you know your girlfriends a slut if

[indie-lad]

you're a slut

Well I already knew that.

[big L dawg]

I get the whole "she's a slut if you fuck her on the first date thing" but what about this scenario.

I worked a summer camp with a girl for 2 months. We got very close during those 2 months flirting and then eventually talking on the phone for hours each night. This went on for weeks. I would ask her to come over and she wouldn't, it drove me nuts because I knew we liked each other. Finally at the last week of camp she called me to come over and when she did we had sex all night long for literally hours on end.

So the first time I was actually on a date with her we had sex but we were in each others presence for 2 months straight and she wouldn't let me be alone with her outside of work.

Slut or not?

she still could be a slut.however your story doesn't qualify her as one.See my first post.I'm referring to girls that you just met and within one week are layin the pipe to.not girls you've known for some time then banged on a date.

[Tapeworm]

I get the whole "she's a slut if you fuck her on the first date thing" but what about this scenario.

I worked a summer camp with a girl for 2 months. We got very close during those 2 months flirting and then eventually talking on the phone for hours each night. This went on for weeks. I would ask her to come over and she wouldn't, it drove me nuts because I knew we liked each other. Finally at the last week of camp she called me to come over and when she did we had sex all night long for literally hours on end.

So the first time I was actually on a date with her we had sex but we were in each others presence for 2 months straight and she wouldn't let me be alone with her outside of work.

Slut or not?

Instead of worrying about which label you should apply to her, consider instead how you feel about her, do you want to see her more, would you regret it if she passed out of your life, etc.

[indie-lad]

Instead of worrying about which label you should apply to her, consider instead how you feel about her, do you want to see her more, would you regret it if she passed out of your life, etc.

Well, I've been seeing her for over a year now and things are great so...

[Tapeworm]

Well, I've been seeing her for over a year now and things are great so...

OMG you got serious with that slut?!

 

[Mars]

[pedro01]

I get the whole "she's a slut if you fuck her on the first date thing" but what about this scenario.

I worked a summer camp with a girl for 2 months. We got very close during those 2 months flirting and then eventually talking on the phone for hours each night. This went on for weeks. I would ask her to come over and she wouldn't, it drove me nuts because I knew we liked each other. Finally at the last week of camp she called me to come over and when she did we had sex all night long for literally hours on end.

So the first time I was actually on a date with her we had sex but we were in each others presence for 2 months straight and she wouldn't let me be alone with her outside of work.

Slut or not?

Yup - total cock monster - she was probably riding your best mate when she was on the phone to you.

Oh - by the way - this 'having sex for hours on end' thing - you do realise this spoils it for the rest of us, don't you ?

[bigmc]

Guys - first date sex is fairly normal but chicks want you to think they aren't sluts. Therefore, they invented the 'knobstacle course'.

It goes something like this:

Girl won't come home with you after dinner, she's not a slut after all. Girl later agrees to come home with you to see your tortoise/paintings/stamp collection whatever. Not that she's a slut or anything. She stays on your sofa until she has 'accidentally' stayed too late. Now it's too late for her to take a taxi home, it's not safe at that time of night. Not that she's a slut or anything. The spare room is prepped. She has no night clothes to wear, you give her a t-shirt that you estimate will barely cover her ass. She changes into that. Not that she's a slut or anything. More TV is watched on the sofa with her head on your shoulder, it's now 2am, you are horny but getting tired. You suggest that you both sleep in the same bed as yours is more comfortable. You tell her we "don't have to do anything" and that clothes will remain on. She agrees.  Not that she's a slut or anything. You get into bed, still talking, her head on your chest, a kiss or two but she's not letting it go further. Not that she's a slut or anything. At this point you have lost interest, fuck it, it's 3am, you turn your back to her ready to catch some zzzz's. At this point her hand comes round and grabs your cock. Game on. Not that she's a slut or anything.

