Author Topic: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used (Read 6320 times)

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #25 on:** May 22, 2009, 06:14:19 PM »

In one of the Steven Segall movies, a guy told Segall, "Only two things stopping you. Fear and common sense." Then, of course, Segall knocked his teeth out with a cue ball in a sock.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #26 on:** May 22, 2009, 06:14:56 PM »

"fuck you...."

"no fuck you..."

"No....fuck you..."

"What are you gonna do about it?"

Mr. Magoo · « **Reply #27 on:** May 22, 2009, 06:19:45 PM »

any stabs at the other persons mother counts as weak or lame.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #28 on:** May 22, 2009, 06:29:23 PM »

Off subject...

I knew a guy once who had a gun pulled on him....his response "You better hope that thing is made out of chocolate because I'm going to make you eat it..." No bullshit...he was not a very stable guy, but he didn't get shot.

kiwiol · « **Reply #29 on:** May 22, 2009, 06:31:01 PM »

Look, do you want to get hurt? I don't think you wanna get hurt but if you wanna get hurt...I can hurt you.

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #30 on:** May 22, 2009, 06:31:28 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on May 22, 2009, 06:29:23 PM

Off subject...

I knew a guy once who had a gun pulled on him....his response "You better hope that thing is made out of chocolate because I'm going to make you eat it..." No bullshit...he was not a very stable guy, but he didn't get shot.

Whatever works...

I'm surprised he didn't do that old, "I'm a mean guy from down the street...kick your ass from street to street."

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #31 on:** May 22, 2009, 06:32:33 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on May 22, 2009, 06:31:01 PM

Look, do you want to get hurt? I don't think you wanna get hurt but if you wanna get hurt...I can hurt you.

Was there an armoire involved?

Ursus · « **Reply #32 on:** May 22, 2009, 06:49:46 PM »

A guy got rejected at a bar i work at.

He said to the doorman "do you know who i am" trying to imply he was connected

The doorman said "no but when you find out let me know"

Sooo funny

SaltShaker · « **Reply #33 on:** May 22, 2009, 06:53:14 PM »

Quote from: Andy Griffin on May 22, 2009, 02:16:39 PM

A friend of mine and I were reminiscing about "the good old days" and he remembered seeing two young fellows getting ready to "throw down" at a bar...one of them warned the other "I'm tough as nails and twice as sharp!!"

back at a club which i was bouncing, we got into an arguement with some gang members, so one of our guys was going back and forth with them, one of the gang members said something along the lines of " dont mess with me ####, my name is on the streets , you dont wanna be fucking with me" and my boy the bouncer said " your name is on the streets mother****? my name is below the streets ( or beneath the streets)" . Even at that time with adrenaline beginning to rush i was like WTF does that even mean, i asked him later he didnt give a clear answer

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #34 on:** May 22, 2009, 06:55:21 PM »

Quote from: Ursus on May 22, 2009, 06:49:46 PM

A guy got rejected at a bar i work at.

He said to the doorman "do you know who i am" trying to imply he was connected

The doorman said "no but when you find out let me know"

Sooo funny

Excellent retort.

Actually, one time Gregory Peck and some of his friends were denied entrance to an establishment. As they walked away, one of his associates said, "Why didn't you tell them who you are?" Peck replied, "If you have to tell people who you are, you aren't anybody." Rare to witness that kind of humility.

Ursus · « **Reply #35 on:** May 22, 2009, 06:57:01 PM »

thats cool about gregory peck. Nice wee story

dr.chimps · « **Reply #36 on:** May 22, 2009, 07:09:06 PM »

Quote from: Andy Griffin on May 22, 2009, 06:55:21 PM

Excellent retort.

Actually, one time Gregory Peck and some of his friends were denied entrance to an establishment. As they walked away, one of his associates said, "Why didn't you tell them who you are?" Peck replied, "If you have to tell people who you are, you aren't anybody." Rare to witness that kind of humility.

