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« Reply #50 on: May 15, 2009, 07:59:29 AM »

Just trying to save you whatever abuse might come from that being used as an excuse.

Get some condoms and hit that pussy/anus. Even if you don't.... lie about it and dump the girl to prevent any further embarrassment. Smiley


I have no use for a condom, i have only gotten off once with one and that was one of my first times so i was just pretty jazzed up about the whole thing. If she makes me wear a condom i'm going to need her to s my d to get off, so might as well not even have sex anyway if that is going to be the case.
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« Reply #51 on: May 15, 2009, 10:32:09 AM »

I have no use for a condom, i have only gotten off once with one and that was one of my first times so i was just pretty jazzed up about the whole thing. If she makes me wear a condom i'm going to need her to s my d to get off, so might as well not even have sex anyway if that is going to be the case.

You're obviously not concerned about catching a disease or worse... KIDS!!
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« Reply #52 on: May 15, 2009, 10:51:52 AM »

You're obviously not concerned about catching a disease or worse... KIDS!!

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« Reply #53 on: May 15, 2009, 11:02:22 AM »

You're obviously not concerned about catching a disease or worse... KIDS!!

My timing on the pull out is impeccable!
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« Reply #54 on: May 15, 2009, 11:48:41 AM »

My timing on the pull out is impeccable!

Pulling out isn't an effective method of birth control. Anyone who has told you this is either a moron or poorly informed. Pre-cum, the stuff that leaks out when you're excited, actually has a significant amount of sperm in it. Remember, it only takes one. Smiley
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« Reply #55 on: May 16, 2009, 04:19:38 AM »

She would have to be suffering from constant vaginismus, very unlikely. It's a dick issue from drinking too much and liver function affecting test/estrogen levels.

We can't always blame the girl when shit goes wrong.

Gracie at least offered to help, the rest of us are assholes. Smiley

Can you tell me abit more about this?

Pulling out isn't an effective method of birth control. Anyone who has told you this is either a moron or poorly informed. Pre-cum, the stuff that leaks out when you're excited, actually has a significant amount of sperm in it. Remember, it only takes one. Smiley

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« Reply #56 on: May 16, 2009, 05:34:58 AM »

Can you tell me abit more about this?

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A bit too geeky for the sex board. http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0847/is_n2_v15/ai_12490153/

He could have possibly knocked her up just trying to get it in, LOL!
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« Reply #57 on: May 16, 2009, 09:22:23 PM »

I think if you can't get it in I think it means she doesn't want it, unless you are extremely huge. 
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« Reply #58 on: May 16, 2009, 09:26:49 PM »

Send me her number, we'll take care of business for you..

epic fail btw.. and naive posting this shit on here as some know who you are IRL...

 Meanwhile than unstruck pussy pays the price. What a waste.
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« Reply #59 on: May 17, 2009, 05:26:14 AM »

It's pussy neglect. Plain and simple.
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« Reply #60 on: May 17, 2009, 12:47:11 PM »

Mission accomplished gentlemen  Wink

It took a long time and a lot of work but it happened.
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« Reply #61 on: May 17, 2009, 01:02:23 PM »

Mission accomplished gentlemen  Wink

It took a long time and a lot of work but it happened.

hmm i expected a loftier post after so many failed attempts.
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« Reply #62 on: May 17, 2009, 01:41:42 PM »

hmm i expected a loftier post after so many failed attempts.

Friday night it failed once again. The next morning I pretty much gave up but she kept trying. It literally took 2 hours of various attempts before I was able to use my fingers as a type of "shoehorn" and jam it in there. Needless to say once it finally got in there it didn't last very long. 2 hours of trying for 5 minutes (going extremely slow even to last that long) of fun  Grin
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« Reply #63 on: May 17, 2009, 02:20:22 PM »

Friday night it failed once again. The next morning I pretty much gave up but she kept trying. It literally took 2 hours of various attempts before I was able to use my fingers as a type of "shoehorn" and jam it in there. Needless to say once it finally got in there it didn't last very long. 2 hours of trying for 5 minutes (going extremely slow even to last that long) of fun  Grin

Congrats!!!

I guess. Smiley
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« Reply #64 on: May 17, 2009, 02:22:36 PM »

Congrats!!!

I guess. Smiley

Thanks, your support was crucial in getting me through these trying times  Wink
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« Reply #65 on: May 17, 2009, 02:33:36 PM »

Thanks, your support was crucial in getting me through these trying times  Wink

That's what we're here for, man. Smiley

Gracie even volunteered to help you out!!!
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« Reply #66 on: May 17, 2009, 02:36:35 PM »

You know you're a TRUE getbigger when you are thinking about getbig while trying to jam your cock in a real tight pussy. 
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« Reply #67 on: May 17, 2009, 02:49:48 PM »

You know you're a TRUE getbigger when you are thinking about getbig while trying to jam your cock in a real tight pussy. 

Hilarious - i definitely was  Smiley

When i couldn't get it in i was thinking of posting just "Fuck me  Undecided" - Luckily things improved though  Grin
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« Reply #68 on: May 17, 2009, 03:25:25 PM »

so does she now think that you have trouble getting in and make a speedy deposit? 
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« Reply #69 on: May 18, 2009, 08:08:10 AM »

Pulling out isn't an effective method of birth control. Anyone who has told you this is either a moron or poorly informed. Pre-cum, the stuff that leaks out when you're excited, actually has a significant amount of sperm in it. Remember, it only takes one. Smiley

the pull out method is actually 96-98% effective when done correctly
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« Reply #70 on: May 18, 2009, 08:44:07 AM »

the pull out method is actually 96-98% effective when done correctly

Please don't give people reproductive prevention advice ever again.
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« Reply #71 on: May 18, 2009, 08:50:52 AM »

it might be her.  she might be nervous.  try making out for a bit, the usual dr. phil feel her feelings bullshit, then cram her.

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« Reply #72 on: May 18, 2009, 10:06:42 AM »

QFT

Awesomo can't bust a grape, Mal. Smiley
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« Reply #73 on: May 18, 2009, 11:50:04 AM »

Please don't give people reproductive prevention advice ever again.

My girlfriend is in pharmacy school and they discussed non prescription methods, pull out was discussed and this is what her text book said. i didnt believe it till she showed me. check out planned parenthood also they even say when done correctly 96% effective.
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« Reply #74 on: May 18, 2009, 12:54:09 PM »

My girlfriend is in pharmacy school and they discussed non prescription methods, pull out was discussed and this is what her text book said. i didnt believe it till she showed me. check out planned parenthood also they even say when done correctly 96% effective.

Here's hoping you are right  Wink
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