my ultimate gift is not bring my skinny brown ass to her house and just wishing her a happy mother's day over the phone which should be sufficient at this point given that i haven't wished my mother a happy mother's day in several years
see, old JNN has mommy issues as well as daddy issues..go figure
it is funny- both my parents hated each other and couldn't see eye to eye on anything BUT they agreed on one thing- they hated my guts
