Here are some of yesterdays bewigged:
Humphrey Bogart, George Burns, Julius Caesar, Charlton Heston, Bing Crosby, John D. Rockefeller, Frank Sinatra, John Wayne, Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly.
Not a bad group to belong to, Chick. As you can see, great men before you have worn their toupees with pride. No need for you to get all defensive and worked up.