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Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode Parts VII and VIII
« on: October 03, 2009, 02:43:25 PM »
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You and Branch are rabbit hunting in the woods behind his family's ranch.  Branch looks larger than life, busting out of his blue flannel shirt, with worn black jeans looking like they were painted on those tree-trunk thighs!  Branch leads the way, as usual, holding his grandpappy's shotgun across his chest.  Branch's hound-dog, Jefferson (after Jefferson Davis), trots happily by his master's side.  The sun is lowering into it's slumber for the night, casting brilliant beams of purple and red.  Soon it is dark.  "Time to go back home," declares Branch.  The three of you- the muscleman, your inadequate self, and the canine-begin back to the ranch.  Jefferson stops...Branch and yourself stop as well, looking to the dog as if he were a seer about to make a pronouncement.  The dog whimpers and looks over yonder.  His tail lowers between his legs.  "Strange", says Branch, "Jefferson is tough as nails...I've never known him to be a sissy."  Branch and yourself look over yonder...A beam of yellow light projects through the leaves, and then another...a strange banging noise is heard...Branch points the shotgun and cautiously begins walking in the direction of the lights...It's getting brighter...It's blinding...A man..a creature, really...steps forward...he's short, maybe four feet tall...A large oval head...My god, big black bug eyes...And the clothing...some kind of a aluminum foil uniform...there is an emblem of some kind on his chest..."What the hell", begins Branch...He takes aim at the creature...but..."I can't squeeze the trigger", says Branch....I can't think straight..." Branch drops the firearm...Branch falls to the ground...the dog is now laying on his side...you turn, thinking if Branch and the dog can't be saved, maybe you can save yourself...you feel an almost magnetic force pull you to the ground...then...Blacknes s...

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You open your eyes in a room bright with fluorescent light...you try to move, but find yourself unable...you're strapped to a gurney...the straps aren't straps...some kind of visbible electrical current...strands of it, light green in hue, you can almost see the individual electrons flowing through electro-magnetic strand like little rivers...where's branch, you think...the creature comes into the room and stands over you...The head clearly visible now...too big for the body...such a tiny physique...could he really have overpowered Branch?...the eyes are big like a housefly, deep black with no pupil...two holes where the nose goes, and a slit for a mouth...the skin a sickly gray...the face wills you back into unconsciousness...

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2009, 03:07:27 PM »
 :D :D :D :D

Branch kidnapped by the aliens

This is too good to be true !

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2009, 08:42:04 PM »
This looks promising. I like where this thread is going!
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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2009, 11:27:47 PM »
Can't wait for part 3..... ;D
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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2009, 09:03:14 AM »
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You awaken once again.  This time you are in a different room, still strapped into the gurney by the electronic tethers.  You are have been leaned up against a wall, giving you a full view of the place.  It is a spacious, octagon shaped room.  It has the trappings of a science lab...bright white walls, ceiling, and floor...the same fluorescent light illuminates the place, yet there is no source, no bulbs.  The light is evenly projected from the walls and ceiling.  There are high tech gizmos everywhere, but none of them appear familiar.  You look down, and the floor is perforated with tiny holes, like an air hockey table. The floor is making a faint humming noise. You realize that you are actually hovering, not touching the floor.  At the center of this lab is a table, with a glass eye mounted above it.  The eye is about four feet wide...A door lifts vertically, and two more beings who look more or less like your initial captor enter the room.  Like you, the are not touching the ground, but seem to glide like air hockey pucks towards you.  They have the same aluminum foil uniforms, but with different emblems.  They approach you and hover before you..."Where's Branch?", you ask.  The one on the left lift his hand and touches your forehead.  You try to form more words but the connection between your brain and your mouth has somehow been short circuited, and you are now mute. The other creature has an instrument that resembles an clothing iron.  He holds it outward, toward your torso, and you feel yourself being pulled forward, gurney and all.  He begins gliding backward, pulling you along.  You realize you are being led toward the table with the eye above it.  You are powerless to struggle or even talk.  Your gurney is now leaned up against the end of the table.  You think of your parents.  How is this all happening.  What the hell is going on.  One of the gray beings touches the gurney and the electronic tethers disappear.  They each grab and armpit with vise like strength and slide you onto the table so you are laying on your back, looking up into the big glass eye.  It is black, like the beings eyes.  New electronic bindings appear across your chest, hips, wrists and ankles.  They are wider rivers of electrons than the ones on the gurney, and are bright white.  You look, and see one of the aliens produce a syringe with a foot long needle.  My God, you think, what's next??

