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Re: A sweet wonderful story about the great Michael Jackson.
« Reply #50 on: June 25, 2009, 08:44:27 PM »
Quote from: Bast175 on June 25, 2009, 08:38:01 PM
some other dude from the NFL recently paid off a family member after killing a dude (drunk driving)... no jail time.
Makes sense.  Money will help, putting him in jail for 8 years, really won't help anyone.
Or just a simple "sorry" would do.
If caught drunk driving over 25yrs old, they should revoke your license for 5 years minimum.  They go way too light on these guys.
Stick with your stimulants, when driving...cigarettes, coffee, cocaine...you know, shit that makes you more aware.
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Re: Who's gonna play Michael Jackson in the movie?
« Reply #51 on: June 25, 2009, 09:45:02 PM »
Kevin Levrone is in talks as we speak...
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Re: Who's gonna play Michael Jackson in the movie?
« Reply #52 on: June 25, 2009, 09:49:14 PM »
Quote from: TechnoViking on June 25, 2009, 09:45:02 PM
Kevin Levrone is in talks as we speak...
Impossible, Levrone is much too small to be the King of Pop.
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Re: Who's gonna play Michael Jackson in the movie?
« Reply #53 on: June 25, 2009, 10:05:11 PM »
Tony Pearson can bulk-down for it.
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Re: Who's gonna play Michael Jackson in the movie?
« Reply #54 on: June 25, 2009, 10:15:47 PM »
RIP. All jokes aside for a moment...getwhite.  In a natural world MJ would have/should have developed into Stedman Pearson of Five 5...no plastics, clown celeb stuff...just two guys who look really alike.

http://www.myspace.com/stedmanpearsonpsp 

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Re: A sweet wonderful story about the great Michael Jackson.
« Reply #55 on: June 25, 2009, 10:32:19 PM »
Quote from: Croatch on June 25, 2009, 08:44:27 PM
Makes sense.  Money will help, putting him in jail for 8 years, really won't help anyone.
Or just a simple "sorry" would do.
If caught drunk driving over 25yrs old, they should revoke your license for 5 years minimum.  They go way too light on these guys.
Stick with your stimulants, when driving...cigarettes, coffee, cocaine...you know, shit that makes you more aware.

And cell phones....
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Re: A sweet wonderful story about the great Michael Jackson.
« Reply #56 on: June 25, 2009, 10:34:02 PM »
he died for you bitches!!!!!
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Re: A sweet wonderful story about the great Michael Jackson.
« Reply #57 on: June 25, 2009, 10:34:44 PM »
cocaine does not help you drive better.
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Re: Who's dead.
« Reply #58 on: June 25, 2009, 11:25:13 PM »
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Re: Michael Jackson dead jokes
« Reply #59 on: June 26, 2009, 02:27:30 AM »
MJ HAD STATED HE WANTS TO BE CREMATED INTO A VAT OF CORNFLAKES SO HE CAN CUM THROUGH 1000S OF KIDS ASSHOLES ONE LAST TIME
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Re: Michael Jackson dead jokes
« Reply #60 on: June 26, 2009, 02:29:04 AM »
Quote from: WillGrant on June 26, 2009, 02:27:30 AM
MJ HAD STATED HE WANTS TO BE CREMATED INTO A VAT OF CORNFLAKES SO HE CAN CUM THROUGH 1000S OF KIDS ASSHOLES ONE LAST TIME

