Author Topic: Are there any metrosexuals here? (Read 2197 times)

What's gay are people who don't shower, brush their teeth, clean under their armpits or spray on some cologne. Way to get women. The opposite of being metrosexual.

njflex · « **Reply #16 on:** August 21, 2009, 07:52:33 AM »

Quote from: Playboy on August 21, 2009, 07:50:43 AM

What's gay are people who don't shower, brush their teeth, clean under their armpits or spray on some cologne. Way to get women. The opposite of being metrosexual.

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preach on brother,,,amen

johnnynoname · « **Reply #17 on:** August 21, 2009, 07:57:15 AM »

women, seriously, don't like men who look better than them/can fit into a size 2 jeans...those c-unts

Playboy · « **Reply #18 on:** August 21, 2009, 08:00:28 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on August 21, 2009, 07:57:15 AM

women, seriously, don't like men who look better than them/can fit into a size 2 jeans...those c-unts

That just spells queer.

YoungBlood · « **Reply #19 on:** August 21, 2009, 08:01:52 AM »

Quote from: Big Dicked Bob on August 21, 2009, 07:57:20 AM

thats Jawny Noname

I don't think that I would have a problem with JNN if I saw him. But that stupid kissy-faced, spiked hair, spray on tan, freckled guido in the aforementioned post just makes me well up with anger for no reason. (!)

johnnynoname · « **Reply #20 on:** August 21, 2009, 08:09:02 AM »

Quote from: Playboy on August 21, 2009, 08:00:28 AM

That just spells queer.

it spells whatever it spells but i look fucking amazing a girl's size 2 jeans

Quote from: YoungBlood on August 21, 2009, 08:01:52 AM

I don't think that I would have a problem with JNN if I saw him. But that stupid kissy-faced, spiked hair, spray on tan, freckled guido in the aforementioned post just makes me well up with anger for no reason. (!)

seriously, i hope people don't confuse me for one of those a-holes.

For one, Spray tans are so dumb
and two, those Jersey guido-types have NO fashion sense what so ever

YoungBlood · « **Reply #21 on:** August 21, 2009, 08:14:24 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on August 21, 2009, 08:09:02 AM

seriously, i hope people don't confuse me for one of those a-holes.

For one, Spray tans are so dumb
and two, those Jersey guido-types have NO fashion sense what so ever

I think you're safe...but you are certainly considered a big nosed metrosexual no matter what you do. You'd probably work well with a faux-hawk.

Playboy · « **Reply #22 on:** August 21, 2009, 08:15:44 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on August 21, 2009, 08:09:02 AM

it spells whatever it spells but i look fucking amazing a girl's size 2 jeans

seriously, i hope people don't confuse me for one of those a-holes.

For one, Spray tans are so dumb
and two, those Jersey guido-types have NO fashion sense what so ever

Where not confusing you at all, bro. Its like Isaid in an earlier post. I would rather have people call me a metrosexual because I shave, brush my teeth, shower regularly, get waxed and wear clean clothes then be considered a slob and a joke by women.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #23 on:** August 21, 2009, 08:19:09 AM »

Quote from: YoungBlood on August 21, 2009, 08:14:24 AM

I think you're safe...but you are certainly considered a big nosed metrosexual no matter what you do. You'd probably work well with a faux-hawk.

i say no to faux hawks

whenever i wear my hair "up" it, i end up showing way to much forehead

I'm working towards something like this but more tapered on the sides and, maybe, some of those stripes shaved in as well (kinda like what kanye had)

btw, did i ever mention that i was on my varsity baseball and wrestling team in high school

Wiggs · « **Reply #24 on:** August 21, 2009, 08:24:48 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on August 21, 2009, 08:19:09 AM

i say no to faux hawks

whenever i wear my hair "up" it, i end up showing way to much forehead

I'm working towards something like this but more tapered on the sides and, maybe, some of those stripes shaved in as well (kinda like what kanye had)

btw, did i ever mention that i was on my varsity baseball and wrestling team in high school

Outed.