lol at everyone being a "UFC fighter" these days- they are all johnny come latelys
I remember when i was on a date (with a girl, you assholes) when i was 19 and i told that my dream was to " be a shoot wrestler for the Pancrase organization" and her response was "so, um, you said you want to be a sumo wrestler?". dumb bitch
we made out that night in my dorm and when i woke up the next morning she was sleeping on the floor cuz apparently i pushed her out of my bed in the middle of the night