Why they do this, I have no idea. I know it's not just me as girls do it to my friends too. If they want a length - why not just give it up as soon as dinner has gone down ? You could both have a good sleep then. Let's face it - as soon as you have them home it's in the bag. Women...

world class post
pretty much spot on

[indie-lad]

OMG you got serious with that slut?!

 

LOL!!

[pedro01]

Question, where do sluts go after they have been used up?

Answer, to the nice guys, to sort out all their baggage...but hey, you have a hot girl!

I had to beat my head against the wall, but it sunk in...

Kinda like how new Ferraris are bought by the rich guys, rack up the mileage, and then sell it---the new owner has tons of mileage and tons maintenance bills---but hey, you have a Ferrari!

Sluts often grow out of their sluttishness.

You can't really tell an ex-slut other than by her reputation. There's no obvious outward physical effects of being an ex-slut. 5 rainbow colored kids with different dads is a sure sign but some sluts practice contraception/facials. Psychological effects are a different kettle of fish.

Given that you can't tell an ex-slut by appearance, the only other way is by reputation. I'd conclude then that sluts probably have to leave the scene of their sluttishness. Best way to do that would be to relocate. You could easily end up with an ex-slut and never know about it. I don't subscribe to the 'sausage up an alleyway' theory of vaginal wall widening either - so don't believe sluts would be abnormally large down below.

Anyway - I don't think you have sluts in the US in the way we do in the UK. I once met a harlot in Charlotte, NC - we were both young (15 years ago), at a rave and we ended up back on campus in her room, we talked for a while, had a bath and then sloped off to bed. Alltogether a very civilized affair.

Now - compare this to a British slut. She dons clothes 3 sizes too small for her 5' 3" 80 kg frame, goes out and drinks 6 pints of Guinness and 10 Vodka and red bulls. She stumbles out of the club on autopilot heading straight for the Kebab shop. She downs a Kebab  in 30 seconds flat and then it's round to the car park where the bouncers have her bent over a 25 year old Ford Escort and are lining up around the block to empty a load into her whilst she throws up her kebab.

That's a real slut.

[big L dawg]

ha ha this shit is to funny....just ran into an old friend haven't seen in years.well he's engaged just met the chick about a year ago.he told me her name and it took everything I had to keep a straight face.I never hit it but a few years out of high school I was at a 10 keg party out in the country.bunch of drunk girls flashin there tit's and what not(good times).so anyway a friend had a camper out there and said we could crash there so no one drove drunk...we walk in his camper just in time to see three dudes finishing on this chicks face...ha ha.well now this girl is engaged to an old bud & he has no clue.should I tell him?

[pedro01]

ha ha this shit is to funny....just ran into an old friend haven't seen in years.well he's engaged just met the chick about a year ago.he told me her name and it took everything I had to keep a straight face.I never hit it but a few years out of high school I was at a 10 keg party out in the country.bunch of drunk girls flashin there tit's and what not(good times).so anyway a friend had a camper out there and said we could crash there so no one drove drunk...we walk in his camper just in time to see three dudes finishing on this chicks face...ha ha.well now this girl is engaged to an old bud & he has no clue.should I tell him?

LOL !

Probably best not to tell him... unless he knows the 3 guys...

[YoungBlood]

...we walk in his camper just in time to see three dudes finishing on this chicks face...ha ha.well now this girl is engaged to an old bud & he has no clue.should I tell him?

No you do not tell him. What his fiancee did in the past remains there, just as if he had had a 4some with some of her best friends 10 years prior.
Now if she did this while engaged to him, then that's a different story.
And that's even if this is not a fabricated story in the first place.

[big L dawg]

No you do not tell him. What his fiancee did in the past remains there, just as if he had had a 4some with some of her best friends 10 years prior.
Now if she did this while engaged to him, then that's a different story.
And that's even if this is not a fabricated story in the first place.

haha man I couldn't make this stuff up.I left out some details & made a long story short but thats the basics.....but yea I don't plan on telling him.I might if he was a real close friend but at this point he's more of an acquaintance.

