-workers. 

i'll put it to you this way

I work at a gym and it is a known fact that patrons fuck trainers (female patrons, you assholes  ) and it is "the way it is"
now, 5 years ago there would be that awkwardness..but now, things have changed
you can fuck a treadmill bunny and go your seperate ways and still say hi to the person in the morning at the gym without either of you expecting anything else


then again, still tread with some caution as i may ,indeed, live in some bizzaro world...(and by the looks of my hair do, that bizzaro world is called "lego land")

[kyomu]

Damn DK I thought we were friends?  ...and brutal not realizing this is pretty much a getbig humor thread.  Just having some fun on getbig, geeez. 

Nah. DKs comment is right,unfortunately.
Just talk to her lil by lil saying little joke or something.
If you make her smile,the first jod is done.

[calfzilla]

i'll put it to you this way

I work at a gym and it is a known fact that patrons fuck trainers (female patrons, you assholes  ) and it is "the way it is"
now, 5 years ago there would be that awkwardness..but now, things have changed
you can fuck a treadmill bunny and go your seperate ways and still say hi to the person in the morning at the gym without either of you expecting anything else


then again, still tread with some caution as i may ,indeed, live in some bizzaro world...(and by the looks of my hair do, that bizzaro world is called "lego land")

You are right Johnny.  I remember at my last job a bunch of us went to the strip club got drunk had a good time, and I got a lap dance from my boss's wife and every other female co-worker there (4 I think), but the next day at work we don't discuss it.  Just business as usual. 

[Mars]

david pecker.

[calfzilla]

david pecker.

Are you saying that AM employees date each other and Mr. Pecker allows it? 

[Mars]

yes.

[Stormspirit]

Nah. DKs comment is right,unfortunately.
Just talk to her lil by lil saying little joke or something.
If you make her smile,the first jod is done.

are you single now kyomu or still married?

[Fatpanda]

So I discovered another attractive chick at my new job today.  Introduced myself and talked to her a little bit.  She is not stunning but attractive...doable.  So getbiggers what is my next move? 

a trick of mine is to tell them you had a dream about them last night, and smirk.

if she smiles, looks excited and asks what happened she finds you attractive.

if she isn't really interested, walks away or asks what happened while looking annoyed, she is not into you.

if its the first one tell her you were a couple and had a romantic date and ended up making love on a beach or some other romantic setting. ( this will arouse her imagination, and everytime she see's you or thinks of you she will think romantic thoughts).

if its the 2nd tell her she won the lottery in the dream and bought you a car. ( she will think money when she see's you) this will lead to other oppertunities in the future  

i cannnot reveal all my secrets but this is one trick i have used with great success.

[kyomu]

are you single now kyomu or still married?

Still I didnt receive from the court.
When I receive it, I will be single again.

[Stormspirit]

a trick of mine is to tell them you had a dream about them last night, and smirk.

if she smiles, looks excited and asks what happened she finds you attractive.

if she isn't really interested, walks away or asks what happened while looking annoyed, she is not into you.

if its the first one tell her you were a couple and had a romantic date and ended up making love on a beach or some other romantic setting. ( this will arouse her imagination, and everytime she see's you or thinks of you she will think romantic thoughts).


i cannnot reveal all my secrets but this is one trick i have used with great success.

good advice dude, dunno if id go as far as saying i dreamed we had sex though.

[DK II]

Still I didnt receive from the court.
When I receive it, I will be single again.

Oh, it was that recent?

[Stormspirit]

Still I didnt receive from the court.
When I receive it, I will be single again.

hopefully you get to keep your money kyomu, good luck

[Fatpanda]

good advice dude, dunno if id go as far as saying i dreamed we had sex though.

you can't say sex.

the word sex is impersonal and without emotion or feeling. You have to say made love - this is what women are turned on by 

[Reign Down]

you can't say sex.

the word sex is impersonal and without emotion or feeling. You have to say made love - this is what women are turned on by 

hahahaha and you're an expert?