I really don't want to get into this again with you McWay.
Of course you don't. Even you get tired of looking dopey, after a while.
Last time we had this discussion I mentioned that many ancient pagan deities, especially the mystery solar deities, prefigured the Jesus myth in so many ways that the eary Church had to invent the Doctrine of Diabolical mimicry to explain away the obvious plagiarism. ("Diabolical Mimicry" is the idea that the Devil, capable of seeing the future, invented simulacra gods which pre-emptively paralled Jesus in order to deny Jesus his obvious originality: a doctrine of chronic apologetic bunkum which remains the Church's only defense on this subject).
I mentioned Attis as one of these prefigurers of Jesus: a solar deity who was nailed to a cross after his death.
Listen to what you just said, Einstein!!! It's just another example of your inability to read and digest simple words. Attis was NOT nailed to a tree, number one (an effigy of him was); and, number two, Attis DIED BY CHOPPING OFF HIS OWN NUTS!!! Jesus died BY CRUCIFIXION!! What part of that don't you understand?
In response, you posted page after page of cut and paste... these encyclopedia excerpts explained in graphic detail how the Attians (followers of Attis):
What I did was CLEARLY show that the claims you were making about Attis were totally and completely.....FALSE, by using actual references (something that seems to put you on your face, time and time again), so that people can read the account for themselves.
It's amazing how much buffoonery you can squeeze in such few sentences. Where do I start?
-celebrate Attis' suicide at Easter time
One, Jesus didn't kill Himself; Two, Christians don't celebrate His death on what's known as Easter; they celebrate HIS RESURRECTION (i.e. something that Attis did NOT HAVE, genius!!).
-walk a sacred procession to a sacred grove of trees (Gethsemane?)
NO, not even close. There's not hing sacred about the Garden of Gesthsemane, or any trees therein. Once again, in sheer inaccurate bliss, you have made humorously stupid, supremely off-the-mark statements, in your attempt to paint Christ as a clone of Attis.
-cut don a sacred tree so that an Attian priest would carry it on his back through the streets
What does this have to do with the account of Jesus.....ABSOLUTELY NOTHING (as usual).
-the tree would be set up in their temple
-a statue of the dead Attis would be either tied to the tree or nailed to it
How and why did Attis die again? OH THAT'S RIGHT!!! SELF-CASTRATION out of lust for his own mama!! What's done with his dead, testicle-deprived corpse (in effigy or actuality) means exactly diddly squat!!!
-the Attians called this "The Day of Mourning"
Generally, when someone dies, genius, you have a day of mourning. This is, even by previous Luke standards, downright pitiful.
-lock themselves in the temple and mourn for three days
The disciples of Jesus did no such thing.......boy, this is just sad!!!
-celebrate "The Day of Joy" on the spring equinox/Easter
Of course, it has yet to dawn on you that there's a HUGE difference between the Roman Catholic Church ASSIGNING a celebration of Jesus' resurrection during that time and Scripture actually claiming that the Resurrection actually occuring during that time.
-restart all their yearly celebrations as if Attis had returned to life
NEWS FLASH!!! Attis DID NOT return to life; Jesus did......GAME OVER!!!
...yet you posted all of this while arguing that Attis in no way coincided or overlapped the "wholely original" Jesus story.
Someone please give this guy a clue. He can't comprehend the simplest of sentences, it seems.
Did Attis die via crucifixion? NO!!
Did Attis die for the salvation of mankind? NO!!
Was Attis born of a virgin (i.e. no male god, getting his freak on the sneak)? NO!!
Did Attis rise from the dead? NO!!
And that's just the short list!!!!
I can't make the blind see, nor those who refuse to open their eyes.
That would explain why your Ray Charles/Stevie Wonder impressions are dead on the money!!!
You've taken a bunch of downright silly statements, some of which aren't even accurate as it relates to Attis (which I've shown repeatedly), and you try to claim that Jesus was copied from this.
It is to laugh.
Congratulations McWay, you have won yet another argument by stubbornly refusing to read or comprehend neither the argments of others nor the bullshit you yourself regurgitate to justify your own delusions.
Ignorance wins out.
The Luke
The only ignorance here comes from your silliness-fueled fingers. Not only have I read and comprehended your arguments, Boy genius, I went one step further. I actually produced the accounts of Attis and showed that your claims about him were DEAD WRONG!!! It's called references, things you refuse to produce, because once items appear, they exposed your statements for the mindless gibberish that it is.
You can't get your facts straight about Attis, or any of the other figures from which you, in true rock-skulled fashion, keep claiming Jesus was crafted. And, I've exposed that more times than I care to count.