Would you want it to be a nice log or some good sloopy poo?
A mixture of both would be good , maybe sink a doz beers the night before and have a spicey dinner..
Also sit on the floor and sqish it around so it gives a nice run and stain down the leg..
Let it drip out onto the shop floor and when you hear over the loud speaker "bucket and mop to asile 4 , please wear gas mask" you know your mission is complete.