I bet this guy tries to suck himself off on a daily basis.
Nah, you give up after a week.
Well, I did - it's that one vertebrae in my back.
I am thinking of having it surgically removed.
You know some anthropologists argue that, the one vertebrae that keeps your mouth off your cock is going to be the next thing we lose on a macro-evolutionary level, then it will be the pinky finger !! I mean, WTF is that for - other than looking camp when you hold a glass, FFS.
I agree.