Author Topic: Name the sexiest kitten on the board (Read 17168 times)

drkaje · « **Reply #50 on:** May 13, 2009, 10:22:23 AM »

Quote from: Migs on May 13, 2009, 10:02:25 AM

giggity giggity goo

um no flower sorry those aren't names i like.

I hope you've seen the episode when he gets a cat, LOL!

Just leave it unnamed and save what little testosterone you have left, Migs. An unnamed cat will at least make women think you're emotionally independent and probably not gay.

I'm trying to help, LOL! These chicks are leading you down the path of wussedness. Bad enough to have a cat but struggling for an appropriately cute name is more gaiety than I can responsibly ignore.

Migs · « **Reply #51 on:** May 13, 2009, 06:58:33 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on May 13, 2009, 10:22:23 AM

I hope you've seen the episode when he gets a cat, LOL!

Just leave it unnamed and save what little testosterone you have left, Migs. An unnamed cat will at least make women think you're emotionally independent and probably not gay.

I'm trying to help, LOL! These chicks are leading you down the path of wussedness. Bad enough to have a cat but struggling for an appropriately cute name is more gaiety than I can responsibly ignore.

i'll hulu it

Migs · « **Reply #52 on:** May 13, 2009, 07:07:02 PM »

ok so i hulu'd the epeisode,.I'm not that bad and won't ever be that bad. Funny as hell though

drkaje · « **Reply #53 on:** May 13, 2009, 07:46:27 PM »

Quote from: Migs on May 13, 2009, 07:07:02 PM

ok so i hulu'd the epeisode,.I'm not that bad and won't ever be that bad. Funny as hell though

You're getting close, LOL!

Don't name it. This will send a powerful message to any females you date.

Migs · « **Reply #54 on:** May 13, 2009, 07:50:34 PM »

but by naming it don't i in essence name claim to it?

drkaje · « **Reply #55 on:** May 13, 2009, 08:25:10 PM »

Quote from: Migs on May 13, 2009, 07:50:34 PM

but by naming it don't i in essence name claim to it?

Exactly the point in not naming it.

Tells them you're not some loser sitting around talking baby talk to a smelly cat and sends a message of emotional independence.

Guys with cats are usually weird, gay or both. At least having no name will set you apart long enough to get some.

Migs · « **Reply #56 on:** May 13, 2009, 08:37:21 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on May 13, 2009, 08:25:10 PM

Exactly the point in not naming it.

Tells them you're not some loser sitting around talking baby talk to a smelly cat and sends a message of emotional independence.

Guys with cats are usually weird, gay or both. At least having no name will set you apart long enough to get some.

your logic is strange, but interesting lol

drkaje · « **Reply #57 on:** May 13, 2009, 08:41:23 PM »

Quote from: Migs on May 13, 2009, 08:37:21 PM

your logic is strange, but interesting lol

Think about it... people don't train cats, cats train people. Cats really can't be trained to do anything useful anyways so what's the point of naming it beyond your own comfort?

Migs · « **Reply #58 on:** May 13, 2009, 08:42:41 PM »

i'm training it to catch women

drkaje · « **Reply #59 on:** May 13, 2009, 08:44:35 PM »

Quote from: Migs on May 13, 2009, 08:42:41 PM

i'm training it to catch women

Catching women is easy, Migs. Ridding oneself of them is the hard part, LOL!

You're probably just taking them too seriously.

Migs · « **Reply #60 on:** May 14, 2009, 07:59:46 AM »

Quote from: drkaje on May 13, 2009, 08:44:35 PM

Catching women is easy, Migs. Ridding oneself of them is the hard part, LOL!

You're probably just taking them too seriously.

i figured i would fart and burp, then scratch at he wrong times and they would leave. Actually it seems like i have no problem losing them. It's the keeping them that is hard

Original Sin · « **Reply #61 on:** May 14, 2009, 03:07:33 PM »

Quote from: Migs on May 14, 2009, 07:59:46 AM

i figured i would fart and burp, then scratch at he wrong times and they would leave. Actually it seems like i have no problem losing them. It's the keeping them that is hard

There is your problem right there in black and white $:-\$

Migs · « **Reply #62 on:** May 14, 2009, 08:23:01 PM »

i do that when i'm with the girl. well a burp may fly out occasionally. Never farted in ffront of my ex.

Original Sin · « **Reply #63 on:** May 14, 2009, 08:37:22 PM »

Quote from: Migs on May 14, 2009, 08:23:01 PM

i do that when i'm with the girl. well a burp may fly out occasionally. Never farted in ffront of my ex.

Umm that wasn't what I meant...
I meant you think that you have to keep them is your problem

You have to make them believe they have to keep you.

Migs · « **Reply #64 on:** May 14, 2009, 08:49:34 PM »

Quote from: Original Sin on May 14, 2009, 08:37:22 PM

Umm that wasn't what I meant...
I meant you think that you have to keep them is your problem

You have to make them believe they have to keep you.

that thinking is above my pay grade.

i think i might name the kitten Loca. loca is "crazy" in spanish. the cat is a freak lol

drkaje · « **Reply #65 on:** May 15, 2009, 04:37:31 AM »

Quote from: Original Sin on May 14, 2009, 08:37:22 PM

Umm that wasn't what I meant...
I meant you think that you have to keep them is your problem

You have to make them believe they have to keep you.

That's more knowledge than he can deal with.