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2009, 10:03:20 AM »
you get a text from musclephone saying branch has retired!?

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2009, 03:08:33 PM »
WAIT ONE GAWDDAMNED MINUTE HERE. WHERE'S BRANCH?
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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2009, 04:41:47 PM »
Can`t wait for the next one...  :D
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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2009, 05:40:42 PM »

 I can't believe it!  Word can't even describe how prescious this shit is. jehwit has already hit living legnd status on Getbig and made the Getbig Hall of Fame.



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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode
« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2009, 01:59:10 AM »
ok in that case jehwit, congrats and welcome to the getbig family.

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2009, 04:16:43 PM »
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A metallic door opens vertically and another creature glides across the floor and toward the examination table.  You are helpless to move, your limbs electronically bound.  His gray face looking down with those ink black bug eyes.  He produces a chrome, pen-like instrument and glides it down the center of your shirt, from your throat towards your navel.  Your shirt opens up.  Next, he takes out what appears to be a large syringe with a long needle.  Holy Christ, No!!  He pushes the tip of the needle a couple of inches below your navel, and plunges it into your flesh!  The pain is unbearable, and he could care less.  He pushes the needle deeper into your pelvic region.  He now pulls back on the syringe, and a fluid begins to fill the instrument.  It's semen!  What the fuck!  This freak is stealing your semen!  Just then...you here Branch screaming from another room!!  An assistant sees you getting frantic and sticks another needle into your jugular, and then...just...bright...p leasant lights and shapes...

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2009, 04:27:52 PM »
First reply to the new addition in this epic thread!!
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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2009, 04:29:07 PM »


  This is unbelieveable!


 Branch Warren getting Travis Walton'd.



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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode
« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2009, 04:34:04 PM »
Ha, ha, ha...Poor Branch....poor you. ;D
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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode
« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2009, 04:36:33 PM »
incredible!!!

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode
« Reply #15 on: October 20, 2009, 04:45:22 PM »
holy shit just think of how much semen they are going to get out of branch daddy DAMN!!!!!
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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode
« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2009, 04:46:58 PM »
haha, I bet Branch himself also reads this masterpiece.

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode
« Reply #17 on: October 21, 2009, 12:25:24 AM »
Hot damn...the wheels are rolling again!
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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode
« Reply #18 on: October 21, 2009, 12:35:36 AM »
This is bbing's version of, Fire in the Sky....... :-X
HAHA, RON.....

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode
« Reply #19 on: October 21, 2009, 12:51:16 AM »
Where's Branch  :o
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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode
« Reply #20 on: October 21, 2009, 02:02:40 AM »

 The Forest has Eyes

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode
« Reply #21 on: October 21, 2009, 02:08:46 AM »
Epic - Branch to the rescue...  :D
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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode
« Reply #22 on: October 21, 2009, 02:13:29 AM »
holy shit just think of how much semen they are going to get out of branch daddy DAMN!!!!!

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode
« Reply #23 on: October 21, 2009, 02:15:13 AM »
haha, I bet Branch himself also reads this masterpiece.

"Jewhit" is Branch's gimmick I reckon.

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode
« Reply #24 on: October 21, 2009, 02:52:45 AM »
Could "where's Branch?" be the next catchphrase on getbig?

The potential is there.