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Awesomo
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« on: May 11, 2009, 12:05:40 PM » |
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So i have been seeing this girl and I really like her (she's never hooked up with a black guy  ) However twice now that i have tried to have sex with her I have been literally unable to get "it" in her. The first time I was quite drunk but couldn't get it the next morning either. This time I had only had about 5 beers all night. I was pretty hard. I guess i could have been harder had I not jerked it all week, but still plenty hard and couldn't get it to happen. I tried some lube i had and that didn't work. I literally tried to use my fingers in a "shoe horn" fashion and that didn't work either. What the hell am I supposed to do  By the way I am not big or anything either. |
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« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2009, 12:11:56 PM » |
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I think you should break up with her since you are unable to perform your duties.
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the big fan
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« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2009, 12:12:04 PM » |
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some of those latex dolls with out vaginas are on sale. ... maybe you ordered the wrong one.....
Just kidding Dude
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Migs
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« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2009, 12:15:43 PM » |
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it might be her. she might be nervous. try making out for a bit, the usual dr. phil feel her feelings bullshit, then cram her.
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MMM BOOBIES
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« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2009, 12:18:12 PM » |
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Eat her out like a mofo, lube her up real nice with your spit and your cock should slide right in.
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Awesomo
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« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2009, 12:19:27 PM » |
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it might be her. she might be nervous. try making out for a bit, the usual dr. phil feel her feelings bullshit, then cram her.
Yeah i mean there was quite a bit of foreplay. Also she does have a little bush down there which i think makes things drier but damned if i didn't have lube. It is annoying. I like this girl and want to get her pregnant  |
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Awesomo
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« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2009, 12:20:36 PM » |
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Eat her out like a mofo, lube her up real nice with your spit and your cock should slide right in.
I think this might be my last ditch effort. |
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Migs
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« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2009, 12:31:55 PM » |
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donkey punch her and tell her to relax
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MMM BOOBIES
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« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2009, 12:51:29 PM » |
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cunnilingus is the route to go!
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« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2009, 12:54:27 PM » |
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Lose weight or stop drinking so much. Reads like a dick issue.  |
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Awesomo
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« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2009, 01:00:58 PM » |
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Lose weight or stop drinking so much. Reads like a dick issue. I am 6 foot 185 pounds of jackedness I'd say i was about 90-95% of my full hardness, i mean i shouldn't have to not jack it for a week just to be able to get it in. |
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« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2009, 01:01:26 PM » |
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popsicle stick + duct tape = mcgyvers sex solution
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drkaje
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« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2009, 01:46:27 PM » |
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I am 6 foot 185 pounds of jackedness I'd say i was about 90-95% of my full hardness, i mean i shouldn't have to not jack it for a week just to be able to get it in. Are you on any supplements that affect dick performance? |
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Awesomo
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« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2009, 01:54:54 PM » |
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Are you on any supplements that affect dick performance?
No, but i might start up NO soon which i think should actually help. I mean i have never had any problem like this before with any other girl so i really don't think it has much to do with my hardness. |
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drkaje
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« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2009, 02:19:56 PM » |
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No, but i might start up NO soon which i think should actually help. I mean i have never had any problem like this before with any other girl so i really don't think it has much to do with my hardness.
I'd say go anal. |
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« Reply #15 on: May 11, 2009, 08:30:54 PM » |
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So i have been seeing this girl and I really like her (she's never hooked up with a black guy ) However twice now that i have tried to have sex with her I have been literally unable to get "it" in her. The first time I was quite drunk but couldn't get it the next morning either. This time I had only had about 5 beers all night. I was pretty hard. I guess i could have been harder had I not jerked it all week, but still plenty hard and couldn't get it to happen. I tried some lube i had and that didn't work. I literally tried to use my fingers in a "shoe horn" fashion and that didn't work either. What the hell am I supposed to do By the way I am not big or anything either. Stop drinking, your getting Beer Dick...a Upper and then a Downer...and sometimes no Upper..keep playing, she just might try out a black guy. And by the way how do you know she hasn't? Did you ask? Jerking does not hinder the Upper. |
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Awesomo
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« Reply #16 on: May 11, 2009, 08:35:18 PM » |
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Stop drinking, your getting Beer Dick...a Upper and then a Downer...and sometimes no Upper..keep playing, she just might try out a black guy. And by the way how do you know she hasn't? Did you ask?
Jerking does not hinder the Upper.
I was just making a joke in regards to the thread i started the other day. But obviously she hasn't been with a black guy, otherwise i'd have no problem getting it in her |
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chaos
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« Reply #17 on: May 11, 2009, 09:26:10 PM » |
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I'd say go anal.
Maybe that's what he's been trying, time to go for the front door Awesomo. |
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« Reply #18 on: May 11, 2009, 10:10:35 PM » |
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popsicle stick + duct tape = mcgyvers sex solution
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Awesomo
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« Reply #19 on: May 11, 2009, 11:00:15 PM » |
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popsicle stick + duct tape = mcgyvers sex solution
I think i'm not going to jerk it after wednesday of this week. And just to be safe friday before i go out with her i'm going to look up some pictures of shawn johnson. If i'm not hard enough then to get it in then I am going to have to blame her. I wonder if this girl thinks i'm not attracted to her, whether i have a problem, or whether i am just a man's man when it comes to wang size? |
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« Reply #20 on: May 11, 2009, 11:26:50 PM » |
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I wonder if this girl thinks i'm not attracted to her
that would be a good thing |
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Awesomo
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« Reply #21 on: May 11, 2009, 11:38:24 PM » |
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that would be a good thing
For the first time in my life i actually like this girl and care more about her personality than looks. But i am attracted to her and she does have a tight body, although i have dated better looking girls, but i am growing up. |
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« Reply #22 on: May 12, 2009, 02:38:21 AM » |
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Alcohol and boners has a tendency to not mix well.
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drkaje
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« Reply #23 on: May 12, 2009, 04:55:29 AM » |
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When a guy can't perform first time out the girl usually blames herself.
Second time around she's definitely blaming herself.
Third time around she's wondering if he has some underlying health problem or might possibly be gay.
No matter what happens next time around you should probably dump her. Between wondering if something's wrong with you or the pussy the only way she can know for sure is let someone else appreciate it.
Even if it was purely related to drinking... chicks still need that pussy pounded and are gonna lose respect for a guy who can't handle the job.
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Awesomo
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« Reply #24 on: May 12, 2009, 07:20:50 AM » |
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When a guy can't perform first time out the girl usually blames herself.
Second time around she's definitely blaming herself.
Third time around she's wondering if he has some underlying health problem or might possibly be gay.
No matter what happens next time around you should probably dump her. Between wondering if something's wrong with you or the pussy the only way she can know for sure is let someone else appreciate it.
Even if it was purely related to drinking... chicks still need that pussy pounded and are gonna lose respect for a guy who can't handle the job.
Damn it man, it isn't my fault. I have never had this problem before and i'm not any less soft for her. I mean if i have to be 100% hard everytime then this relationship is not going to work out. I mean i need to jerk it some during the week just to help me fall asleep |
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