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Finally started taking steroids...
« on: May 13, 2009, 04:25:46 PM »
Got poison ivy and they prescribed me some. I'm on the dark side now. Time to start livin' the dream  8)

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Re: Finally started taking steroids...
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2009, 04:27:57 PM »
Got poison ivy and they prescribed me some. I'm on the dark side now. Time to start livin' the dream  8)
hahahaha, prednisone isn't an ANABOLIC steroid dummy. :D

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Re: Finally started taking steroids...
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2009, 04:31:39 PM »
Maybe you'll break that 200lb mark now that you're getting your protein straight from the tap.

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Re: Finally started taking steroids...
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2009, 04:38:27 PM »
fckn badass status in 2weeks


better buy a thong

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Re: Finally started taking steroids...
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2009, 05:42:34 PM »
Got poison ivy and they prescribed me some. I'm on the dark side now. Time to start livin' the dream  8)
any roid rage stories?

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Re: Finally started taking steroids...
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2009, 05:47:22 PM »
Got poison ivy and they prescribed me some. I'm on the dark side now. Time to start livin' the dream  8)

some sports columinst in my city went on the same shit, he said it made him very irritable and he can understand "roid rage"

you've been warned...

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Re: Finally started taking steroids...
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2009, 05:47:39 PM »
Soon you'll be knockin the skins off of baseballs, slapping your girlfriend, being persecuted by congress and making millions
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Re: Finally started taking steroids...
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2009, 06:03:54 PM »
Dumbbest post of the day congrats......tell us how your cycle went

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Re: Finally started taking steroids...
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2009, 06:05:27 PM »
i hope you're wearing a fanny pack and carrying around a gallon jug of water to go with your roids

gotta be hardcore

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Re: Finally started taking steroids...
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2009, 06:06:39 PM »
Got poison ivy and they prescribed me some. I'm on the dark side now. Time to start livin' the dream  8)

If you only knew the POWER of the dark side!

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Re: Finally started taking steroids...
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2009, 09:13:25 PM »
Now that youre a juice monkey, you should be receiving your first steroid starter kit in the mail any day now. It includes:

a pair of white Otomix shoes
a cut off flannel shirt
a weight belt with your name on it
an embroidered fanny pack
a gold chain complete with a dumbbell charm
a hat to only be worn backwards
puffy socks
a superman stick on tattoo
a barbed wire stick on tattoo



congrats.....welcome to the darkside

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Re: Finally started taking steroids...
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2009, 09:30:23 PM »
Congratulations on pretending to be jacked.  What's it like to almost be like the Croatch for a few weeks, then lose it? ;) ;D
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Re: Finally started taking steroids...
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2009, 10:34:39 PM »
Now that youre a juice monkey, you should be receiving your first steroid starter kit in the mail any day now. It includes:

a pair of white Otomix shoes
a cut off flannel shirt
a weight belt with your name on it
an embroidered fanny pack
a gold chain complete with a dumbbell charm
a hat to only be worn backwards
puffy socks
a superman stick on tattoo
a barbed wire stick on tattoo



congrats.....welcome to the darkside

lmao

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Re: Finally started taking steroids...
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2009, 10:39:19 PM »
In honor of this thread, I just injected 1cc of cyp into my left quad.  :D
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Re: Finally started taking steroids...
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2009, 10:52:06 PM »
today was my second day on steroids..

i noticed a new vein in my bicep, raped my stepsister, pillaged a vitamin world, got along with some guidos, and popped some new pimples.

tomorrow is leg day and will be my first experience in the gym while juicing. i am still quite rashy though and do not want the sweat to irritate it further. i also do not want people staring at me since i look like i have a skin disease. we will see how things go.

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Re: Finally started taking steroids...
« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2009, 11:23:02 PM »
Soon you'll be knockin the skins off of baseballs, slapping your girlfriend, being persecuted by congress and making millions

don't forget becoming a movie star/governor!!

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Re: Finally started taking steroids...
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2009, 01:34:34 AM »
Now that youre a juice monkey, you should be receiving your first steroid starter kit in the mail any day now. It includes:

a pair of white Otomix shoes
a cut off flannel shirt
a weight belt with your name on it
an embroidered fanny pack
a gold chain complete with a dumbbell charm
a hat to only be worn backwards
puffy socks
a superman stick on tattoo
a barbed wire stick on tattoo



congrats.....welcome to the darkside


hahhahahaa  ;D

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Re: Finally started taking steroids...
« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2009, 07:27:36 AM »
Got poison ivy and they prescribed me some. I'm on the dark side now. Time to start livin' the dream  8)

Yeah i got some back in college prescribed by the doctor for hives. I was lifting like an animal for that next week and a half. Unfortunately I then found out there is a difference between anabolic steroids and whatever other kind they gave me that actually can make you weaker.

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Re: Finally started taking steroids...
« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2009, 07:32:49 AM »
Now that youre a juice monkey, you should be receiving your first steroid starter kit in the mail any day now. It includes:

a pair of white Otomix shoes
a cut off flannel shirt
a weight belt with your name on it
an embroidered fanny pack
a gold chain complete with a dumbbell charm
a hat to only be worn backwards
puffy socks
a superman stick on tattoo
a barbed wire stick on tattoo



congrats.....welcome to the darkside
I heard the deluxe Kit comes with Hair clipper for shaving head and trimming goatee. Also instructional DVD on how to walk around with lats spread and perpetual "I'm a cagefighter" facial expression.

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Re: Finally started taking steroids...
« Reply #19 on: May 14, 2009, 07:35:17 AM »
Now that youre a juice monkey, you should be receiving your first steroid starter kit in the mail any day now. It includes:

a pair of white Otomix shoes
a cut off flannel shirt
a weight belt with your name on it
an embroidered fanny pack
a gold chain complete with a dumbbell charm
a hat to only be worn backwards
puffy socks
a superman stick on tattoo
a barbed wire stick on tattoo



congrats.....welcome to the darkside

 ;D

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Re: Finally started taking steroids...
« Reply #20 on: May 14, 2009, 10:53:12 AM »
Soon you'll be knockin the skins off of baseballs, slapping your girlfriend, being persecuted by congress and making millions

awesome!!...HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

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Re: Finally started taking steroids...
« Reply #21 on: May 14, 2009, 11:35:09 AM »
Prednisone is whacky shit.
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