I told them that they better be making some afternoon t times 
Have you seen that movie "Red" with Bruce Willis? There is a scene where they go to a hotel in NO...I stayed in that exact hotel....haha, it was a dump. It's easy to spot because the office is funky shaped and sticks out from the end of the bldg. One of the guys pissed in the closet, by mistake....the reply the next morning? "well, it improved the smell...."