Gregory was a gentleman. Can't say that about most people, these days, Andy. $:-\$

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #37 on:** May 22, 2009, 07:10:51 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on May 22, 2009, 07:09:06 PM

Gregory was a gentleman. Can't say that about most people, these days, Andy. $:-\$

Amen, especially considering that he was "A-list" at the time. These days, some guy who was an extra in a Bounty commercial in 1983 would be demanding special treatment at Burger King.

Necrosis · « **Reply #38 on:** May 22, 2009, 07:13:37 PM »

"HEY BUDDY, can i get in your pants cus i shit in mine?"

dr.chimps · « **Reply #39 on:** May 22, 2009, 07:16:00 PM »

Quote from: Andy Griffin on May 22, 2009, 07:10:51 PM

Amen, especially considering that he was "A-list" at the time. These days, some guy who was an extra in a Bounty commercial in 1983 would be demanding special treatment at Burger King.

TCM is your friend

/if i didn't have tcm, i might as well just cash my chips in

SuperNatural · « **Reply #40 on:** May 22, 2009, 07:33:11 PM »

Quote from: SaltShaker on May 22, 2009, 06:53:14 PM

back at a club which i was bouncing, we got into an arguement with some gang members, so one of our guys was going back and forth with them, one of the gang members said something along the lines of " dont mess with me ####, my name is on the streets , you dont wanna be fucking with me" and my boy the bouncer said " your name is on the streets guy? my name is below the streets ( or beneath the streets)" . Even at that time with adrenaline beginning to rush i was like WTF does that even mean, i asked him later he didnt give a clear answer

That's pretty funny.

QuakerOats · « **Reply #41 on:** May 22, 2009, 07:35:01 PM »

"nothing between us but air and opportunity".

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #42 on:** May 23, 2009, 07:56:33 AM »

Quote from: Andy Griffin on May 22, 2009, 07:10:51 PM

These days, some guy who was an extra in a Bounty commercial in 1983 would be demanding special treatment at Burger King.

Hey...sometimes onlymen needs a whooper REAL bad....

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #43 on:** May 23, 2009, 08:50:20 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on May 23, 2009, 07:56:33 AM

Hey...sometimes onlymen needs a whooper REAL bad....

Your commercial said I could have it MY way, bitch!!

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #44 on:** May 23, 2009, 08:57:43 AM »

Quote from: Andy Griffin on May 23, 2009, 08:50:20 AM

Your commercial said I could have it MY way, bitch!!

"You'll never make it, kid. Get me my quadruple bypass burger and a tub of fries, kid. I once sat with Jonesy...what have you done with your life!!"

Pecs · « **Reply #45 on:** May 23, 2009, 08:58:24 AM »

"TRRRRRRRRRRRY ME!"

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #46 on:** May 23, 2009, 09:53:20 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on May 23, 2009, 08:57:43 AM

"You'll never make it, kid. Get me my quadruple bypass burger and a tub of fries, kid. I once sat with Jonesy...what have you done with your life!!"

And while you're getting me my burger, can I please have an application as well? Thanks.

Meso_z · « **Reply #47 on:** May 23, 2009, 11:15:43 AM »

Quote from: Ursus on May 22, 2009, 03:45:18 PM

I dont use funny quotes like that cos id get flustered and stutter something wrong so i just act.

I hit a guy on the bus once when i was like 15-16. I said "ill hit you a fucking dig in teh gob you wnat that?" he sed, "go well" i said "you want me to" he said "go will" i said "you want me to?" then i realised how gay i sounded and what i was doing plus whole bus was looking at me so i just belted him and floored him.

If its a serious situation involving me i cant talk too well i just react, if its diffusing a situationim grand no matter the xeverity of it

me too.

Dreadlifter · « **Reply #48 on:** May 23, 2009, 11:39:46 AM »

I actually heard "don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when i'm angry".

Sadly it was as it came out of my own mouth.

Many moons ago when i was still a schoolboy though.

hugestatus · « **Reply #49 on:** May 23, 2009, 03:40:55 PM »

"Show me your ripped GLUTES"