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« Reply #25 on: May 12, 2009, 09:50:39 AM »

Damn it man, it isn't my fault. I have never had this problem before and i'm not any less soft for her. I mean if i have to be 100% hard everytime then this relationship is not going to work out. I mean i need to jerk it some during the week just to help me fall asleep  Smiley

Jerking off doesn't affect dick hardness.

She's probably telling her friends about your performance issue right now. Smiley
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« Reply #26 on: May 12, 2009, 10:12:56 AM »

Jerking off doesn't affect dick hardness.

She's probably telling her friends about your performance issue right now. Smiley

She's probably telling her friends how we've been having problems consummating our relationship as my girth is too overwhelming  Grin
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« Reply #27 on: May 12, 2009, 11:44:25 AM »

or saying that she is getting worn out from have to constrict her vagina to compensate for your underwhelming girth.
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« Reply #28 on: May 12, 2009, 11:46:40 AM »

There use to be this test gel that you could buy at GNC, I think Testogel, or something....well if you rub that on....you'd stay up no matter what.
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« Reply #29 on: May 12, 2009, 01:15:54 PM »

good thing about being spanish is that we don't have that problem lol. 
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« Reply #30 on: May 12, 2009, 01:25:56 PM »

hey......put down the beer.......damn it.......it's 4:20!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #31 on: May 12, 2009, 08:37:03 PM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginismus

Vaginismus (the Latin equivalent of the word Vaginism) is a condition which affects a woman's ability to engage in any form of vaginal penetration, including sexual penetration, insertion of tampons, and the penetration involved in gynecological examinations. This is the result of a conditioned reflex of the pubococcygeus muscle, which is sometimes referred to as the "PC muscle". The reflex causes the muscles in the vagina to tense suddenly, which makes any kind of vaginal penetration—including sexual penetration—either painful or impossible.

A vaginismic woman does not consciously control the spasm. The vaginismic reflex can be compared to the response of the eye shutting when an object comes towards it. The severity of vaginismus and the pain during penetration, including sexual penetration, varies from woman to woman.



The search function of your internet is your friend.  Don't doubt your dick unless you always hand out the soft serve to the customer.  If it's her, then either deal with it or move on to another girl.  Don't have performance anxiety for nothing.
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« Reply #32 on: May 12, 2009, 08:46:59 PM »

I wonder who she hasn't told. Smiley
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« Reply #33 on: May 12, 2009, 08:49:29 PM »

You're probably right drjake but unless the guy is lying his ass off she probably has a problem.
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« Reply #34 on: May 12, 2009, 09:33:06 PM »

 I know how to  fix her problem.
 Would you like me, to stretch her p*ssy a little bit or a lot?
 I can stretch her ass too.
 Let me know.

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« Reply #35 on: May 13, 2009, 06:08:45 AM »

You're probably right drjake but unless the guy is lying his ass off she probably has a problem.

She would have to be suffering from constant vaginismus, very unlikely. It's a dick issue from drinking too much and liver function affecting test/estrogen levels.

We can't always blame the girl when shit goes wrong.

Gracie at least offered to help, the rest of us are assholes. Smiley
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« Reply #36 on: May 13, 2009, 06:25:54 AM »

She would have to be suffering from constant vaginismus, very unlikely. It's a dick issue from drinking too much and liver function affecting test/estrogen levels.

We can't always blame the girl when shit goes wrong.

Gracie at least offered to help, the rest of us are assholes. Smiley
Lol, you never know.  He should warm her up and force it in there.  If he can't then it could be her.

I'd be interested to know if this dude talked about this with his girl.
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« Reply #37 on: May 13, 2009, 10:25:00 AM »

Lol, you never know.  He should warm her up and force it in there.  If he can't then it could be her.

I'd be interested to know if this dude talked about this with his girl.

Sometimes you do know, LOL!
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« Reply #38 on: May 13, 2009, 12:01:14 PM »

Lol, you never know.  He should warm her up and force it in there.  If he can't then it could be her.

