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Re: Did you know Michael Jackson converted to Islam?
« Reply #100 on: June 26, 2009, 01:26:51 PM »
maby it killed him?

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Re: Did you know Michael Jackson converted to Islam?
« Reply #101 on: June 26, 2009, 01:28:41 PM »
maby it killed him?

are you saying he died during a botched suicide mission

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Re: Did you know Michael Jackson converted to Islam?
« Reply #102 on: June 26, 2009, 01:31:11 PM »
who gives shit

Because Michael Jackson was on the phone talking with Nasser while he had a heart attack  ;D
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Re: Did you know Michael Jackson converted to Islam?
« Reply #103 on: June 26, 2009, 01:32:23 PM »
Because Michael Jackson was on the phone talking with Nasser while he had a heart attack  ;D

I'm already tired of hearing about the guy.  Can you imagine the funeral?

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Re: Did you know Michael Jackson converted to Islam?
« Reply #104 on: June 26, 2009, 01:33:11 PM »
He knew he was ill and was going to die and wanted to ensure entrance into heaven so he converted to be clean and make it into heaven.

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Re: Did you know Michael Jackson converted to Islam?
« Reply #105 on: June 26, 2009, 01:34:28 PM »
He knew he was ill and was going to die and wanted to ensure entrance into heaven so he converted to be clean and make it into heaven.

better hope that he made the right choice...

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Re: Who's gonna play Michael Jackson in the movie?
« Reply #106 on: June 26, 2009, 01:38:57 PM »
Cher could pull it off

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Re: Who's gonna play Michael Jackson in the movie?
« Reply #107 on: June 26, 2009, 01:42:17 PM »
Johnny Depp

yup. his Edward Scissorhands makeup would be PERFECT :-X
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Re: Michael Jackson jokes already????
« Reply #108 on: June 26, 2009, 02:10:52 PM »
Too soon!  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

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Re: Michael Jackson jokes already????
« Reply #109 on: June 26, 2009, 02:35:46 PM »
His estate is auctioning off his possessions to raise money for charity.
Gary Glitter bid 10Million for his laptop.

He is asking to be melted down into toy soldiers so the kids can play with him for once

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Re: Michael Jackson jokes already????
« Reply #110 on: June 26, 2009, 03:03:32 PM »
My co-worker emailed me   that Michael requested the ambulance crew to take him to THE CHILDRENS HOSPITAL!!!!!!! ???

Your coworker has VERY poor taste.  >:(

PS -  ;D
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Re: Michael Jackson jokes already????
« Reply #111 on: June 26, 2009, 03:05:04 PM »
lmao

funny shit


people die - it happens

might as well use it to brighten up peoples day rather than make it sad

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Re: Michael Jackson jokes already????
« Reply #112 on: June 26, 2009, 03:05:24 PM »
I didn't mind that he died cause he's bad

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Re: Michael Jackson jokes already????
« Reply #113 on: June 26, 2009, 03:06:30 PM »
My co-worker emailed me   that Michael requested the ambulance crew to take him to THE CHILDRENS HOSPITAL!!!!!!! ???

Who spoiled the mood at your workplace, did somebody die?
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Re: Michael Jackson jokes already????
« Reply #114 on: June 26, 2009, 03:07:01 PM »
That guy may have had a great career but was fucked in the head and a pederast.

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Re: Did you know Michael Jackson converted to Islam?
« Reply #115 on: June 26, 2009, 03:10:42 PM »
"Did you know Michael Jackson converted to Islam? "

wheres the punchline

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Re: Did you know Michael Jackson converted to Islam?
« Reply #116 on: June 26, 2009, 03:15:46 PM »
"Did you know Michael Jackson converted to Islam? "

wheres the punchline

lol...he found out it was ok to be a pedo in Islam

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Re: Did you know Michael Jackson converted to Islam?
« Reply #117 on: June 26, 2009, 03:18:31 PM »
He converted to Caucasian much earlier on, though.

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Re: Did you know Michael Jackson converted to Islam?
« Reply #118 on: June 26, 2009, 03:22:31 PM »
LOL. Some funny guys around here, that's for sure.  ;D

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Re: Michael Jackson jokes already????
« Reply #119 on: June 26, 2009, 03:34:49 PM »
He died from food poisoning, he ate a 12 year old weiner, but seriously he will always be with us..... he's not biodegradable.


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Re: Michael Jackson jokes already????
« Reply #120 on: June 26, 2009, 03:41:35 PM »
what's the difference between michael jackson and neil armstrong?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and michael jackson fucks little boys.
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How quickly they forget the other KING OF POP . . .
« Reply #121 on: June 26, 2009, 03:49:24 PM »
When Michael Jackson dies, CNN talks about it all day

I bet if Bobby Brown dropped dead tomorrow, noone would even notice

you people make me sick . . .








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Re: Did you know Michael Jackson converted to Islam?
« Reply #122 on: June 26, 2009, 03:51:36 PM »
he converted to islam because the nation of islam provided bodyguards because for a while he thought someone was out to kill him.

he was also a jehovah's witness by birth, and his spiritual advisor was a hassidic jew.
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Re: Michael Jackson jokes already????
« Reply #123 on: June 26, 2009, 04:07:55 PM »
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he heard Boys to Men wasn't a delivery service

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Re: Did you know Michael Jackson converted to Islam?
« Reply #124 on: June 26, 2009, 04:09:59 PM »
I actually did not know this until recently, but it happened last November

http://www.nypost.com/seven/11202008/news/nationalnews/michael_jackson_converts_to_islam_139892.htm



no surprise here the nation of islam would harbor a kiddie diddler.
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