ILS, TapOut, Affliction, sleeveless shirts, tough guy stares, shadow boxing, sha

[Blücher]

true but all the girls here (Albany) think i'm a homersexual.......whores

This pains me, brah.
Here's a few tips that will help you out with them skanks.

1) Lose the emo hair do, shave it all short.
2) Quit pouting your lips in between sentences when you talk.
3) Get a scar on your face.

If you would just stop in general trying to compete with women in prettiness they would love you 10x more.

HTH.

[johnnynoname]

If you would just stop in general trying to compete with women in prettiness they would love you 10x more.

HTH.

lol
Unfortunatly as right as you are i think in the battle of vanity vs. getting laid- vanity has one out
besides, i'll be out of this shithole soon enough and move somewhere where i can be "pretty" and still get laid by chics

[bigdumbbell]

true but all the girls here (Albany) think i'm a homersexual.......whores

haha 

[pellius]

This pains me, brah.
Here's a few tips that will help you out with them skanks.

1) Lose the emo hair do, shave it all short.
2) Quit pouting your lips in between sentences when you talk.
3) Get a scar on your face.

If you would just stop in general trying to compete with women in prettiness they would love you 10x more.

HTH.

Solid advice right there. Of course, I'm always partial to people who use the affectionate term "Brah" rather than "Bro." It's purely cultural.

JNN, if I can pull some there's no reason why you shouldn't be a pussy wrecking machine. Of course, I still need some pakalolo, alchohol or meth to pull off the deal.

How's the "bangs" coming? Are they grown out yet? That might be the final touch that seals the deal.

[johnnynoname]

JNN, if I can pull some there's no reason why you shouldn't be a pussy wrecking machine. Of course, I still need some pakalolo, alchohol or meth to pull off the deal.

How's the "bangs" coming? Are they grown out yet? That might be the final touch that seals the deal.

i appreciate it but i'm done with women for the next month or so- their is ALOT of good TV coming up .  Plus, I got enough in the ole spank bank to last me a while

the bangs are coming nicely but i think i'm gonna have to join the "flat iron" club to really get that "Aeon Flux" look going

2) Quit pouting your lips in between sentences when you talk.

HOLY SHIT- do you go to my gym?!?!- cuz i soo do that
some of the gym patrons have called me (behind my back) "Pouty Face"

other names i've found out about behind my back
"the Mediteranean Ken doll"
"the Plastic Trainer"

[pellius]

The "Blue Steel" look never goes out of style.

[aglifter]

cause we get hella ass when we rock shit that GIRLS/hoes like............i could give a shit less if some fck stick in the corner eyin my ballsack thinks my shirt is 'gay' or 'too tough guy'

hot chicks actually like that type of shit and I get girls that walk up to me to talk about ED HARDY or whatev......I have prob banged at least 3-4 girls from rockin graphic tee's

i DO NOT own any TAPOUT shit tho........cant stand that

1.  You can't remember?
2.  Did you also bang this other dude?
3.  It is gay.  Have some dignity.  Wear a sweater vest instead.

[Spike]

LMAO!  Haha you two look like a bunch of average fags from Miami.  Your "bro" or should I say "bra" looks like mr. Incredible from the cartoon.  

If you ever find your Jr. USA homo ass in Brooklyn, NY you can come find me at 4202 Avenue U & Flatbush every Tuesday and Thursday.  Just ask for the big guy.  

post a pic or just shut the fck cause you did not earn the right to comment on me at you toerag sombtch.....you act like a tough guy when in all actuality you're a punk black kid from Seacaucas that acts hardcore....prob same type of person that has to TELL people he works out otherwise they would not even guess it



go back and clip your boyfriends hair off his geish

1.  You can't remember?
2.  Did you also bang this other dude?
3.  It is gay.  Have some dignity.  Wear a sweater vest instead.

1.its not 1979 anymore brah so your days of 'pertyin' are over
2.I lived in myrtle beach for a year and personal trained...I dont even know some girls name I banged let alone a the TOTAL number of chicks....so if I was rockin a 'graphic t' one night and got ass I didnt write it down or put a notch in my belt like you have to do....ass comes to me most of the time.....
3.I dont shop at walmart like you....I can afford to rock an $80 ed hardy shirt....stick with your nike shirts and smedium sized shirts to show how big you are
4.get you post count up b4 you step my way......you old ass prob has to pay for type of girls I fckd....like I said sit back and learn something b4 your wrinkled ass chimes in with bullsh.it tryin to be funny.....LIKE I SAID ITS FOR GIRLS i could give a shit less if some homo 49yr old washed up 'lifter' has to say about my clothes....I walk in a strip club in MB and I would get noticed BOTTOM LINE why I wore those clothes -- LIKE I STATED PERVIOUSLY

take notes next time dyck

[Mobil]

all people in the gym are douchebags... i worry about myself not some other fags...

[MuscleMcMannus]

Haha you probably are a regular at Rainbow House and Club Kryptonite huh big boy!  Myrtle Beach has a very active gay scene bro and a lot of the fags look and dress just like you and your friend.  In fact go to any MAJOR city and you'll find fags and wannabe douchebags dressing like you guys and banging club skanks.  So you're either gay or you're a douchebag.  I'd think the former since you try to make it obvious how much of a player you are and how many chicks you've fucked.  Seriously............... ....you are screaming closet homo.  Any straight guy can all see right through the whole tough/guy muscle shaved head I fuck anything that walks mantra............you've OVERCOMPENSATING for your obvious lack of heterosexuality.  I'd put my money on half of all Jr. USA competitors are gay or atleast bisexual.   

