Author Topic: A Fan made this video of me (Read 6934 times)

grab an umbrella · « **Reply #50 on:** August 11, 2009, 01:47:40 AM »

Quote from: RxBandit on August 11, 2009, 01:44:24 AM

It's a giverposition, not a receiver... no question.

Nice post, you're allowed in threads now...

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #51 on:** August 11, 2009, 01:47:53 AM »

Quote from: MattT on August 11, 2009, 01:42:29 AM

I can't help it if gay men like yourself look at pics like that and feel you have to comment on them . Obviously its suppose to be a sexy pose which could be used in a calendar cockwit, im stealing that other cockwits word and using it on you now. And please having another man talk about my package is fucking disgusting so please fuck off with that shit. Why the fuck were you even thinking about that? You're the homo

What next Matt........

a photo of you bent over, pulling your butt cheeks apart exposing your enormous anus?

But yes.... its just for the chicks

please take your homo erotic slide show elsewhere..... like pm your boyfriends Gay BGM and Tim Faggatry.....

RxBandit · « **Reply #52 on:** August 11, 2009, 01:49:20 AM »

Quote from: grab an umbrella on August 11, 2009, 01:47:40 AM

Nice post, you're allowed in threads now...

Thank you sir.

grab an umbrella · « **Reply #53 on:** August 11, 2009, 01:54:30 AM »

Quote from: RxBandit on August 11, 2009, 01:49:20 AM

Thank you sir.

Less than 100 posts and you're already funny....

the funny is strong in this one...

MattT · « **Reply #54 on:** August 11, 2009, 01:57:28 AM »

Quote from: grab an umbrella on August 11, 2009, 01:54:30 AM

Less than 100 posts and you're already funny....

the funny is strong in this one...

i knew you guys were nerds

this post just proved it

grab an umbrella · « **Reply #55 on:** August 11, 2009, 02:10:23 AM »

Quote from: MattT on August 11, 2009, 01:57:28 AM

i knew you guys were nerds this post just proved it

So how are the investments in Dubai, india going?

Epic_Monster · « **Reply #56 on:** August 11, 2009, 09:31:04 PM »

Quote from: MattT on August 09, 2009, 09:06:50 PM

Just got this email today, 1st time iv herd from this chick, iv never met her. Must have got these pics from either my facebook or myspace profiles. Maybe borderline stalker, but nice of her to make it

It's prolly Will Harris?

Mobil · « **Reply #57 on:** August 11, 2009, 09:33:40 PM »

hah matt t has now discovered the schmoe universe of bb... ask for his or number and meet him and her to prove us wrong....or its a getbigger fing with you.. prove us wrong with pics....

Schmoe Buster · « **Reply #58 on:** August 11, 2009, 10:16:02 PM »

Matt T is a student of the swampi the cocksmith dubai,india school, studying for his diploma in G4P

webcake · « **Reply #59 on:** August 11, 2009, 10:30:26 PM »

Quote from: Schmoe Buster on August 11, 2009, 10:16:02 PM

Matt T is a student of the swampi the cocksmith dubai,india school, studying for his diploma in G4P

If all goes well, he will qualify for a position in the exclusive organisation of those who are "living the dream".

His success is up to the ~~powers~~ schmoes that be.

Schmoe Buster · « **Reply #60 on:** August 12, 2009, 02:06:29 AM »

Quote from: webcke on August 11, 2009, 10:30:26 PM

If all goes well, he will qualify for a position in the exclusive organisation of those who are "living the dream".

His success is up to the ~~powers~~ schmoes that be.

Soon he will follow in the footsteps of his heroes Swampi the cocksmith and Will ''Tribbing'' Harris, im sure both will break him into their world.

