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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #125 on: September 14, 2009, 04:23:35 PM »
loss of income is in nys

excellent

one of the only other things is (and this sounds odd) is i'm considering running a cycle before i leave...maybe
oh, and that small thing about actually planning the move out ;D

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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #126 on: September 14, 2009, 04:24:48 PM »
excellent

one of the only other things is (and this sounds odd) is i'm considering running a cycle before i leave...maybe

Debussey would rape your gaping anus hard if it became available for sperm injections.

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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #127 on: September 14, 2009, 04:25:48 PM »
Debussey would rape your gaping anus hard if it became available for sperm injections.

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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #128 on: September 14, 2009, 04:29:40 PM »

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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #129 on: September 14, 2009, 05:03:03 PM »
it's not gay if the dick is just in your mouth

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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #130 on: September 14, 2009, 05:13:19 PM »
it's not gay if the dick is just in your mouth

naw dude, that is very gay

however, it isn't gay if your dick is in another guy's mouth

no- that isn't gay; that's just paying last june's rent

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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #131 on: September 14, 2009, 05:15:28 PM »
naw dude, that is very gay

however, it isn't gay if your dick is in another guy's mouth

no- that isn't gay; that's just paying last june's rent
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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #132 on: September 15, 2009, 12:51:33 AM »
it's weird isn't it that i actually have sex with girls
when we kiss, we both have to worry about our make up smearing

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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #133 on: September 15, 2009, 06:54:33 AM »
I hate to "arvilla" this thread but this video proves my point

Fashion doesn't make you "gay" (not that their is anything wrong with it); fashion is very "Manly" cuz fashion is dangerous


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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #134 on: September 15, 2009, 03:39:05 PM »
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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #135 on: September 15, 2009, 05:20:31 PM »
If people think it, it must be true.
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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #136 on: September 15, 2009, 05:30:56 PM »
Your co-workers have Gaydar... Your a fag.. :)

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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #137 on: September 15, 2009, 05:31:54 PM »
I hate to "arvilla" this thread but this video proves my point

Fashion doesn't make you "gay" (not that their is anything wrong with it); fashion is very "Manly" cuz fashion is dangerous



You just went up another notch....Flight is a great show

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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #138 on: September 16, 2009, 02:19:40 AM »
I hate to "arvilla" this thread but this video proves my point

Fashion doesn't make you "gay" (not that their is anything wrong with it); fashion is very "Manly" cuz fashion is dangerous



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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #139 on: September 16, 2009, 04:51:22 AM »
I hate to "arvilla" this thread but this video proves my point

Fashion doesn't make you "gay" (not that their is anything wrong with it); fashion is very "Manly" cuz fashion is dangerous

because of these two assholes, for about 3 months, i'd pull up to work blasting David Bowie every morning.  Pretty sure people thought i was in some kind of cock addiction.
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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #140 on: September 16, 2009, 05:01:50 AM »
because of these two assholes, for about 3 months, i'd pull up to work blasting David Bowie every morning.  Pretty sure people thought i was in some kind of cock addiction.

liking bowie doesn't make you a homersexual

it makes you awesome/somewhat bi

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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #141 on: September 16, 2009, 10:57:30 AM »
liking bowie doesn't make you a homersexual

it makes you awesome/somewhat bi
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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #142 on: September 16, 2009, 12:01:29 PM »
i apologize for "arvilla-ing" this thread againg but

http://albany.craigslist.org/bts/1377615284.html

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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #143 on: September 16, 2009, 12:18:14 PM »
i apologize for "arvilla-ing" this thread againg but

http://albany.craigslist.org/bts/1377615284.html
Your ad spews gimmicktry. I assume you are targeting a particular market/niche with the overboard photos and such. I would think that a professional CPT would'nt have to whore themselves out like this. Kind of like the difference between Warren Buffett and 50 cent.....one has billions and you'd never know it while the other has millions and EVERYONE knows it.
My point is that you're cornering yourself when it comes to potential clients. A conservative, middle aged woman(the most common client) I think would have hesitations paying you $$ for your services. Young, hip females and gay men would prob love to work with you. Those are few n far between. My suggestion would be to tone down your "image" just enough to attract the conservative crowd while keeping your existing progressive crowd.

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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #144 on: September 16, 2009, 12:26:48 PM »
Young, hip females and gay men would prob love to work with you. Those are far/few in between. My suggestion would be to tone down your "image" just enough to attract the conservative crowd while keeping your existing progressive crowd.

but, quite frankly, that is my target audience.

Yes, the money is green no matter where it comes from but I realize that middle age conservatives DON'T want me as a trainer so i don't market myself towards them

here in lies the pictures cuz i know homosexuals will want to train with me

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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #145 on: September 16, 2009, 01:02:04 PM »
but, quite frankly, that is my target audience.

Yes, the money is green no matter where it comes from but I realize that middle age conservatives DON'T want me as a trainer so i don't market myself towards them

here in lies the pictures cuz i know homosexuals will want to train with me
false advertising! Unless you're bangin them, how do you retain them as long-tern clients? If you can, supposedly, "ACT"  homosexual to attract a certain client, then why not act conservative to attract the 60 yr old woman?
You'd attract a wide variety of clients if you acted as a cameleon. Do you train any straight men? Women over 35? Just tryin to help you get to Vegas baby!!!!!!!!

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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #146 on: September 16, 2009, 02:02:42 PM »
i apologize for "arvilla-ing" this thread againg but

http://albany.craigslist.org/bts/1377615284.html
did it have to be that first shot of u in the shower?   LOL  dont you have a picture of yourself with clothes on? 

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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #147 on: September 16, 2009, 03:12:09 PM »

You'd attract a wide variety of clients if you acted as a cameleon. Do you train any straight men? Women over 35? Just tryin to help you get to Vegas baby!!!!!!!!

your point is well taken

when i prospect around the gym, then i'm prospecting EVERYBODY (old,young, attractive, homly..etc)

however, in that particular ad I'm "branding" myself...or at least trying to

did it have to be that first shot of u in the shower?   LOL  dont you have a picture of yourself with clothes on? 
lol i really don't.
In clothes- i look small
out of clother- i look amazing

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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #148 on: September 16, 2009, 05:41:32 PM »


I still don't know why people think you are gay. What guy hasn't ripped off his wife beater in the shower while moaning in ecstasy.



And people actually think gays will find you in anyway appealing. This pic to me says Special Forces (though kicked out for being too strong), Jiu-Jitsu Black Belt, bare hand killer of German Shepards, one arm cliff climber, rotator cuff tearing, gorilla crushing... in other words -- all man. Bad ass. All the way bad ass.
 

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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #149 on: September 16, 2009, 05:47:58 PM »




And people actually think gays will find you in anyway appealing. This pic to me says Special Forces (though kicked out for being too strong), Jiu-Jitsu Black Belt, bare hand killer of German Shepards, one arm cliff climber, rotator cuff tearing, gorilla crushing... in other words -- all man. Bad ass. All the way bad ass.
 

EXACTLY
i'm kinda like Marco Lala
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