[TestDummy]

....shadow grappling, grunting, headphones, ipods, bandanas, spaghetti-strap manicured low neck line "T-shirts", sunglasses while benching, guys practicing grappling moves with the cable ab machine, twinks curling in the squat rack, flip/flops while squatting, a woman with fake titz so big it was a disgusting turn off, a fat douchebag eating rice in between sets of bench pressing(I shit you not!), 140 lb twinks with skin tight Under Armor Tshirt on, 240 lb fatass permabulkers with skin tight Under Armr tshirts.

................these were just a few observations in teh gym today.....one full hour!

I'm sorry DOV but every time I see your name all I can think about is that time you posted those pics of yourself posing and you looked like Kurt Russell trying to take a shit!!!!! I know it was a long time ago but that shit was funny!!!!

[dov]

I'm sorry DOV but every time I see your name all I can think about is that time you posted those pics of yourself posing and you looked like Curt Russel trying to take a shit!!!!! I know it was a long time ago but that shit was funny!!!!

Yes, it was very funny . You see my 31 yo, Navy vet from Arizona, it's actually basic psychology geared toward an end result of success. It's not for everyone. It def requires a large degree of humility and security. First, one must purposely inject themselves into an embarassing situation. Ridicule, attempted humiliation, and hatred will insue. The subject either responds to said humiliation or he dies. That's the familiar "fight or flight" syndrome. Our insecure society embraces public humiliation tactics, but also loves a good comeback. BTW, who the hell is Curt Russel?

[ManBearPig...]

Yes, it was very funny . You see my 31 yo, Navy vet from Arizona, it's actually basic psychology geared toward an end result of success. It's not for everyone. It def requires a large degree of humility and security. First, one must purposely inject themselves into an embarassing situation. Ridicule, attempted humiliation, and hatred will insue. The subject either responds to said humiliation or he dies. That's the familiar "fight or flight" syndrome. Our insecure society embraces public humiliation tactics, but also loves a good comeback. BTW, who the hell is Curt Russel?

a swedish gay porn star.

[dov]

a swedish gay porn star.

Is he a public shitter too?

[dov]

all people in the gym are douchebags... i worry about myself not some other fags...

What makes them douchebagzzz?

[dov]

Oh, I failed to mention the fat, smelly guy with headphones blaring. He would finish a set and then strut around singing along with his music, "Die muther fuker Die!"....this lasted about 45 minutes, then his battery died and he immediately walked out of the gym pissed. Was this one of you sumbitchs? 

[webcake]

Take the stare off the list. The stare is an artform that deserves respect.

[TestDummy]

Yes, it was very funny . You see my 31 yo, Navy vet from Arizona, it's actually basic psychology geared toward an end result of success. It's not for everyone. It def requires a large degree of humility and security. First, one must purposely inject themselves into an embarassing situation. Ridicule, attempted humiliation, and hatred will insue. The subject either responds to said humiliation or he dies. That's the familiar "fight or flight" syndrome. Our insecure society embraces public humiliation tactics, but also loves a good comeback. BTW, who the hell is Curt Russel?

Sorry I meant Kurt Russell, I meant to come back and fix it anyway you know what I meant.  Anyway I think it's hilarious that you of all people make a thread talking shit about people in your gym... You, the owner of the biggest self ownage in Getbig history now making fun of others.... Even worse trying to pretend that you posted those pics as some sort of tactic to force yourself to get your fat ass in shape!!! Absolutely fucking Hilarious!!!! Basic Phychology my ass!!!!! HAAAAAHAHAHA!!! I still laugh every time I think of it...

P.s. embarassing is spelled embarrassing and insue is actually ensue.

[WillGrant]

Oh, I failed to mention the fat, smelly guy with headphones blaring. He would finish a set and then strut around singing along with his music, "Die muther fuker Die!"....this lasted about 45 minutes, then his battery died and he immediately walked out of the gym pissed. Was this one of you sumbitchs? 

So you are offseason dov? have you got a new battery yet?  

[dov]

Sorry I meant Kurt Russell, I meant to come back and fix it anyway you know what I meant.  Anyway I think it's hilarious that you of all people make a thread talking shit about people in your gym... You, the owner of the biggest self ownage in Getbig history now making fun of others.... Even worse trying to pretend that you posted those pics as some sort of tactic to force yourself to get your fat ass in shape!!! Absolutely fucking Hilarious!!!! Basic Phychology my ass!!!!! HAAAAAHAHAHA!!! I still laugh every time I think of it...

P.s. embarassing is spelled embarrassing and insue is actually ensue.

Ouch! You're on a roll!  BTW, I still have no idea who this Russel character is???  Oh, FYI, it's psychology....ya know, with an "S"

[chris-a]

P.s. embarassing is spelled embarrassing and insue is actually ensue.

spelled = spelt

[johnnynoname]

Haha you probably are a regular at Rainbow House and Club Kryptonite huh big boy!  Myrtle Beach has a very active gay scene bro and a lot of the fags look and dress just like you and your friend.  In fact go to any MAJOR city and you'll find fags and wannabe douchebags dressing like you guys and banging club skanks.  So you're either gay or you're a douchebag.  I'd think the former since you try to make it obvious how much of a player you are and how many chicks you've fucked.  Seriously............... ....you are screaming closet homo.  Any straight guy can all see right through the whole tough/guy muscle shaved head I fuck anything that walks mantra............you've OVERCOMPENSATING for your obvious lack of heterosexuality.  I'd put my money on half of all Jr. USA competitors are gay or atleast bisexual.   

dude, everything is like "gay this" and "gay that" with you

get help

[webcake]

spelled = spelt

Both are acceptable.

[WillGrant]

Both are acceptable.

webcke huge aryan bastard approved

[MuscleMcMannus]

dude, everything is like "gay this" and "gay that" with you

get help

What's it to you homo?