you must be really proud of yourself?
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Re: Michael Jackson dead jokes
« Reply #61 on: June 26, 2009, 02:29:43 AM »
LA Hospital are in two minds about what to do with the body. Apparently the plastic recyling plant does not open till monday
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Re: Michael Jackson dead jokes
« Reply #62 on: June 26, 2009, 02:31:31 AM »
Quote from: Mars on June 26, 2009, 02:29:04 AM
you must be really proud of yourself?
gO POST SOME HITLER PICS GIMP  :D
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Re: Michael Jackson dead jokes
« Reply #63 on: June 26, 2009, 02:33:43 AM »
fARRAH fAWCETT ARRIVED AT THE PEARLY GATES WHERE UPON SHE IS OFFERED ONE WISH FOR EXCITING GOD IN CHARLIES ANGELS ,, SHE REQUESTS THAT ALL THE CHILDREN BE SAFE AND WITH THAT WE SAY RIP WACKO JACKO
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Re: Michael Jackson dead jokes
« Reply #64 on: June 26, 2009, 02:37:02 AM »
ROFL @ the cornflakes joke, Will.

Michael Jackson jokes I can remember off the top of my head:

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. MJ fckued little boys.

When is it bedtime in Neverland?
When the big hand touches the little hand.

What did the woman on the beach say to MJ?
You are in my son.
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Re: Michael Jackson dead jokes
« Reply #65 on: June 26, 2009, 02:38:28 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on June 26, 2009, 02:37:02 AM
ROFL @ the cornflakes joke, Will.

Michael Jackson jokes I can remember off the top of my head:

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. MJ fckued little boys.

When is it bedtime in Neverland?
When the big hand touches the little hand.

What did the woman on the beach say to MJ?
You are in my son.

He died (relatively) young because he wasn't a member of TEG like you....
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Re: Michael Jackson dead jokes
« Reply #66 on: June 26, 2009, 02:41:19 AM »
Quote from: Deicide on June 26, 2009, 02:38:28 AM
He died (relatively) young because he wasn't a member of TEG like you....

Death the great leveler overrides genetics cause you can die from external causes that are independent of your body's physiology.
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Re: Michael Jackson dead jokes
« Reply #67 on: June 26, 2009, 02:42:27 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on June 26, 2009, 02:41:19 AM
Death the great leveler overrides genetics cause you can die from external causes that are independent of your body's physiology.

True, death is the only equality in life but being a member of TEG glorifies you in death...
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Re: Michael Jackson dead jokes
« Reply #68 on: June 26, 2009, 02:44:56 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on June 26, 2009, 02:37:02 AM
ROFL @ the cornflakes joke, Will.



What did the woman on the beach say to MJ?
You are in my son.
HAHAHAHAHA

Shit within minutes of his death sickapedia crashed with people uploading and looking for jokes
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Re: Michael Jackson dead jokes
« Reply #69 on: June 26, 2009, 02:49:59 AM »
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
 One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in


 Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
 He heard boys' pants were half-off !!

 What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
 Michael Jackson's hand !!

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!!

 Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
 Two 5 year olds.

 Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
 Because they aren't his!
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Re: Michael Jackson dead jokes
« Reply #70 on: June 26, 2009, 03:05:24 AM »
MICHAEL IS THE KING!!!!

MICHAEL IS THE KING!!!!

MICHAEL IS THE KING!!!!


MICHAEL IS THE KING!!!!
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Re: Michael Jackson dead jokes
« Reply #71 on: June 26, 2009, 03:09:52 AM »
Quote from: Swede! on June 26, 2009, 03:05:24 AM
MICHAEL IS THE KING!!!!

MICHAEL IS THE KING!!!!

MICHAEL IS THE KING!!!!


MICHAEL IS THE KING!!!!

Du er kungen!
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Re: Michael Jackson dead jokes
« Reply #72 on: June 26, 2009, 03:12:59 AM »
My god decide do you ever leave the computer?  ;D
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Re: Michael Jackson dead jokes
« Reply #73 on: June 26, 2009, 03:17:00 AM »
Quote from: Swede! on June 26, 2009, 03:12:59 AM
My god decide do you ever leave the computer?  ;D

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Re: Michael Jackson dead jokes
« Reply #74 on: June 26, 2009, 03:49:35 AM »
Something is seriously wrong with you to think it is funny to joke about somebody who has just died.
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