I'd be interested to know if this dude talked about this with his girl.

No i haven't talked about it with her  Smiley I am still claiming it is her fault. I mean i have never had trouble with any other girls.
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« Reply #39 on: May 13, 2009, 06:04:43 PM »

No i haven't talked about it with her  Smiley I am still claiming it is her fault. I mean i have never had trouble with any other girls.
No joke dude, if you are rock hard and cannot stick it in nicely after foreplay then it is her.  Even if you were at like 80% you should be able to get it in.  I would just ask her if it happens again.
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« Reply #40 on: May 14, 2009, 06:55:02 AM »

No joke dude, if you are rock hard and cannot stick it in nicely after foreplay then it is her.  Even if you were at like 80% you should be able to get it in.  I would just ask her if it happens again.


It's always the woman's fault, huh? Smiley
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« Reply #41 on: May 14, 2009, 09:42:49 AM »



It's always the woman's fault, huh? Smiley

Lol, if the dude is rock hard as he says then it's one of two things 1.) she's not THAT into him or 2.) she needs to exercise the extended warranty on her vag.  I'm not a urologist so the only cock knowledge I have is of my own.  The dude could be lying though; wouldn't surprise me, but I do know a girl who had the same problem.
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« Reply #42 on: May 14, 2009, 10:07:05 AM »

Lol, if the dude is rock hard as he says then it's one of two things 1.) she's not THAT into him or 2.) she needs to exercise the extended warranty on her vag.  I'm not a urologist so the only cock knowledge I have is of my own.  The dude could be lying though; wouldn't surprise me, but I do know a girl who had the same problem.

There'll be a new excuse for next time it doesn't go in. Smiley
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« Reply #43 on: May 14, 2009, 10:11:48 PM »

There'll be a new excuse for next time it doesn't go in. Smiley
He should be able to force it in unless her deflector shields are up 24/7.
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« Reply #44 on: May 15, 2009, 01:31:12 AM »

You're black?  How did I miss that one?  Good look stretching her pussy.
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« Reply #45 on: May 15, 2009, 04:52:32 AM »

He should be able to force it in unless her deflector shields are up 24/7.

I'm more or less expecting "just not that into her" as the next reason. Smiley
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« Reply #46 on: May 15, 2009, 06:39:26 AM »

I'm more or less expecting "just not that into her" as the next reason. Smiley

It is game time tonight fellas. I am thinking of taking some NO today to give me that extra "pump" when it counts. I feel confident i can make it happen. There is an X factor though. She isn't on the pill and tried to get me to wear a condom the last couple tries but i didn't have any. If she makes me wear one this time there is no shot i can stay hard enough to get it in.

Wish me luck  Wink

Note: I don't know for which person that comment was made, but no i am not black.
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« Reply #47 on: May 15, 2009, 07:38:56 AM »

It is game time tonight fellas. I am thinking of taking some NO today to give me that extra "pump" when it counts. I feel confident i can make it happen. There is an X factor though. She isn't on the pill and tried to get me to wear a condom the last couple tries but i didn't have any. If she makes me wear one this time there is no shot i can stay hard enough to get it in.

Wish me luck  Wink

Note: I don't know for which person that comment was made, but no i am not black.

Condoms don't affect the hardness of a properly working dick.
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« Reply #48 on: May 15, 2009, 07:53:38 AM »

Condoms don't affect the hardness of a properly working dick.

The hell they don't. How am i supposed to stay hard when i can't feel shit. I don't eat a delicious steak dinner with a plastic bag over my tongue.
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« Reply #49 on: May 15, 2009, 07:55:20 AM »

The hell they don't. How am i supposed to stay hard when i can't feel shit. I don't eat a delicious steak dinner with a plastic bag over my tongue.

Just trying to save you whatever abuse might come from that being used as an excuse.

Get some condoms and hit that pussy/anus. Even if you don't.... lie about it and dump the girl to prevent any further embarrassment. Smiley
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