Author Topic: Where were you when you heard about Bob Chic winning the Masters? (Read 15852 times)

Army of One · « **Reply #25 on:** June 13, 2009, 07:48:02 PM »

USA today reports conspiracy theorists have taken time off studying the Zapruder Film of JFK's assassination to closely study The Masters 2006 footage. Reports say they are trying to establish exactly which direction the bribe came from and how many bribes there actually were.

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #26 on:** June 13, 2009, 07:59:46 PM »

yes Michael moore has announced on his website that he is dropping all current projects and charity events in order to create his magnum opus concerning this event, claiming it has had an impact on his life so profound that he could only stem his anxiety over it by eating in excess, and now must confront it full force and will dedicate the rest of his life to making sure the world knows of what happened that day.

Army of One · « **Reply #27 on:** June 13, 2009, 08:12:06 PM »

Rolling stone has announced the music industry has banded together with such Heavyweights as Garth Brooks, Sheryl Crow, Lil Wayne, Beyonce, Elton John and Eros Ramazzotti to record a song intended to raise money for the families of the victims of the Masters Pro Massacre. The 24 families of the competitors from the show will also be given front row seats to the Concert held in their memorial at Madison Square Garden later this year.

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #28 on:** June 13, 2009, 08:22:53 PM »

yes and the government has already agreed to pay compensations to the families amounting to over 480 million dollars, the funds of which will be redirected from cancer research and a National Holiday is expected to be announced in their honor to take place on Dec.25th of each year, replacing the previous one on that day which was determined by a unanimous vote of the UN council to be relatively unimportant in comparison.

calfzilla · « **Reply #29 on:** June 13, 2009, 08:26:21 PM »

This song always reminds me of where I was when I heard Bob Chic won the Masters.

Army of One · « **Reply #30 on:** June 13, 2009, 08:42:03 PM »

Production has already begun on a $400 million dollar movie about the day and events leading up to the Masters Pro World 2006.Bruce Willis is rumored to have accepted the part of Rusty Jeffers and is currently bulking up for 3 months to add the 104 pounds of muscle needed to play Rusty convincingly.The director, Martin Scorsese, had trouble casting the roles of Jim Manion and Bob Cicherillo and eventually settled on gay actors Sir Ian Mckellen and Rupert Everett, as he felt the love scenes between the two would be too psychologically draining for heterosexual actors.

Nizar · « **Reply #31 on:** June 14, 2009, 01:08:14 AM »

You guys rock. One of the best threads started on here
Comedy at its finest
DB leading the way

Encore Encore

Nizar · « **Reply #32 on:** June 14, 2009, 01:14:40 AM »

Wait a minute

Ian Mckellen is GAY?!??

So instead of Gandalf the Grey the new title should be Gandalf the Gay.
Could be a pedo since he made annual trips to the shire to hang out with little people

Army of One · « **Reply #33 on:** June 14, 2009, 06:31:30 AM »

Quote from: Nizar on June 14, 2009, 01:14:40 AM

Wait a minute

Ian Mckellen is GAY?!??

So instead of Gandalf the Grey the new title should be Gandalf the Gay.
Could be a pedo since he made annual trips to the shire to hang out with little people

Ian Mckellen has been lifting shirts since before most of us were born

Army of One · « **Reply #34 on:** June 14, 2009, 08:08:51 AM »

Quote from: calfzilla on June 13, 2009, 08:26:21 PM

This song always reminds me of where I was when I heard Bob Chic won the Masters.

His remix video for rusty after that fateful day had me in tears

Army of One · « **Reply #35 on:** June 14, 2009, 05:36:02 PM »

Rusty is in my heart and thoughts again tonight, PIP.

drkaje · « **Reply #36 on:** June 14, 2009, 05:41:38 PM »

Quote from: tendonitis on June 13, 2009, 06:57:19 PM

i remember this as well. my friends and i had a moment of silence for rusty for the complete screwing he received that night

we poured out some of our beer in his honor

No you didn't just go all Cooley High on our asses, LOL!

