Author Topic: The Transition of Avesher (Read 26742 times)

johnnynoname · « **Reply #25 on:** October 16, 2009, 05:58:10 PM »

Quote from: disturbia on October 16, 2009, 05:37:24 PM

nd theres a 23 year old blond in my shower at the moment

in all, isn't that what really matter

btw, looking good champ

CalvinH · « **Reply #26 on:** October 16, 2009, 06:03:02 PM »

Quote from: disturbia on October 16, 2009, 05:37:24 PM

rip it apart fuckers---yaya i got a long way to go, but compared to 3 months ago Im moving forward----and theres a 23 year old blond in my shower at the moment

Fantastic Mr Heat Miser hair

JimmyJam1974 · « **Reply #27 on:** October 16, 2009, 06:06:04 PM »

Quote from: CalvinH on October 16, 2009, 06:03:02 PM

Fantastic Mr Heat Miser hair

Now look who I see,
ain't that... yeah, that's the bitch from up the street.
With the big, fat tail,
who always told Cube to go to hell.
She thought she was wiser,
now she's sitting in the waiting room, burning like HEAT MISER.
Yeah I see HER,
first Miss Thang, now Miss Gonorrhea.

Deadpool · « **Reply #28 on:** October 16, 2009, 06:11:03 PM »

the peacock feathers are soooooooo 1978

disturbia · « **Reply #29 on:** October 16, 2009, 06:14:46 PM »

Quote from: Medford on October 16, 2009, 06:11:03 PM

the peacock feathers are soooooooo 1978

looked in your mirror lately?

JimmyJam1974 · « **Reply #30 on:** October 16, 2009, 06:15:36 PM »

Quote from: disturbia on October 16, 2009, 06:14:46 PM

looked in your mirror lately?

Damn - she still in the shower? Your water bill is gonna be off the hook.

Go 4 It · « **Reply #31 on:** October 16, 2009, 06:24:44 PM »

Looking good dude! Congrats on the new outlook on life and transformation! My only critique would be to lose the undershirt and tuck in your dress shirt, not flamming, just saying little details like this may help you seal the deal!

Deadpool · « **Reply #32 on:** October 16, 2009, 06:27:09 PM »

Quote from: disturbia on October 16, 2009, 06:14:46 PM

looked in your mirror lately?

what is that supposed to mean?

pellius · « **Reply #33 on:** October 16, 2009, 06:32:13 PM »

Quote from: chaos on October 16, 2009, 05:25:19 PM

Romanian.

That's the chaos I've come to know. No feeling out process. No jabs or head fakes. Just kicks you right in the balls.

Ruthless.

pellius · « **Reply #34 on:** October 16, 2009, 06:35:31 PM »

Quote from: xbht on October 16, 2009, 05:40:06 PM

damn dude if you slim down to about 200 you would look late 20's

QFT! That ADD or whatever really works for you!

JimmyJam1974 · « **Reply #35 on:** October 16, 2009, 06:36:12 PM »

Quote from: pellius on October 16, 2009, 06:35:31 PM

QFT! That ADD or whatever really works for you!

adderall?

pellius · « **Reply #36 on:** October 16, 2009, 06:39:54 PM »

Quote from: Go 4 It on October 16, 2009, 06:24:44 PM

Looking good dude! Congrats on the new outlook on life and transformation! My only critique would be to lose the undershirt and tuck in your dress shirt, not flamming, just saying little details like this may help you seal the deal!

NO! Don't tuck in your shirt! He's trying to trick you. Tucked in shirts spells HOMO!
You're on the right track. Go with your instincts! Go with your instincts!

Go 4 It · « **Reply #37 on:** October 16, 2009, 06:42:36 PM »

Quote from: pellius on October 16, 2009, 06:39:54 PM

NO! Don't tuck in your shirt! He's trying to trick you. Tucked in shirts spells HOMO!
You're on the right track. Go with your instincts! Go with your instincts!

Or give a better taper to his body..

JimmyJam1974 · « **Reply #38 on:** October 16, 2009, 06:46:19 PM »

Quote from: Go 4 It on October 16, 2009, 06:42:36 PM

Or give a better taper to his body..

You're right - GB fashion policia up in here telling him not to tuck his shirt in

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #39 on:** October 16, 2009, 06:47:24 PM »

So douchebagia has a date? BFD. Congratilations, Josh, you're starting a thread over a normal, everyday activity that most single people do all the time. She's 23? Aren't you like 40? So the only way you could get a date was con some young-and-dumb kid right out of college to hang with you? Bravo! *golf clap*

chaos · « **Reply #40 on:** October 16, 2009, 06:50:59 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on October 16, 2009, 06:47:24 PM

So douchebagia has a date? BFD. Congratilations, Josh, you're starting a thread over a normal, everyday activity that most single people do all the time. She's 23? Aren't you like 40? So the only way you could get a date was con some young-and-dumb kid right out of college to hang with you? Bravo! *golf clap*

He could have mail ordered a date from Iran like you did.