[Signifying Monkey]

haha man I couldn't make this stuff up.I left out some details & made a long story short but thats the basics.....but yea I don't plan on telling him.I might if he was a real close friend but at this point he's more of an acquaintance.

Let me guess, you live in Bon Temps, Louisiana? Actually I haven't noticed such debauchery even there

[TechnoViking]

Yup - total cock monster - she was probably riding your best mate when she was on the phone to you.

Oh - by the way - this 'having sex for hours on end' thing - you do realise this spoils it for the rest of us, don't you ?

x2...The whore was just showing total control not unlike an anorexic...He was totally played and just doesn't understand it...He did the right thing to see it to the finish...However in the end, she played him hook, line, and stinker(stinker being her used up pussy)

[TechnoViking]

Sluts often grow out of their sluttishness.

I honestly don't think this is possible without some sort of therapy...How many time s have you seen or heard about a 50 to 70 year old losing their husbands but getting married within weeks if not months right after? These fucking whores go right back to what they learned early on...

Remember this....In the animal world when a male roams the safari all by himself, he is looked at by others as Dangerous/Exciting etc...When a female does this, she is the outcast that nobody wants and will not last long on earth...

Maybe females understand their inherited animal instinct because "God" knows they aren't creating things that can make mankind move forward to the next dimension...

[240 is Back]

has anyone posted any cookie shots in this fucking thread?

[indie-lad]

ha ha this shit is to funny....just ran into an old friend haven't seen in years.well he's engaged just met the chick about a year ago.he told me her name and it took everything I had to keep a straight face.I never hit it but a few years out of high school I was at a 10 keg party out in the country.bunch of drunk girls flashin there tit's and what not(good times).so anyway a friend had a camper out there and said we could crash there so no one drove drunk...we walk in his camper just in time to see three dudes finishing on this chicks face...ha ha.well now this girl is engaged to an old bud & he has no clue.should I tell him?

I would tell him. The look on his face alone would be priceless.

Do it, DO IT, DO IT!!!

[EL Mariachi]

girls you fuck within the first few dates is NOT gf material.

not true in all cases

[body88]

not true in all cases

99% of the time. 

[JasonH]

Guys - first date sex is fairly normal but chicks want you to think they aren't sluts. Therefore, they invented the 'knobstacle course'.

It goes something like this:

Girl won't come home with you after dinner, she's not a slut after all. Girl later agrees to come home with you to see your tortoise/paintings/stamp collection whatever. Not that she's a slut or anything. She stays on your sofa until she has 'accidentally' stayed too late. Now it's too late for her to take a taxi home, it's not safe at that time of night. Not that she's a slut or anything. The spare room is prepped. She has no night clothes to wear, you give her a t-shirt that you estimate will barely cover her ass. She changes into that. Not that she's a slut or anything. More TV is watched on the sofa with her head on your shoulder, it's now 2am, you are horny but getting tired. You suggest that you both sleep in the same bed as yours is more comfortable. You tell her we "don't have to do anything" and that clothes will remain on. She agrees.  Not that she's a slut or anything. You get into bed, still talking, her head on your chest, a kiss or two but she's not letting it go further. Not that she's a slut or anything. At this point you have lost interest, fuck it, it's 3am, you turn your back to her ready to catch some zzzz's. At this point her hand comes round and grabs your cock. Game on. Not that she's a slut or anything.

Why they do this, I have no idea. I know it's not just me as girls do it to my friends too. If they want a length - why not just give it up as soon as dinner has gone down ? You could both have a good sleep then. Let's face it - as soon as you have them home it's in the bag. Women...

Hahaha - fucking quality post. 

[Mr Nobody]

 

[Bast175]

not true.

maybe its true if your an ugly dude with zero capability to communicate with women in a way in which they would be sexually interested in you after


even th best women, the "marriage type", can easily be seduced to sex within a few hours...   and your saying al women who fuck within a week??? are sluts.... naw...

i agree, but if she seduces YOU then high slut probability.

[windsor88]

a lot of solid advice in this thread.