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Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
« Reply #25 on: June 30, 2009, 11:50:15 AM »
so would Swayze from 'Roadhouse'

lol  ;D

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Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
« Reply #26 on: June 30, 2009, 12:00:41 PM »
Remeber, Matrix eats green berets for breakfast.   ;)

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Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
« Reply #27 on: June 30, 2009, 12:05:00 PM »
Remeber, Matrix eats green berets for breakfast.   ;)
 

And as I understand it, right now he's very hungry.

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Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
« Reply #28 on: June 30, 2009, 05:24:50 PM »
there's this huge guy outside in a green tshirt

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Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
« Reply #29 on: June 30, 2009, 05:39:14 PM »
maybe he's a little cold.

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Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
« Reply #30 on: June 30, 2009, 05:42:20 PM »
Toni Kukoc looking good next to the governator.
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Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
« Reply #31 on: June 30, 2009, 05:58:35 PM »
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Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
« Reply #32 on: June 30, 2009, 06:13:15 PM »
lol...I love how every other scene in First Blood was Colonel Troutman telling anyone who would listen how big of a badass Rambo was.

The only broke, transient, drifter in the history of movies who had his very own Promoter/PR man.

yeah, troutman was like a hypeman.........."you go to war with rambo theres one thing your gonna need.................... more bodybags ;) ;)"

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Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
« Reply #33 on: June 30, 2009, 06:14:59 PM »
yeah, troutman was like a hypeman.........."you go to war with rambo theres one thing your gonna need.................... more bodybags ;) ;)"

haha, I remember one time it showed that scene on Beavis and Butthead when they were flipping through the channels  ;D

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Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
« Reply #34 on: June 30, 2009, 07:53:53 PM »
They're both supposed to be former SF in the movies but I think Rambo would win.
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Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
« Reply #35 on: June 30, 2009, 08:06:00 PM »
Matrix would kill Rambo "snap fingers" like that.

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Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
« Reply #36 on: June 30, 2009, 08:22:47 PM »
Rambo cauterizes his own wounds.  Nothing is tougher than that.


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Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
« Reply #37 on: June 30, 2009, 11:30:09 PM »
My friend was dead tired

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Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
« Reply #38 on: July 01, 2009, 12:58:35 AM »
there's this huge guy outside in a green tshirt

that photo is only a few days ago..... still looking huge....

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Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
« Reply #39 on: July 01, 2009, 08:47:32 AM »
that photo is only a few days ago..... still looking huge....

Agreed, looking large.

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Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
« Reply #40 on: July 01, 2009, 01:49:32 PM »
If we assume that they exist in the real world, the type like Rambo is better for stamina to run around in the jangle and hide.
So, John Rambo can beat John Matrix

If we talk about The Matrix, Neo can beat these two easily.

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Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
« Reply #41 on: July 01, 2009, 02:33:22 PM »
Rambo is much stronger as evidenced by 3 sequels.

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Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
« Reply #42 on: July 01, 2009, 03:24:41 PM »
Toni Kukoc looking good next to the governator.
Is that his actual name?
I think its this guy I read somewhere is a keen bodybuilder....?

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Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
« Reply #43 on: July 01, 2009, 04:15:58 PM »
Matrix by a country mile.  Name one time Rambo punched started an airplane.

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John Matrix vs John Rambo vs Joahnnay Falkkan.
« Reply #44 on: July 01, 2009, 09:34:29 PM »
Falcon wins.

No doubt.

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Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
« Reply #45 on: July 01, 2009, 09:43:14 PM »
Matrix by a country mile.  Name one time Rambo punched started an airplane.

or ripped vinyl tarp with his fingers (rambo used a gay knife with stuff in the handle)... then jump off a 747 right after take off... 

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Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
« Reply #46 on: July 01, 2009, 09:51:45 PM »
At Matrix's bodyweight, he never would have survived that free fall into the trees...Rambo was just the right weight to handle the fall into the branches...And I have it on good record that Matrix was deathly afraid of mice and rats...So much so that it triggers panic attacks...In other words, Matrix never would have made it out of that cave...

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Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
« Reply #47 on: July 01, 2009, 09:56:34 PM »
At Matrix's bodyweight, he never would have survived that free fall into the trees...Rambo was just the right weight to handle the fall into the branches...And I have it on good record that Matrix was deathly afraid of mice and rats...So much so that it triggers panic attacks...In other words, Matrix never would have made it out of that cave...

I think you're just being Matrix mean spirited and should instead focus on helping our dear friends from under the sea (Tha' Roughies)...


















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Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo vs Joahnnay Falkkan.
« Reply #48 on: July 01, 2009, 10:03:48 PM »
Falcon jumped the shark many moons ago... :-\