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Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
« Reply #50 on: July 25, 2009, 08:40:09 AM »
average mma fighter:
pro : no need to take drugs or stupid dieting.
       train then go home then think about something else.
       eat whatever you want
       can easily destroy a guy breaking your nut.

cons: wear tapeout t-shirt.
        epic "broken nose" face
        getting dumber and dumber for each punch you take on your face.



average bber:
pro: taking test is a unbelievable thing.

cons: take drugs in xcess even at local level, drugs of any kind, mostly counterfeit ug gear full of heavy metal and crap.
        constantly on diet, force feeding or underfeeding.
        eating shit like oatmeal turkeyy brocoli etc etc.                              
        


pler or strongman is better: you got everything, drugz taco and cheese burger no need to worry about your body.

As much as I am a fan of MMA, most of those guys are on some kind of drugs. Sure they're not 300 pounds "with abs" like some fat, lazy eyed queers but they're usually on something to help with the constant injuries and rigors of training.

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Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
« Reply #51 on: July 25, 2009, 11:32:22 AM »
What a fool. The judge did the right thing, he didn't respond. Boxing is another sport that should not be glorified.

Check out the first two parts of this video posted on youtube.  Taylor was fighting Julio Cesar Chavez who is the most famous Mexican boxer outside of De Le Hoya in modern times.  A win over Chavez would guarantee Taylor million dollar paychecks and eternal fame in the boxing community. 

Taylor goes in and dominates the entire fight with exception of the last round where he gets knocked down and the ref stops it with 2 seconds left in the fight. The worst stoppage in boxing history.
some mma geek i talked to said mma's more civilized as a fighting sport than boxing.  apparently getting hit with a 16 oz glove in the head 400 times a day somehow causes more damage to a human than just rolling around with him or kicking him in the leg.

as for bodybuilders getting more pussy, i think you have bodybuilders confused with guys who work out with abs.  a true bodybuilder looks like a fucking idiot walking around in his "pain is good" sweatshirt with the collar and sleeves cut off at the forearm, wearing spandex shorts and construction boots all day.

MMA is less taxing on the brain because there is no 10 count knockdowns.  Once you're knocked down and cannot intelligently defend yourself the match is over in MMA.

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Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
« Reply #52 on: July 25, 2009, 11:33:05 AM »
some mma geek i talked to said mma's more civilized as a fighting sport than boxing.  apparently getting hit with a 16 oz glove in the head 400 times a day somehow causes more damage to a human than just rolling around with him or kicking him in the leg.

as for bodybuilders getting more pussy, i think you have bodybuilders confused with guys who work out with abs.  a true bodybuilder looks like a fucking idiot walking around in his "pain is good" sweatshirt with the collar and sleeves cut off at the forearm, wearing spandex shorts and construction boots all day.

Are you saying bodybuilders get no pussy? What about their schmoe's man-pussies that they enjoy all the time? Does'nt that count?