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Re: How do you pass 36 hours on a plane?
« Reply #25 on: July 27, 2009, 12:13:02 PM »
read a book
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Re: How do you pass 36 hours on a plane?
« Reply #26 on: July 27, 2009, 02:32:17 PM »
36 hours of cell phone tetris!

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Re: How do you pass 36 hours on a plane?
« Reply #27 on: July 27, 2009, 02:35:05 PM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on July 27, 2009, 12:23:12 AM
and in airports?

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Re: How do you pass 36 hours on a plane?
« Reply #28 on: July 27, 2009, 09:46:40 PM »
Dear god. Last thing I cared about when I did my multiple 30+ hour trips was staying ripped. It normally meant more important things were going on in my life, and hell, four days of semi-bad eating and dehydration I can fix in less than two days. I say just chill out and watch some decent movies or read a book. Pray your legs don't kill you from sitting to long.
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Re: How do you pass 36 hours on a plane?
« Reply #29 on: July 27, 2009, 10:26:06 PM »
How many toilets are on a 747? Like how many toilets per passengers?
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Re: How do you pass 36 hours on a plane?
« Reply #30 on: July 27, 2009, 10:35:22 PM »
put 2 zany bars under your ball satch, game is over. wake up in new country
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Re: How do you pass 36 hours on a plane?
« Reply #31 on: July 27, 2009, 10:39:04 PM »
Ambien.... and then when you wake up with bruises from the person sitting next to you who you slobbered all over and kept awake with your snoring...


take another one.
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Re: How do you pass 36 hours on a plane?
« Reply #32 on: July 28, 2009, 08:40:40 AM »
Quote from: dyslexic on July 27, 2009, 10:39:04 PM
Ambien.... and then when you wake up with bruises from the person sitting next to you who you slobbered all over and kept awake with your snoring...


take another one.

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Re: How do you pass 36 hours on a plane?
« Reply #33 on: July 28, 2009, 09:15:21 AM »
I was so lucky when I went to Hong Kong.  I had an entire row to myself.  I put blankets over the seats and made it like a tent.  I slept and played computer chess.  They kept me stocked up with milk and food and I was good to go when I got to our lay over in Korea.  To bad I was in shorts and flip flops and when we landed it was about 16 degrees and we had to walk outside on the tarmac to the terminal.  It was fucking cold as hell.
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Re: How do you pass 36 hours on a plane?
« Reply #34 on: July 28, 2009, 09:20:07 AM »
Blanket masterbation.
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Re: How do you pass 36 hours on a plane?
« Reply #35 on: July 28, 2009, 12:19:44 PM »
A shitload of lortab.  Sit back and enjoy the ride. :)
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Re: How do you pass 36 hours on a plane?
« Reply #36 on: July 28, 2009, 07:53:18 PM »
Quote from: noworries on July 28, 2009, 09:15:21 AM
I was so lucky when I went to Hong Kong.  I had an entire row to myself.  I put blankets over the seats and made it like a tent.  I slept and played computer chess.

a tent. That's awesome
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Re: How do you pass 36 hours on a plane?
« Reply #37 on: July 29, 2009, 01:00:30 AM »
Business / first class for long flights.
Costs more but its worth it - especially on business trips
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Re: How do you pass 36 hours on a plane?
« Reply #38 on: July 29, 2009, 01:03:13 AM »
Stick a towel on your head and go to use the toilet next to the cockpit
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Re: How do you pass 36 hours on a plane?
« Reply #39 on: August 14, 2009, 03:00:42 AM »
Quote from: WillGrant on July 27, 2009, 04:15:51 AM
Masterbate , lubing up with the flowing soap in the toilet of the plane, shoot your load into the sink and leave it there..keep doing this but each time fantasise about a different female passenger on the plane with you  :D

If you are really risque dont lock the door and prey another horny female stumbles upon u mid frot..

Haven't done so since I left.  Cramped quarter's at Dad's holiday house for the 1st week, figured I'd keep the trend going for the rest of the trip.  Coming up on 3 weeks without a pipe clearing.  I was with family the whole time, so that's why a massive ripped sex god like myself didn't manage to get laid...

Still... ate like a king.  Lobster, fois gras, etc, and lots of Expensive Wine.  Got my fill of Mexican food too.  Mole Sauce, baby!!

