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GetItOnNY
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« on: April 30, 2009, 08:03:34 PM »

I walked into a dirty bathroom at a local truck stop and resteraunt ( not a highway rest area)
The bathroom stunk so bad I got a boner and couldnt pee
Im am sure goatboy will have some funny ones for this thread
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« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2009, 08:13:18 PM »

there is something hot about truck stops ....I knew(on the internet) a trucker guy that told me stories he had with what truckers call lot lizzards, milfs that hang out at truck stops looking for sex....used to bring them in the back of his truck and he and his driving partner had a good ol time...very hot stories.
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« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2009, 08:15:42 PM »

lately, while watching porn, i've been getting boners too.
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« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2009, 08:17:58 PM »

some chick was grabing my cock and put it in her mouth and i got a boner too
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then does a head stand and spread his ass apart!


« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2009, 08:28:54 PM »


i always got a boner in school
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« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2009, 08:33:11 PM »


i always got a boner in school
is that u deke? are u a teacher?
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« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2009, 08:33:45 PM »


i always got a boner in school

Don't act like you're not impressed!
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then does a head stand and spread his ass apart!


« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2009, 09:26:50 PM »

is that u deke? are u a teacher?
Yeaaa im the teacher with the boner  Grin
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« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2009, 09:27:35 PM »

I drank a bottle of Cell Tech, and got a boner that lasted 2 days.So I went into my garage, and grabbed a rubber mallet, and ponded the hammer, lol.I tenderized my Johnson until it went down.It was a lil black and blue, but alteat I got rid of my 2 day erection.But now, my chin has grown  Like Jay Leno's and im really really puffy from all the Cell Tech.
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« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2009, 09:31:25 PM »

there is something hot about truck stops ....I knew(on the internet) a trucker guy that told me stories he had with what truckers call lot lizzards, milfs that hang out at truck stops looking for sex....used to bring them in the back of his truck and he and his driving partner had a good ol time...very hot stories.

HAHAHAHAHAHA...... "Milfs" hanging out at truckstops, having sex with greasy ass drivers...... BOOOOOOOOOOOOLLSHIT!!!!

Your trucker friend is a liar.

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« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2009, 09:32:00 PM »

Don't act like you're not impressed!


It's actually an optical illusion.


It's the pattern on the pants.
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« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2009, 09:34:35 PM »

I drank some Plasmosis last week and have had a permanent boner since
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« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2009, 12:24:41 AM »

all kidding aside, i did have a 24/7 boner with NOS product.

As I'm 33 with no penile crash yet (knock on wood), I didn't want to risk F'ing anythign up.  So I threw out the nos.

so to contribute here, NOS = boner.
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« Reply #13 on: May 01, 2009, 12:28:42 AM »

HAHAHAHAHAHA...... "Milfs" hanging out at truckstops, having sex with greasy ass drivers...... BOOOOOOOOOOOOLLSHIT!!!!

Your trucker friend is a liar.



Not unbelievable when you consider the high standards most truckers have.  If it walks on two legs, they'll fuck it, and sometimes that's not even a requirement.
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« Reply #14 on: May 01, 2009, 01:14:41 AM »

HAHAHAHAHAHA...... "Milfs" hanging out at truckstops, having sex with greasy ass drivers...... BOOOOOOOOOOOOLLSHIT!!!!

Your trucker friend is a liar.



Thank you!  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #15 on: May 01, 2009, 01:20:21 AM »

I walked into a dirty bathroom at a local truck stop and resteraunt ( not a highway rest area)
The bathroom stunk so bad I got a boner and couldnt pee
Im am sure goatboy will have some funny ones for this thread
Sounds like getitonNY likes the smell of urinal cakes?
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« Reply #16 on: May 01, 2009, 01:22:01 AM »

I walked into a dirty bathroom at a local truck stop and resteraunt ( not a highway rest area)
The bathroom stunk so bad I got a boner and couldnt pee
Im am sure goatboy will have some funny ones for this thread

You got hard in a piss soaked male bathroom? Nasty


btw , the 'milfs' at the truckstop waiting to get laid . Substitute 'fellow truck drivers' with 'milfs' and that sounds about right.
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« Reply #17 on: May 01, 2009, 01:55:50 AM »

Sounds like getitonNY likes the smell of urinal cakes?

The_Croatch?
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« Reply #18 on: May 01, 2009, 02:04:02 AM »

Whenever I eat a huge meal I get boners. Not sure if it's healthy but it's damn entertaining.
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« Reply #19 on: May 01, 2009, 03:26:23 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnM75h69t9Q&feature=related
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« Reply #20 on: May 01, 2009, 03:53:24 AM »

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« Reply #21 on: May 01, 2009, 03:58:10 AM »

I've got a boner right now and this thread isn't doing anything for it.  Angry

MAAAAAAAARS!
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« Reply #22 on: May 01, 2009, 08:54:21 AM »

when i train at th egym and come home about and hr or so later and just sit there i will get a boner for no reason at all
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« Reply #23 on: May 01, 2009, 09:32:36 AM »

Remember sixth grade?  Sucked back then, but would be awesome if it could be like that now  Sad
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« Reply #24 on: May 01, 2009, 09:34:21 AM »

when i train at th egym and come home about and hr or so later and just sit there i will get a boner for no reason at all

me too. aster a hard training session i will get a bunch of involuntary hardons and be superhorny. even old milfs on tv will make me hard as steel. it's peaking test levels , raised by the weights
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