Author Topic: What's your favorite Michael Jackson song? (Read 8816 times)

Earl1972 · « **Reply #25 on:** June 25, 2009, 06:50:45 PM »

this was epic

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G o a t b o y · « **Reply #26 on:** June 25, 2009, 06:52:16 PM »

What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?

Michael Jackson’s hand.

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #27 on:** June 25, 2009, 06:52:52 PM »

Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??

He thought it was a delivery service.

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #28 on:** June 25, 2009, 06:53:29 PM »

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?

There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #29 on:** June 25, 2009, 06:54:06 PM »

Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?

Two 5 year olds.

Earl1972 · « **Reply #30 on:** June 25, 2009, 06:54:17 PM »

take your lame unfunny jokes to the x board

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G o a t b o y · « **Reply #31 on:** June 25, 2009, 06:54:51 PM »

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with.
The other you carry your groceries in.

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #32 on:** June 25, 2009, 06:56:10 PM »

Quote from: Earl1972 on June 25, 2009, 06:54:17 PM

take your lame unfunny jokes to the x board

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All jokes aside, one less child mollester in the world is a good thing. Good riddance, I say.

pumpster · « **Reply #33 on:** June 25, 2009, 06:56:16 PM »

Quote from: MethodGNA on June 25, 2009, 06:43:29 PM

uhhhhhhhhh..........none.......his music was the definition of suck

As corny as the videos that were made primarily for kids and girls.

My favorite is when the song's over.

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All jokes aside, one less child mollester in the world is a good thing. Good riddance, I say.

Add to that chronic out of control shopper who spent his way in to bigtime dept, and a masterful job of disfiguring his face and self-hatred of his own race/color.

Earl1972 · « **Reply #34 on:** June 25, 2009, 06:57:03 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on June 25, 2009, 06:56:10 PM

All jokes aside, one less child mollester in the world is a good thing. Good riddance, I say.

never proven guilty and the family of the boy has a history of extortions

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pumpster · « **Reply #35 on:** June 25, 2009, 06:59:53 PM »

Quote from: Earl1972 on June 25, 2009, 06:57:03 PM

never proven guilty and the family of the boy has a history of extortions

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Brutal groupie interpretation. Everyone knows he did it repeatedly, and the birth marks the kid knew about in the private area cost him millions in a settlement. He also knew he was damn lucky to get out of the last situation, knew it enough to leave the country, tail between his legs.

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #36 on:** June 25, 2009, 07:00:50 PM »

Quote from: Earl1972 on June 25, 2009, 06:57:03 PM

never proven guilty and the family of the boy has a history of extortions

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Are you serious? I'm talking about his whole history, not the one incident that actually made it to court despite his money and lawyers.

You're more likely to convince me that bodybuilding is a sport than you are that Michael Jackson wasn't a kiddy-diddler, Earl.

MethodGNA · « **Reply #37 on:** June 25, 2009, 07:03:15 PM »

this man was a drug addict and a pedophile.....anyone who feels sorry for him is out of touch with reality. the only tragedy is that when one grows up surrounded by 'yes' men.....there is no one there to say 'no' when you start to go over the edge.

Earl1972 · « **Reply #38 on:** June 25, 2009, 07:04:50 PM »

Quote from: pumpster on June 25, 2009, 06:59:53 PM

Brutal groupie interpretation. Everyone knows he did it repeatedly, and the birth marks the kid knew about in the private area cost him millions in a settlement. He also knew he was damn lucky to get out of the last situation, knew it enough to leave the country, tail between his legs.

you are dumb enough to say he didn't have talent so i guess your post is a "brutal hater interpretation"

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Earl1972 · « **Reply #39 on:** June 25, 2009, 07:05:55 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on June 25, 2009, 07:00:50 PM

Are you serious? I'm talking about his whole history, not the one incident that actually made it to court despite his money and lawyers.

You're more likely to convince me that bodybuilding is a sport than you are that Michael Jackson wasn't a kiddy-diddler, Earl.

he was just a weird guy that never grew up, he wanted to be friends with kids because he never got the chance to be one

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G o a t b o y · « **Reply #40 on:** June 25, 2009, 07:06:07 PM »

Quote from: Earl1972 on June 25, 2009, 07:04:50 PM

you are dumb enough to say he didn't have talent so i guess your post is a "brutal hater interpretation"

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He had the required talent to become a Catholic priest.

MB_722 · « **Reply #41 on:** June 25, 2009, 07:10:59 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on June 25, 2009, 06:50:30 PM

What do Michael Jackson and K-Mart have in common?

They both have little boys' pants half-off!

Quote from: G o a t b o y on June 25, 2009, 06:54:51 PM

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with.
The other you carry your groceries in.

I LOL'ed at these two

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #42 on:** June 25, 2009, 07:17:53 PM »

He was a freak... but he did make a shitload of good music

Not really my speed but i can appreciate a good tune

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #43 on:** June 25, 2009, 07:19:15 PM »

Quote from: Earl1972 on June 25, 2009, 07:05:55 PM

he was just a weird guy that never grew up, he wanted to be friends with kids because he never got the chance to be one

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I think that i heard Cartman say the exact same thing from South Park

Earl1972 · « **Reply #44 on:** June 25, 2009, 07:21:37 PM »

Quote from: Doug_Steele on June 25, 2009, 07:19:15 PM

I think that i heard Cartman say the exact same thing from South Park

it's true either way

i think he's asexual like many young kids

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Wiggs · « **Reply #45 on:** June 25, 2009, 07:49:36 PM »

Quote from: MethodGNA on June 25, 2009, 06:43:29 PM

uhhhhhhhhh..........none.......his music was the definition of suck

Yeah, the greatest selling album of all time and countless other and you say his music sucks...

Rome · « **Reply #46 on:** June 26, 2009, 09:38:40 AM »

Off the wall

Wanna be startin somethin

She's drivin me wild

Rock with you

..too many more to list

..BUT "Got to be there" (with his brothers) ,was one of the most haunting vocals performances I have ever heard. AND THIS WAS A TEN YEAR OLD KID!!
With all the talent shows in years past, I have never heard another kid with his kind of vocal ability. Once in a generation talent
RIP Mike

Mons Venus · « **Reply #47 on:** June 26, 2009, 09:40:57 AM »

Quote from: Pete Nice on June 25, 2009, 05:59:27 PM

My fav. song is "Pedofiles Beat It"

DK II · « **Reply #48 on:** June 26, 2009, 09:43:02 AM »

Thriller, Billie Jean and Smooth Criminal are my favorites, but i also like Leave me Alone, and Stranger in Moscow also was a good piece of music from his later work.

Quote from: Rome on June 26, 2009, 09:38:40 AM

Off the wall

Wanna be startin somethin

She's drivin me wild

Rock with you

..too many more to list

..BUT "Got to be there" (with his brothers) ,was one of the most haunting vocals performances I have ever heard. AND THIS WAS A TEN YEAR OLD KID!!
With all the talent shows in years past, I have never heard another kid with his kind of vocal ability. Once in a generation talent
RIP Mike

Wanna be startin somethin is a great song, the whole Thriller album is good.

mass 04 · « **Reply #49 on:** June 26, 2009, 09:43:05 AM »

Author Topic: What's your favorite Michael Jackson song? (Read 8816 times)

Mons Venus