Good to see you double wide freaks kept the faith in my absence.  I will answer all my PMs after I impress the hell out of some lucky lady.  'Now that's what I call volume training.'

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Re: How do you pass 36 hours on a plane?
« Reply #40 on: August 14, 2009, 03:03:18 AM »
Lots of drug addicted freaks here.
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Re: How do you pass 36 hours on a plane?
« Reply #41 on: August 14, 2009, 03:05:43 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on August 14, 2009, 03:00:42 AM
Haven't done so since I left.  Cramped quarter's at Dad's holiday house for the 1st week, figured I'd keep the trend going for the rest of the trip.  Coming up on 3 weeks without a pipe clearing.  I was with family the whole time, so that's why a massive ripped sex god like myself didn't manage to get laid...

Still... ate like a king.  Lobster, fois gras, etc, and lots of Expensive Wine.  Got my fill of Mexican food too.  Mole Sauce, baby!!

Good to see you double wide freaks kept the faith in my absence.  I will answer all my PMs after I impress the hell out of some lucky lady.  'Now that's what I call volume training.'



Where did you go, son?
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Re: How do you pass 36 hours on a plane?
« Reply #42 on: August 14, 2009, 03:06:31 AM »
Quote from: Debussey DF on August 14, 2009, 03:03:18 AM
Lots of drug addicted freaks here.

Don't turn me on like that.  It would be a shame to shake one out solo at this point.
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Re: How do you pass 36 hours on a plane?
« Reply #43 on: August 14, 2009, 03:12:00 AM »
Quote from: webcke on August 14, 2009, 03:05:43 AM
Where did you go, son?

News of my triumphant return to the US evidently didn't reach the right people.  No red carpet, no brass band, just my wrinkly old 70 yo Pop at the airport.  That old bastard put me to the test cycling up & down mountains in Maine, 4 at a stretch hours sometimes. 

Old coot will live forever.  So much for my inheritance.  Guess I'd better start making a living.
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Re: How do you pass 36 hours on a plane?
« Reply #44 on: August 14, 2009, 03:14:41 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on August 14, 2009, 03:12:00 AM
News of my triumphant return to the US evidently didn't reach the right people.  No red carpet, no brass band, just my wrinkly old 70 yo Pop at the airport.  That old bastard put me to the test cycling up & down mountains in Maine, 4 at a stretch hours sometimes. 

Old coot will live forever.  So much for my inheritance.  Guess I'd better start making a living.

Don't think like that........ >:(

Maine........many lighthouses in maine?

Sounds good but 4hrs hiking is dangerously catabolic. I hope you packed some RTD's in your bag and educated your dad on the importance of always being in an anabolic state.  8)
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Re: How do you pass 36 hours on a plane?
« Reply #45 on: August 14, 2009, 03:57:44 AM »
Quote from: webcke on August 14, 2009, 03:14:41 AM
Don't think like that........ >:(

Maine........many lighthouses in maine?

Sounds good but 4hrs hiking is dangerously catabolic. I hope you packed some RTD's in your bag and educated your dad on the importance of always being in an anabolic state.  8)

I wasw fucking starving after the 1st ride.  Brought along some bread, but laid aside the protein concerns for the holiday.  Actually considering doing a low protein diet/detox now that I'm back.

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Well!  That's the call I was a-waitin' for.  I'm off.  Catch you manana, esse.
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Re: How do you pass 36 hours on a plane?
« Reply #46 on: August 14, 2009, 04:34:45 AM »
Quote from: Debussey DF on August 14, 2009, 03:03:18 AM
Lots of drug addicted freaks here.


Say it isn't so!
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Re: How do you pass 36 hours on a plane?
« Reply #47 on: August 14, 2009, 04:48:57 AM »
Quote from: Debussey DF on August 14, 2009, 03:03:18 AM
Lots of drug addicted freaks here.

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Re: How do you pass 36 hours on a plane?
« Reply #48 on: August 14, 2009, 04:49:17 AM »
Will there be any in flight movies playing porno??
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Re: How do you pass 36 hours on a plane?
« Reply #49 on: August 14, 2009, 04:52:07 AM »
Quote from: ThaRealist on August 14, 2009, 04:49:17 AM
Will there be any in flight movies playing porno??

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