Parker · « **Reply #66 on:** May 16, 2009, 04:08:28 PM »

The doctor with the cat in "I Robot" died. The dude in MIB who had a cat was a weido...etc, etc. I agree with doc, don't get too wrapped up in naming it. You could name it "Keyboard" or "She", the cat doesn't care...

But, I have a rule, anybody with 4 or more cats is a weirdo...You have 3 to go

Think of all the people who have 4 or more cats, all of you, were they not kinda Cucko?

drkaje · « **Reply #67 on:** May 16, 2009, 04:22:45 PM »

Quote from: Parker on May 16, 2009, 04:08:28 PM

The doctor with the cat in "I Robot" died. The dude in MIB who had a cat was a weido...etc, etc. I agree with doc, don't get too wrapped up in naming it. You could name it "Keyboard" or "She", the cat doesn't care...

But, I have a rule, anybody with 4 or more cats is a weirdo...You have 3 to go

Think of all the people who have 4 or more cats, all of you, were they not kinda Cucko?

Your rule should be modified.

Any dude with a cat is probably a little off. Dudes who end up with cats because their girl wanted one are typically more wuss than weird.

Any chick with more than two cats or multiple pets is definitely crazy or dealing with some mental issue that will take up way too much of your time. Doesn't matter how pretty a chick looks or what degree of sweetness the cooter achieves, a chick with more than two cats will eventually bring more drama than you're willing to deal with.

You're young, Parker. Hope these tidbits save you some future drama.

Parker · « **Reply #68 on:** May 16, 2009, 05:04:14 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on May 16, 2009, 04:22:45 PM

Your rule should be modified.

Any dude with a cat is probably a little off. Dudes who end up with cats because their girl wanted one are typically more wuss than weird.

Any chick with more than two cats or multiple pets is definitely crazy or dealing with some mental issue that will take up way too much of your time. Doesn't matter how pretty a chick looks or what degree of sweetness the cooter achieves, a chick with more than two cats will eventually bring more drama than you're willing to deal with.

You're young, Parker. Hope these tidbits save you some future drama.

Actually, the more I read this the better I have a understanding of this. Sometimes it has to be broken down in black and white, and many times if people don't like it, they need to take a step back and look at the situation from a diff perspective.

There was this doctor in the Balt-Washington, Dc area. She had appox. 200 cats, the house stank, and people could smell it from the outside. She was a old lady. Out of the 200 cats, many were dead...sticking to the floor. 60 had survived but had to be put down...I ask you how did she end up with 200...it starts with one, and she was a Doc mind you...and alone...She didn't even live in the house...it was quite literaly a "Cathouse"

My uncle has a dog called D.S. (Dumb Shit)

drkaje · « **Reply #69 on:** May 16, 2009, 05:19:58 PM »

Quote from: Parker on May 16, 2009, 05:04:14 PM

Actually, the more I read this the better I have a understanding of this. Sometimes it has to be broken down in black and white, and many times if people don't like it, they need to take a step back and look at the situation from a diff perspective.

There was this doctor in the Balt-Washington, Dc area. She had appox. 200 cats, the house stank, and people could smell it from the outside. She was a old lady. Out of the 200 cats, many were dead...sticking to the floor. 60 had survived but had to be put down...I ask you how did she end up with 200...it starts with one, and she was a Doc mind you...and alone...She didn't even live in the house...it was quite literaly a "Cathouse"

My uncle has a dog called D.S. (Dumb Shit)

All those pussies had to suffer because of her craziness.

Migs · « **Reply #70 on:** May 16, 2009, 07:51:54 PM »

jerks

lol

Parker · « **Reply #71 on:** May 17, 2009, 01:32:32 PM »

Quote from: Migs on May 16, 2009, 07:51:54 PM

jerks

lol

Ha, remember calling the cat a a name of a fond girlfriend well how about this...DB (for Dumb B####)...Seriously the cat could care less what it is called, like it will feel bad if it "finds out" what DB stands for...because it will never find out, it's a cat!!

Just take everything from all aspects...but naming a pet shouldn't break you, nor should it take too long...if it does...then the cat is not the "pussy"

Good luck Miggly, Iggly, Doo

drkaje · « **Reply #72 on:** May 17, 2009, 01:50:31 PM »

Quote from: Parker on May 17, 2009, 01:32:32 PM

Ha, remember calling the cat a a name of a fond girlfriend well how about this...DB (for Dumb B####)...Seriously the cat could care less what it is called, like it will feel bad if it "finds out" what DB stands for...because it will never find out, it's a cat!!

Just take everything from all aspects...but naming a pet shouldn't break you, nor should it take too long...if it does...then the cat is not the "pussy"

Good luck Miggly, Iggly, Doo

He's probably making goo goo eyes and baby talking to the thing as we type, LOL!

It'll end up named something lame* like T.S. Smelliot and called Tess for short.

*Note: Yes I mean gay.

Migs · « **Reply #73 on:** May 17, 2009, 03:23:45 PM »

named the cat Loca, for crazy. Seems to fit since it's a girl

drkaje · « **Reply #74 on:** May 17, 2009, 04:13:26 PM »

Quote from: Migs on May 17, 2009, 03:23:45 PM

named the cat Loca, for crazy. Seems to fit since it's a girl

We're all crazy, Migs.

The 'trick' is finding a chick whose crazy goes well with your own.