Gonna Try

[Sam]

Did he? are you meeting at the mirage hotel? 

Nice! cross thread reference

I like it 

[johnnynoname]

maybe Im gettin some game back--chick sends me pic:

nice catch avesher

[liberalismo]

So I am actually gonna put in attempts to get laid. I have put zero effort in over the last 4 years, and my total times in the sack over that period is probably 9-12.  I have dropped some weight, grown my hair back and am in a better financial position (especially after winning that tournament last night), and am gonna put the old college try in. Now being that I am a big fan of girls with a little beef on them (I hate stick chicks), I think my chances are good.  Any tips are welcome (sevastase help a brother out).

Even the best looking guy won't have sex 12 times in 4 years with "zero effort".

With "zero effort"...Maybe a few times at most. Usually no times. Technically, even going to bars and talking to women is effort.

[dr.chimps]

nice catch avesher

Ha! If some 'lady' sent me a pic like that, it'd be like a cartoon where I'd be there so fast you'd hear me knocking on the door in the background.

[io856]

Ha! If some 'lady' sent me a pic like that, it'd be like a cartoon where I'd be there so fast you'd hear me knocking on the door in the background.

so you are human after all

[Tapeworm]

Ha! If some 'lady' sent me a pic like that, it'd be like a cartoon where I'd be there so fast you'd hear me knocking on the door in the background.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to discover why she's ok physically but is still on her own.  Plenty of horny crazies out there.  Be a shame to have to chew an arm off now, after all those curls.

[dr.chimps]

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to discover why she's ok physically but is still on her own.  Plenty of horny crazies out there.  Be a shame to have to chew an arm off now, after all those curls.

Well, the taking and sending of such a pic (and the ridiculous stripper heels) go a long way to explaining that, but you know already that. 

*knock*knock*

[Tapeworm]

Well, the taking and sending of such a pic (and the ridiculous stripper heels) go a long way to explaining that, but you know already that. 

*knock*knock*

Tough when your top half goes one way and the lower half goes the other.

[dr.chimps]

Tough when your top half goes one way and the lower half goes the other.

Haha. Explains most of the blunders I've made in my life, bro. 

[Tapeworm]

Haha. Explains most of the blunders I've made in my life, bro. 

LOL!!    Yes indeed...

[disturbia]

Ha! If some 'lady' sent me a pic like that, it'd be like a cartoon where I'd be there so fast you'd hear me knocking on the door in the background.

yeah shes 60 miles down the road and Im a lazy fucker

[PANDAEMONIUM]

yeah shes 60 miles down the road and Im a lazy fucker

Check your PMs, big man.  A council of getbig lords is in order.

[brooklynbruiser]

Nice pic! Something to bear in mind in the age of net pics. What she sends you, she probably has in a folder designated to send to others. So appreciate it, but be aware because one never knows!

maybe Im gettin some game back--chick sends me pic:

[disturbia]

Nice pic! Something to bear in mind in the age of net pics. What she sends you, she probably has in a folder designated to send to others. So appreciate it, but be aware because one never knows!

am i the only one who sees "bandwith exceeded " in that photo

oh--I know her btw so its not random