I was at Frys yesterday getting some cold cuts, and as i place my order, the little twink behind the counter says "Wow man!!! you're huge!!!, what are you like 275-280
!!!!
So I laugh and say "Thanks dude.....no way ,I'm like 240."
He then goes on an on. "That's what i want to look like....you are thick as shit, you arms are fucking huge"....blah blah blah.
And then..... ultimately, inevitably it comes out..........." I HAVE A COUSIN WHO"S EVEN BIGGER THAN YOU "
I must be the smallest 240 lb "huge" guy on earth, everybody knows somebody bigger