haha, the jig is up i guess do you know any slavic language or just the cyrillic alphabet?
i understand a bit of polish, and the kyrillic alphabet is not that difficult to read, it's more educated guessing than reading....
Keep dreaming if you think knowing languages is enough...learn from your elders...
Languages mean shit, if it's not something really special....
If you are german and know english, french, dutch, russian, polish, spanish you can work at McDonalds at the best.