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #61 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:14:02 AM »

Quote from: MattT on August 11, 2009, 12:55:17 AM

agreed, trust me last chick i was with needed to know where i was at all times, ~~who~~ which schmoe i was texting, wanted to check my cell phone bills to see ~~who~~ which schmoe i was calling. I was like fuck this shit i need this 'sponsorship' and ended it. And even after we broke up she still called me and harassed me, gave me the whole i can't live without you speech trying to make me feel guilty so id take her back!. Luckily i have a call feature where i can block #'s. This chick would probably be the same type, real possessive, as i don't even know her and she already callin herself my wifey....

Really?

Cy Tolliver · « **Reply #62 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:23:00 AM »

Quote from: MattT on August 09, 2009, 09:06:50 PM

Just got this email today, 1st time iv herd from this chick, iv never met her. Must have got these pics from either my facebook or myspace profiles. Maybe borderline stalker, but nice of her to make it

Cool stuff

if i send you an address could i possibly buy something from you signed or any other memorabilia from your career?

check your inbox!

webcake · « **Reply #63 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:28:14 AM »

Quote from: Schweppes on August 12, 2009, 03:23:00 AM

Cool stuff

if i send you an address could i possibly buy something from you signed or any other memorabilia from your career?

check your inbox!

Schmoe alert! Schmoe alert!

Cy Tolliver · « **Reply #64 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:30:44 AM »

Quote from: webcke on August 12, 2009, 03:28:14 AM

Schmoe alert! Schmoe alert!

WTF DOES THAT MEAN?

webcake · « **Reply #65 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:31:25 AM »

Quote from: Schweppes on August 12, 2009, 03:30:44 AM

WTF DOES THAT MEAN?

Means you are a dirty schmoe who wants to sniff Matt's soiled glitter thong.......

Cy Tolliver · « **Reply #66 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:33:59 AM »

Quote from: webcke on August 12, 2009, 03:31:25 AM

Means you are a dirty schmoe who wants to sniff Matt's soiled glitter thong.......

your a fucking homophobic moron, ive been with girls all my life never had sex with a man or what ever kind of sex wtf...

seriously quit harassing me idiot

RxBandit · « **Reply #67 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:34:34 AM »

Quote from: Schweppes on August 12, 2009, 03:23:00 AM

Cool stuff

if i send you an address could i possibly buy something from you signed or any other memorabilia from your career?

check your inbox!

would you pay a small amount of money for that?

Cy Tolliver · « **Reply #68 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:35:21 AM »

Quote from: RxBandit on August 12, 2009, 03:34:34 AM

would you pay a small amount of money for that?

yeah sure i'd pay a bit for a signed photo or other item. just a cool guy, i'm kind of a collector of bodybuilding stuff.

webcake · « **Reply #69 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:37:22 AM »

Quote from: Schweppes on August 12, 2009, 03:35:21 AM

yeah sure i'd pay a bit for a signed photo or other item. just a cool guy, i'm kind of a ~~collector of bodybuilding stuff.~~ dirty fucking schmoe.

Fixed for accuracy.

Signifying Monkey · « **Reply #70 on:** August 12, 2009, 04:43:29 AM »

Quote from: Schweppes on August 12, 2009, 03:35:21 AM

yeah sure i'd pay a bit for a signed photo or other item. just a cool guy, i'm kind of a collector of bodybuilding stuff.

you're kind of an idiot

Schmoe Buster · « **Reply #71 on:** August 12, 2009, 05:23:09 AM »

Quote from: Schweppes on August 12, 2009, 03:35:21 AM

yeah sure i'd pay a bit for a signed nude photo or a soiled thong. just a queer guy, i'm kind of a sucker of bodybuilders stuff.

what you really meant

MattT · « **Reply #72 on:** August 12, 2009, 02:20:46 PM »

Quote from: webcke on August 12, 2009, 03:28:14 AM

Schmoe alert! Schmoe alert!

lol

Bix · « **Reply #73 on:** August 13, 2009, 05:05:14 AM »

Quote from: MattT on August 12, 2009, 02:20:46 PM

lol

Matt, get that chick to send you a video of her stripping.