JimmyJam1974 · « **Reply #37 on:** June 14, 2009, 05:43:26 PM »

Quote from: db2431 on June 14, 2009, 05:36:02 PM

Rusty is in my heart and thoughts again tonight, PIP.

Rusty will never be forgotten. Some in Iraq are currently rioting in the streets over this travesty. Evidently, news travels slowly to Iraq

JimmyJam1974 · « **Reply #38 on:** June 14, 2009, 05:46:04 PM »

Quote from: JimmyJam1974 on June 14, 2009, 05:43:26 PM

Rusty will never be forgotten. Some in Iraq are currently rioting in the streets over this travesty. Evidently, news travels slowly to Iraq

Iran I meant. Iran, Iraq - all the same.

Army of One · « **Reply #39 on:** June 14, 2009, 05:50:20 PM »

Quote from: JimmyJam1974 on June 14, 2009, 05:46:04 PM

Iran I meant. Iran, Iraq - all the same.

Alan Jackson also cant tell you the difference between Iraq and Iran, he can however tell you the difference between respecting the dead and tastelessly milking off peoples emotions.

NaturalWonder83 · « **Reply #40 on:** June 14, 2009, 05:55:34 PM »

Quote from: tendonitis on June 13, 2009, 07:09:25 PM

the whole thing was such a tragic debacle that they haven't held that contest since that night
the IFBB still won't comment on it out of embarrassment

agreed
but its bob who has to live w/ himself knowing the truth of the contest and the injustice he willingly took part in...hes like pontius pilate from the bible-bob has washed his hands in the matter

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #41 on:** June 14, 2009, 05:57:39 PM »

I was at the Mirage Hotel.

Army of One · « **Reply #42 on:** June 14, 2009, 05:58:53 PM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on June 14, 2009, 05:57:39 PM

I was at the Mirage Hotel.

Was Bob so happy he gave you a freebie, nzmusclemonster?

JimmyJam1974 · « **Reply #43 on:** June 14, 2009, 06:02:28 PM »

Quote from: NaturalWonder83 on June 14, 2009, 05:55:34 PM

agreed
but its bob who has to live w/ himself knowing the truth of the contest and the injustice he willingly took part in...hes like pontius pilate from the bible-bob has washed his hands in the matter

Biblical

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #44 on:** June 14, 2009, 06:03:05 PM »

Quote from: db2431 on June 14, 2009, 05:58:53 PM

Was Bob so happy he gave you a freebie, nzmusclemonster?

Lets just say, Bob may have won on stage, but he didn't cum first in the hotel room

JimmyJam1974 · « **Reply #45 on:** June 14, 2009, 06:05:08 PM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on June 14, 2009, 06:03:05 PM

Lets just say, Bob may have won on stage, but he didn't cum first in the hotel room

He was raised in a culture where others cum first.

Army of One · « **Reply #46 on:** June 14, 2009, 06:05:18 PM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on June 14, 2009, 06:03:05 PM

Lets just say, Bob may have won on stage, but he didn't cum first in the hotel room

So was it you or one of the other 9 paying schmoes?And I thought you only went for the sheepish looking ones?

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #47 on:** June 14, 2009, 06:08:20 PM »

Quote from: db2431 on June 14, 2009, 06:05:18 PM

So was it you or one of the other 9 paying schmoes?And I thought you only went for the sheepish looking ones?

It was actually Jenny Lynn who was schmoe squatting in the corner..... She squirted all over the floor and then did schmoe water skiing over her puddle....

Army of One · « **Reply #48 on:** June 14, 2009, 06:12:17 PM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on June 14, 2009, 06:08:20 PM

It was actually Jenny Lynn who was schmoe squatting in the corner..... She squirted all over the floor and then did schmoe water skiing over her puddle....

Did Tre enjoy the ride?I heard he doesnt like getting his feet wet.

JimmyJam1974 · « **Reply #49 on:** June 14, 2009, 06:14:36 PM »

Was a squirrel also water skiing?