Author Topic: Best tanning lotion (Read 737 times)

ManBearPig... · « **on:** September 06, 2009, 11:44:02 AM »

just kidding.

what's the best sex / masturbation lotion as my stash ran out?

johnnynoname · « **Reply #1 on:** September 06, 2009, 11:50:03 AM »

spit or pre cum works best

Mars · « **Reply #2 on:** September 06, 2009, 11:52:38 AM »

why you want to make yourself black?

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #3 on:** September 06, 2009, 02:29:49 PM »

spit or pre cum works best

i'm married, not in college anymore.

saucetradomous · « **Reply #4 on:** September 06, 2009, 02:45:35 PM »

i'm married, not in college anymore.

In that case, get yourself a younger woman and ditch the dried up girl.

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #5 on:** September 07, 2009, 07:27:29 AM »

In that case, get yourself a younger woman and ditch the dried up ####.

i'm afraid that in a fit of menstrual rage, she'd cut my dick off.

update: i bought the KY warming jelly.