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #41 on:** October 16, 2009, 06:53:17 PM »

Quote from: chaos on October 16, 2009, 06:50:59 PM

He could have mail ordered a date from Iran like you did.

I met my wife in college at Georgetown. You must have done the mail-order thing, cone-head.

chaos · « **Reply #42 on:** October 16, 2009, 06:57:54 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on October 16, 2009, 06:53:17 PM

I met my wife in college at Georgetown. You must have done the mail-order thing, cone-head.

My wife is American, fatty.

pellius · « **Reply #43 on:** October 16, 2009, 07:11:47 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on October 16, 2009, 06:47:24 PM

So douchebagia has a date? BFD. Congratilations, Josh, you're starting a thread over a normal, everyday activity that most single people do all the time. She's 23? Aren't you like 40? So the only way you could get a date was con some young-and-dumb kid right out of college to hang with you? Bravo! *golf clap*

Someone once asked Donald Trump why he dates much younger women. He simply replied that young women were more attractive than old women. And that he can [date younger women].

This is what we should all aspire to in our golden years:

disturbia · « **Reply #44 on:** October 16, 2009, 11:14:41 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on October 16, 2009, 06:47:24 PM

So douchebagia has a date? BFD. Congratilations, Josh, you're starting a thread over a normal, everyday activity that most single people do all the time. She's 23? Aren't you like 40? So the only way you could get a date was con some young-and-dumb kid right out of college to hang with you? Bravo! *golf clap*

she got drunk -- I got laid -- she passed out---whoopee, it was boring

anyways on to this -- Ya I'm 40 and I just banged a hot 23 year old blond. And it just pains you that you can't spit the truth out wishing you were in my shoes. Instead you have to (not) bang the tired, old fat hairy saggy titted stretch marked cellulite thing laying next to you. And in some way shape or form you will come back on get big and justify some comment to the effect that I have failed. LOL, yet I, and others on this board, will know the truth. And I can with full confidence say that 100% of the guys on here would rather be nailing whats in my bed rather than whats in yours. Have a great night fatty.

pellius · « **Reply #45 on:** October 17, 2009, 02:12:13 AM »

If you don't mind be asking, why was it boring? It was better than my night. My cousin's sister in law from Thailand is visiting and I had to sit in a hot, steaming room listening to all their relatives (originally from Laos) recount their experience crossing the Mekong River as the fuking commies shot at them. It's sad and when you hear it it makes you wonder if we should have ever left Nam without finishing the job but I've heard it tons of times and it's pretty depressing. I'd much rather be banging a 23 year old. Remember, if things start to get boring and stale don't be afraid to do a little smacking around and hair pulling. It always puts some life back in the beyotch.

WingedLion · « **Reply #46 on:** October 17, 2009, 02:20:54 AM »

so now you can finally afford a cheap hooker

good for you Josh ... you are moving up

$:-\$

who's your interior decorator ? how about your stylist ?

BTW you could become a spokesperson for Jenny Craig.

WingedLion · « **Reply #47 on:** October 17, 2009, 02:22:32 AM »

Quote from: chaos on October 16, 2009, 05:25:19 PM

Romanian.

gopo

disturbia · « **Reply #48 on:** October 17, 2009, 04:57:53 AM »

Quote from: WingedLion on October 17, 2009, 02:20:54 AM

so now you can finally afford a cheap hooker

good for you Josh ... you are moving up $:-\$

who's your interior decorator ? how about your stylist ?

BTW you could become a spokesperson for Jenny Craig.

epic fail reply---why are you and goatboy and other haters failing so hard and grasping at straws ,.....decorator, stylist,....man that is beyond weak,...cheap hooker?,...no original material left? anyways, beyond that, why this account?

it really appears to bother you two that I am doing better in life

d0nny2600 · « **Reply #49 on:** October 17, 2009, 05:41:31 AM »

Quote from: disturbia on October 16, 2009, 11:14:41 PM

she got drunk -- I got laid -- she passed out---whoopee, it was boring

anyways on to this -- Ya I'm 40 and I just banged a hot 23 year old blond. And it just pains you that you can't spit the truth out wishing you were in my shoes. Instead you have to (not) bang the tired, old fat hairy saggy titted stretch marked cellulite thing laying next to you. And in some way shape or form you will come back on get big and justify some comment to the effect that I have failed. LOL, yet I, and others on this board, will know the truth. And I can with full confidence say that 100% of the guys on here would rather be nailing whats in my bed rather than whats in yours. Have a great night fatty.

Boom Good work!